Considering the last person Tiger Woods banged since his divorce from Elin Nordegren is this winner, it really shouldn’t come as a surprise that he’s aggressively trying to get back her back even if it essentially costs him over half a billion dollars to only have sex with her vagina. *looks at bikini photos* Yup, this all checks out. Via Jezebel:
The shamed sportsman, who was exposed for his serial cheating behind Elin’s back in 2009, is desperate to win her back, the magazine claims, offered a $200 million prenup to the stunning Swede.
And she is said to be considering the proposal, but only if he includes a $350 million anti-cheating clause.
Elin, 33, who had children Samantha, five, and three-year-old Charlie with the ace, won a $110 million settlement when she divorced Woods.
ELIN: *rolls off of him* Oh, Tiger, I missed you! Thank you for that wonderful proposal.
TIGER: Uh, yeah, you’re welcome. So listen, silly question, did you do something different to your vagina? It seems, wow, how do I say this? It seems really, really boring.
ELIN: Nope, same as it ever was.
TIGER: Right… Can you excuse me? I suddenly need to scream “FUCK” as loud as humanly possibly from the balcony. Don’t wait up.
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