This Replaced Heidi Klum

January 27th, 2011 // 54 Comments

Katie Holmes appears in the newest Ann Taylor campaign after replacing supermodel Heidi Klum which makes this the most ridiculous sentence I’ve ever written in my life. After this one: Vagina waffles. Now, don’t get me wrong, Katie looks good, but that’s also thanks to professional lighting and make-up which still can’t put a soul behind her face. On the other hand, I added shots of Heidi Klum going to a party the other night and never once wondered which side of her neck Tom Cruise fires the tranquilizer dart into. Although I did become frightened and confused at the thought of a woman operating entirely of her own free will. That just seems excessive.

Photos: Flynet, Splash News, WireImage

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  1. seth

    looking good Katie!

    • theresa

      you look very classy Katie,as you always do.along with your whole family! thank you for sharing,with us all. Theresa

  2. I’m sure Heidi is laughing right now, right along with the REST of us..

  3. Cock Dr

    I’m pretty sick of Klum.
    But they could have done MUCH better.

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    clyde
    Commented on this photo:

    I honestly don’t find her any better looking that katie.

  5. Richard McBeef

    ALL HAIL LORD XENU

  6. nooooooooo

    Good photoshop job, I can’t even see the fishing wire keeping her upright.

    So sad that I remember her actually showing signs of life pre-tom and now it’s like this lifeless doll that hopes to have instructions fed to her and emotion trained into her face.

    Good to know that anytime a woman gets near him they’ll end up washed up for everyone else.

  7. dayum. she looks freakin demonic in that first pic. but then sexy as all hell in the third~
    some time like 5 years ago, maybe here or on idlyitw, these pics showed up with her having the worst herpes lips ever. since then it’s been all downhill. but yeah id DEF still do her. she’s not unattractive at all. just.. zombieish

  8. well at least it wasn’t someone on e-meter, oh wait.

  9. Gilberator

    “Mmmmm……vagina waffles.” -Britney Spears, taken from testimony during her conservatorship hearing

  10. Colin

    Maybe it’s a plot to piss off Tom Cruise. She looks like a woman in these pics despite his best efforts to turn her into a twelve-year-old boy.

  11. kulit

    younger doesn’t always mean better. klum ftw. at least she has personality.

  12. shoe

    Tom Cruise: ” Please hire my wife to be the face of your campaign, she really needs something to do.”

    AnnTaylor Campaign: ” ok”

  13. Nice fake hair, you droopy-eyed muppet.

  14. M

    I actually like her

  15. well hello

    Klum hasn’t been hot in 10 years. She has a weird plastic surgery mini nose too.

    Holmes looks great.

  16. testington

    I know she is crazy and all but Katie Holmes is still really pretty and thin, which is pretty much all you need to be a model. She may look bad when she is walking around town, but she always looks smoking hot in magazine photos and red carpet.

  17. I’m really tired of her “I only smile on the right side of my face” schtick.

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    Kristin
    Commented on this photo:

    AT must really be hurting for cash. Whatta downgrade

  19. Crabby Old Guy

    Personally, I blame Greg Kinnear. Ever since Katie showed him her tits in that movie a decade ago, her career took the gas pipe/married the pint-sized hyperactive child/started looking like a 12-year old boy.

    Damn it Kinnear and your powers of Satan! She could have been something, she couda been a contender, instead of a bum, which she is.

    Whoa. See – Kinnear has me channeling Terry Malloy! Damn his eyes!

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    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    They made her look like a fab brunette Charlie’s Angel in this shot. Nice work.
    Eyeliner & computers can work miracles.

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    Tom's Mommy
    Commented on this photo:

    Bring back Heidi!!!

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    marie
    Commented on this photo:

    Dude, she looks like a boy in picture #9

  23. Katie...uh...Casas

    His semen always tastes like hairy ass.

  24. Edamame

    KH loves TC loves TC!

  25. babooda

    The people at Ann Taylor didn’t want to start designing a new maternity line of clothes,so they chose Katie because they are positive that Tom won’t ever get her pregnant ! With Heidi and Seal, well I’m just sayin’ …four kids already makes another pregnancy a very real possibility.

  26. Turd Ferguson

    I actually think she looks pretty hot – when she smiles.
    Before TC she was a cutie; now she typically has that drugged out look, which any woman would have living with TC because TCLTC.

  27. kulit

    anne hathaway’s impersonation of her is spot on:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5rsqeHwmlGc

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    LA
    Commented on this photo:

    I believe it’s okay to replace Heidi with Katie, after all Heidi is looking old. Maybe AT wanted a young looking face for her brand.

  29. Shell

    I think Katie looks beautiful!! She’s younger, not over-exposed, & isn’t showing her age like Heidi. I’m sure others will agree…Heidi isn’t everyone’s cup of tea. Why do you have to slam Katie? It’s not like she isn’t beautiful.

  30. Can’t someone at least photoshop a soul into those lifeless eyes?

  31. maicaom

    She really looks dead, GOOD GOD

    she looks like a real doll,
    perfection girl anyone? First it was Jennifer Aniston with the dead look, now this?

    If I wanted to look at hot corpses I would have gone to the morgue to masturbate

  32. mm

    i don´t know why, but she looks evil. there something in her face, in her eyes that makes her look like that.

  33. E

    I have always hated her half smile. When she was on Dawson’s Creek, I thought it was just a character quirk but alas it is not.

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    lovely
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks lovely and amazing.

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    Cardinal Fang
    Commented on this photo:

    This isn’t very Scientologyist of her. Xenu will not be pleased.

  36. Cardinal Fang

    Xenu will not be pleased.

  37. poopsmith

    she looks so fucking gooftroop

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    Ali G
    Commented on this photo:

    OI, DIS LADY LOOKS RAVAH DRUGGED UP! SHE BE TAKIN’ DEM SCIENTOLOGY DRUGS TO MAKE HER HAPPY BECAUSE SHE’S MARRIED TO DA GAYEST MAN ON EARF.

  39. awhpewp.

    Heidi is getting old; her hair is getting dry and frizzy, shes getting red eyes, and really wrinkly. Katie Holmes looks way more attractive than her.

  40. mightycheese

    Katie’s half smirk….as annoying as January Jones tweaky eyes

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    Aurealous
    Commented on this photo:

    If you’re trying to make the case that Katie “is not worthy”, your pictures of Heidi Klum really fall waaaaaay short. Katie is gorgeous.

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    Modwild
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re kidding, right? I’ve never understood the Klum appeal. Her nose is missing. Katie Holmes has been gorgeous since she first appeared on Dawson’s Creek. Her choice of a husband does not take away from her physical beauty.

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    mila
    Commented on this photo:

    Katie looks pretty. Heidi looks old. Enough said.

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    mila
    Commented on this photo:

    Katie looks pretty. Heidi is old. Katie haters everywhere!

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