Tila Tequila Dressed Her Daughter Up As #BabyHitler
Or is this Baby Hitler? I’m confused already.
A few days ago, the New York Times Magazine thought it’d be a great idea to ask people this question:
— NYT Magazine (@NYTmag) October 23, 2015
Naturally, within minutes #BabyHitler started trending, which became the perfect storm for the Internet’s former-but-maybe-still-current midget Nazi Tila Tequila to fly into on the back of a bee because she loves both attention and Hitler. And also has a baby because God is dead.
Gasps!!! Isabella!!!!! What in the holy??? One day when you grow up, you're going to have to apologize for this picture, young lady!!! It will come back to haunt you! This way you'll know all the struggles your Mama has been through, but I remained strong! Just for you my #Princess!! I'm only posting this because #BabyHitler was trending on Twitter today! Lmao! Don't worry! I shall punish her for being a silly child who meant no harm to anyone! She gon learn today!!! 😂😂😂
In Tila Tequila’s defense, there are actually worse moms out there walking around Target with guns strapped to their backs, except I just remembered Tila Tequila is one of them, so nope, never mind. This all ends badly. I tried. I really tried.
(Adding… Some of you are curious about whether or not I would go back and kill Hitler as a baby, and the answer is yes, of course. Are you fucking kidding me? I’d go back and kill anyone as a baby just to stop them from turning into people because people are awful. Just the worst.)
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