Tiger Woods didn’t use a condom with this
Seen here in an undated photo that’s already making me itch, Tiger Woods mistress Jaime Grubbs claims the golfer never used a condom when they had sex, according to Us Magazine:
“He didn’t use a condom,” says Grubbs, who adds that Woods also didn’t ask if she was on birth control, either. “It wasn’t even discussed. He just never used one.”
Apparently, he also didn’t use condoms while bedding 33-year-old restaurant manager Mindy Lawton, according to Lawton’s sister, Lynn. “She said he never wore condoms,” Lynn told British tabloid, News of the World. “I was so worried she might catch a disease, especially as we suspected he was promiscuous.”
In related news, Playgirl is seriously “authenticating” cell phone photos of Tiger’s cock before publishing them, so I can only assume they’re looking for herpes sores the size of sand traps. “Hey, Ted, this one has a golf cart stuck in it.” “JACKPOT!”
NOTE: Added pics of alleged Tiger mistres/porn star Holly Sampson in case there’s any doubt he’s used a ball-washer for personal hygiene purposes.