Further proving Katy Perry seeks out man-whores to convert them to Christ, once upon a time during the 2009 VMAs, John Mayer almost came between those Katy and Russell Brand. Which still makes this a semen joke. E! News reports:
“They’d never met in person, and she went to meet him there after she was at a Jay-Z concert at Madison Square Garden,” a source close to Mayer tells E! News.
Mayer had joined Jay-Z at MSG for a performance and afterward asked fellow showgoer Perry to meet up later that night.
“John thought she was so hot and fun and was into her,” the insider recounts.
“They were so flirty and all over each other that night at the bar, they really liked each other. Their personalities just clicked and they were flirting and dancing and it was on.”
And how. They stayed at the bar until late, leaving only moments apart from the downtown bar—conveniently just around the corner from Mayer’s love nest.
The next day, which happened to be the VMAs, the two traded more texts. But before their relationship could blossom any further, enter Brand.
And we all know how that story ended: With Justin Bieber three-ways. But, seriously, how pissed must John Mayer have been after that? Because I’m pretty sure I would’ve shot up a McDonald’s. You don’t just promise a man giant breasts like that then go screw an Englishman. That’s called treason.
Photo: Getty
rainbow mic – lesbian radar, she really did kiss a girl and like it
I never get tired of those.
first.
shouldnt have been so distracted with your d&d and maybe you woulve had it, you can return to your lair now
yeah, fuck off.
not first dumbass! But she does have some Tig Old Bitties!!
Just as I suspected … tear-drop implants. Fakers !!!
You owe every man on this site an apology…How dare you!
Very, very tired of these broads denying implants … even Posh Spice tried to say hers were real … duh. And of course our Kim … and Demi … and … and …
Augmented.
Her boobs are fake, right?
sup cherry boy.
Are those zits on her tits?
No, her tits are at capacity so she just sprouts new ones. Like barnacles on a rock.
Lady, those are aids to navigation. They help guide you through the fog of seeing them in person.
ha ha treason! this post is hilarious- but Im really happy she didnt end up with John Mayer- that guys kind of a d-bag- and her boobs are real- just sayin- I love katy perry : )
shes a dumb slut, like u
One day, we’re gonna find out she has down syndrome, and we’re all going to feel terrible.
Who cares about russell are john. She needs to line up in front of me just like that.
Damn it. Am I the only person alive that haaaates this girl? That part of “California Girls” where she says, “Oh a oh a oh. Oh a oh a oh a oh” actually makes me want her dead. No talent! Yes, those are zits on her tits. Or possibly the herp from John Mayor’s texts alone.
My guess is you’re either a woman or a gay
but probably not a gay woman
i despise her too, and i luv titties. she’s annoying and a complete AIRHEAD DITZ
She’s obnoxious, but great to look at.
I concur – her “music” is truly awful. If you want to experience powerful nausea, just check out her AMA performance. Terrible.
Oh, and she’s an overrated bigfoot skank.
I just came.
so I was staring into Katy Perry’s grand canyon and I didn’t notice Top Chef advert with the dumb pop up with the food smashing into the website. but when I did look up it appeared to me for a second like a piece of poo had landed on her face. I was like: ‘whoa.. this is the best website ever’
this
That mouth looks so inviting and then I remember that Russell Brand’s dick has been in there. Sorry Katy, if you’d played your cards right you could have had me but you’re dead to me now. Still, you’ve got a nice rack for a dead gal…
I wonder how much douche bag Mayer is paying his publicist to throw his name out into the media as many times possible.
Haha no shit. How blessed we are that spencer remains broke
Funbags.
Self-explanatory.
How is two celebrities almost banging newsworthy?
Forget her boobs, check out her knees!!! Who ever airbrushed this pic is not very good.
Ha! You’re right. I guess they didn’t care because they knew most people wouldn’t notice anything below the waist.
She HAS to know what that looks like when she’s posing RIGHT IN FRONT of a cameraman with her tits hanging like boulders out of her rubber dress and her mouth wide open. Ahhh, class. I bet those are zits, too, she probably sweats a ton in those rubber dresses. They’re probably ruined after a few performances.
If those are boulders then you must have a one inch cock.
Bet she peels the paint off the walls when she takes all that shit off…the stupid rubber dress, the girdle, the water bra, the wig, the outer and inner crusts of makeup…yikes that’s just gotta be a putrid affair, and a hideous sight to behold!
Jay-z concert, meat up later that night, flirty and all over each other, crotch rubbing disguise as dancing, his love nest was near the bar? Yeah a cocks-man like JM cant predict how a domino will behave in order not to fall…There should be a smile on JM’s face when you mention KP.
Very suggestive put but again John Mayer is totally wrong. How do you annoy people as much as possible!?
Katie showing everyone how she got her first gig…”now kids, not every penis needs to be jerked BUT they do need to be sucked”.
That’s the face of a girl who is trying to fart in a latex dress…ahhh catholic school
I want to know how can I make her in love with me?
i am in love with her boobies. they seem so full and firm like fresh loafs of artisanal breads. so fresh and delicious.
I am crying a little
Hahahahaahhaahahhhaahhahahhahahahahahahahahahahah
Man, I got to quit reading these at 6 a.m. when I’ve been up all night and most of the previous day! That headline fried my head works! I thought Fish was going to tell the world that Katy Perry was some kind of weird genetic mutation of DNA that should have been John Mayer! YIKES< just the thought of that is way too weird to wrap my mind around!
God, I would wreck the fuck outta that.
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I couldve sworn I wrote something about KP and JM drinking tea together after a Jay- Z concert. Oh well, maybe I was still not fully awake this morning…
QUICK, someone stuff a cock in her mouth before she starts singing again.
BTW, nice tits Whore
I wouldn’t trust her even for your basic BJ. This bitch is so dumb and annoying she’d prolly bite it and start laughing like the dumb whore she is. Then you’d be forced to skull-fuck her.
Well that’s her best cock sucking face
I see what you did there.
If I was Mayer Id be pretty pissed a drugged out freakshow was picked over me. Although do you really want to be with someone who finds Brand attractive?
Maybe, but I would guess Mayer really didn’t care. Just seems more his persona. Not to mention he probably had like 10 other hotties lined up to bang him anyway. Katy’s just a drop in the bucket to him.
Do I have see those tiny ass norks again? And is it true a bitch runs this site? A chick. Dumb cunt go to hell for your shitty site. Truly go to hell you slag.
Damn I bet she looks good with a dick in her mouth, wish it was mine
Hi, seamstress… We seem to have a wardrobe malfunction. There is not enough side breast on Kate’s outfit. I’m docking half of your pay for that little spandex insert thing you probably call “morals and dignity.” We sell sex and lots of it!
she has knees?
Nice cock sucking mouth.
SO… MAYER FUCKED HER THE NIGHT BEFORE SHE LOCKED HERSELF DOWN… NICE MOVE JOHN.
Why in the sweet fuck would anyone be looking at her knees when they could be checking out her ….face?!
Has she changed her name to “Titties Perry” yet?
Without that rack she’s pretty much a distant memory.
AND – She has a PTA mom ass/hips.
What the fuck ever.
My imagination is hotter.
Her outfit is ugly
stunning here
Wouldn’t even know that was the same chick in the pic with no makeup. What a dif a few lbs of plaster makes!!
oooooooooooooo
she looks like one of the seven dwarfs
Maybe her makeup tech gets paid by the pound.
Of bondo.
This was almost John who…sorry I was busy staring at the picture of cleav,uh coolness.