Dearest Diary,
When my brother Fester returned home from the war in Vietnam, I was naturally elated when he arrived with his new bride, Tila. She brought a spring to his step never seen heretofore. And, oh, how the children loved to hide her in small pots and mugs. Such splendid times.
But this morning, she blew another kiss at me at the breakfast table leaving no immediate recourse but to use her tiny body as a tetherball until she revealed the location of her Lucky Charms.
One day I hope Fester will forgive me.
Yours truly,
Gomez Addams
Photos: Getty
I hate Billy Corgan because he believes that HE was the most important thing about the Smashing Pumpkins; yet in reality, it was the combination of D’Arcy, Jimmy, Billy, and James that made the Pumpkins, not him alone.
He is a megalomaniacal twat.
Most Chicagoans wouldn’t give you a penny for him.
And yeah, he’s tall- about 6’3″-6’4″, I’d say.
(He used to live around the corner from me)
The big turd.
I, for one, think they are an absolutely adorable couple and totally smitten with each other.
Land of fruits and nuts.
That is the same dress worn by Julianne Hough at this year’s CMA’s, minus Julianne’s elegant train.
http://www.fightingoverme.com/gallery/showphoto.php?photo=77027
Way to make a gorgeous dress look like trash, Tila.
hahahahaha, for the guy who has tried his whole career to look above everyone with his intellect and his artsy fartsy bullshit. He then ruins it all by dating tela or whatever her name is. Just goes to show when us men are really all about at the end of the day. No sense in denying it, lol
wow, this is truly perplexing….
yes, she does look like a gremlin. a 2 1/2 foot tall gremlin.
I want to lick her feet.
So, she has made her mind up about her sexuality? She’s straight!! I’m not sold on her and this nobody of a guy. Can anyone PLEASE tell me who he is?
So, she has made her mind up about her sexuality? She’s straight!! I’m not sold on her and this nobody of a guy. Can anyone PLEASE tell me who he is?
Billy…….Don’t Do it Billy……Just Say No To Leprechauns Billy….
She sets a new benchmark for being a ‘celebrity’ without ever having done anything noteworthy, other than being a wretched skank. I guess that’s enough, but if that’s the case, why aren’t all the women on Rock of Love celebrities?
I DEVOTED my life to The Smashing Pumpkins. Now I have to see Billy Corgan breathing the same STD air as the biggest failure in all of the entertainment business: Tila Tequila “I ain’t no larger than a fetus” aka vaginal failure, aka the fluid I would have rather have seen swallowed than inserted. I guess they are right when they say the industry corrupts all. A big fuck you to silly billy.
RIP Smashing Pumpkins, RIP.
This guy is such a fuckpig that this slutty walking STD is too good for him.
Tila has boobies!
Ok this girl is a mess but she minus the fake tits is way hot, rocking body nice leggs hot. How can people look at lard asses like kim k and say they have curves right, put the chips down and work out. I for one am sick of 200 pound women size 16 plus talking curves you look like shit. Lose weight dont eat 3 plates of food. Asians and foreign women dont eat 6000 calories a day and they usually dont weigh 300 pounds. Yes some is genes but most is your a fat lazy pig and news flash its not attractive.
I hope ehen they’re doing it she gets on top so he won’t be SMASHING her PUMPKINS…
Sorry – had to be said ;)
It’s like the Walton’s… on Acid.
That’s a match made in geek heaven–one looks like a goblin and the other looks like a gnome.
This chick is okay. I saw her sex video…she took a shot of spooge straight in the eyes and didn’t even blink. Now that is tough chick.
Billy is 6’4”
What exactly is this girl?
Haha loves it!
I..HONESTLY think that would be a very interesting collab.
Hmmm…
billy, GO TO THAILAND AND EXPERIENCE THE SAME!!
(altough their english might not be that good)
Fear not folks, Superman will save her!
I bet she hides razor blades in her pussy.
I wanna have a threesome with them. He can fuck me in the ass while I eat her out.
there’s a saying in spanish “china cochina!” basicallly translates to “dirty asian!”
there’s a saying in spanish “china cochina!” basicallly translates to “dirty asian!”
who is she?
They aren’t getting married, so what’s the problem?
I mean, they can still make a sex tape.
WTF
38. Yuck – April 6, 2009 3:08 PM
These two are repugnant. Grade Z “celebrities” who are desperately searching for relevance. They belong together. Nauseating.
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Look ya stupid fuk, at least billy came out with some pretty cool songs. Tila’s only contribution to the world is to debase the asian race. I’d hit it.
Funniest comment ever! Fuck that tranny whore for making me hate my Billy!!
Funniest shit ever! Fuck that tranny whore for making me hate my Billy!!