This Jennifer Nicole Lee’s For You, Photo Boy
(a.k.a. The Crap I Missed – Friday 3.16.12)

Huge thanks, everybody, for hanging in there with me this week while Photo Boy was away. In theory, he’ll be back Monday, and should the stars align, we even more theoretically might be able to tell you where he’s been and why this has been the most bizarro week in Superficial history. In the meantime, here’s Final Five staple Jennifer Nicole Lee pretending to candidly work out at a Miami park like a good Jennifer Lopez clone Marc Anthony and Evil-Lyn forged in a cauldron.

Also, just a heads up, Most Important People will be back next weekend seeing as there wasn’t a Crap We Missed to adequately stuff it’s butt full of thick, hot commenty cock. (No homo.) That said, I did catch some gems from this week to post when it returns, so your shenanigans weren’t for naught.

Back Monday,

- The Superficial

Photos: Splash News