Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis attended the American Ballet Theater 2009 Fall Gala last night and I still don’t believe these two are going to be in a movie where they have insane lesbian sex together. It’s logistically impossible. It’d be like trying to film the Ark of the Covenant after you opened it. There’d be nothing but melted cameras and faces all over the place, and probably even some dead Nazis and Harrison Ford carrying a bullwhip, I’m not ruling anything out.
This is where I want to be buried. Right between here.
October 8th, 2009 // 92 Comments
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