This Replaced Heidi Klum

Katie Holmes appears in the newest Ann Taylor campaign after replacing supermodel Heidi Klum which makes this the most ridiculous sentence I’ve ever written in my life. After this one: Vagina waffles. Now, don’t get me wrong, Katie looks good, but that’s also thanks to professional lighting and make-up which still can’t put a soul behind her face. On the other hand, I added shots of Heidi Klum going to a party the other night and never once wondered which side of her neck Tom Cruise fires the tranquilizer dart into. Although I did become frightened and confused at the thought of a woman operating entirely of her own free will. That just seems excessive.

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