Adam Levine recently posed nude for Cosmopolitan UK, but with his man-parts conveniently covered up by the disembodied hand of his girlfriend, Sports Illustrated swimsuit model Anne Vyalitsyna-Iwasorderedinthemail. So here’s the two of them filming a Maroon 5 video in LA yesterday where they apparently have sex in a bed on top of a building or something. Because that’s realistic. Just once I’d like to see a music video where a guy gets laid behind a dumpster only to realize he’s drunk and it was a hobo the whole time. Tell that tale, Hollywood!
Also, pay me for my notes. I have tons of them and they’ll vouch for me behind the bowling alley. Just say “Crying Whisperwillow with Hands So Soft” sent you. — It’s a codename.
Photos: Splash News
Handjob.
He is ugly, she is hot with small boobs..
FIRST!
Fail.
I spot nipple!
She can hold my unit anytime. She will have to use both hands though :-)
Small boobs, but great nipples.
What is with her in photo #24 wearing a dude’s underwear. Looks like she is sporting a bigger package than he is!
I agree. Couldn’t they have gotten her a NEW pair of underwear? These look like they ripped them off a guy and are probably complete with skid mark and all.
She looks like a country singer/mom. Who’s adam levine?
those are the titties of the under 11 or over 58 crowd. Really, what’s she doing with those?
I heard she belong to the itti bitty titti committe. My girl is a member. :-(
Stop calling that dude your girlfriend.
Lunchtime, engorged, can’t control my space horniness any longer.
Where can I order one of these?
I’ll take two!
Typical blonde monkeyface.
What’s the adrress of where she came from?
Enjoy it while it lasts. Nothing does.
if that was covering my penis with her hands in a photoshoot like that , i would be either embrassed or yell out photoshop. those hands are awlful.
He really needs to ditch that early 90′s “Color Me Badd” haircut he has going on. She’s kinda hot… for him… I guess… 6 vodka & Red Bulls in a dark bar, you never know where the night might take you.
Anne has a nice ass ! Not like the humungous stink asses often found here .
aren’t “Maroon 5″ and “Misery” synonyms?
Judging from these pictures I can see why they only showed her hand. Horse face, small tits and crappy hair! Rock stars used to get better looking women.
She should be holding her own unit
Fish, I hate you for bringing up the whole mail brides thing when you post about Russian women. I really really hate you for that, dude.
I liked it back when one-hit-wonders knew when to make a graceful exit. No one buys his shitty music anymore, he should be fucking off!!!
yep, no time to waste.
…….THIS WOMAN NEEDS A BOOB JOB!!!!!!!!!
Please donate to the Salvation Army! People out there need your help!
Thank you again for reminding me of the excellent photos of Adam in the buff. Yay! Naked men! I’m glad that he’s got a cute chick to bang him and not some skanky hot-in-Hollywood reality show loser.
Plaid Zombie despises Adam Levine and his muclucs.
LMAO I scrolled down to the comments to see if someone else had spotted the guy.
Um, he has a woody. Oh, and his tattoos make him look like a douchebag.
Ladies and Gentlemen, he popped a woody.