This Replaced Heidi Klum

The Superficial | January 27, 2011 - 11:20 am

Katie Holmes appears in the newest Ann Taylor campaign after replacing supermodel Heidi Klum which makes this the most ridiculous sentence I’ve ever written in my life. After this one: Vagina waffles. Now, don’t get me wrong, Katie looks good, but that’s also thanks to professional lighting and make-up which still can’t put a soul behind her face. On the other hand, I added shots of Heidi Klum going to a party the other night and never once wondered which side of her neck Tom Cruise fires the tranquilizer dart into. Although I did become frightened and confused at the thought of a woman operating entirely of her own free will. That just seems excessive.

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