Huge thanks, everybody, for hanging in there with me this week while Photo Boy was away. In theory, he’ll be back Monday, and should the stars align, we even more theoretically might be able to tell you where he’s been and why this has been the most bizarro week in Superficial history. In the meantime, here’s Final Five staple Jennifer Nicole Lee pretending to candidly work out at a Miami park like a good Jennifer Lopez clone Marc Anthony and Evil-Lyn forged in a cauldron.
Also, just a heads up, Most Important People will be back next weekend seeing as there wasn’t a Crap We Missed to adequately stuff it’s butt full of thick, hot commenty cock. (No homo.) That said, I did catch some gems from this week to post when it returns, so your shenanigans weren’t for naught.
Back Monday,
- The Superficial
Photos: Splash News
Faces be dammned, but between JNL and Katrina Smirnoff, they have the smokinest bods in town.
Which town?
All of them. I want to motorboat her ass cheeks.
Anytown, USA. You can’t name me 2 tighter, harder bodies than those. And Katrina can move it too.
@GregoryAlexandria
You’re classmate’s ex-wife is probably diddling herself on her laptop camera for sexually frustrated men such as myself. More power to her.
Just what the Internet needs – more pornography.
i must have missed the memo that g strings are now proper workout attire. does Under Armour make them?
Before fake boobs were invented, this bimbo would have been teaching aerobics classes part time in Peoria, Illinois at best, but more probably flipping burgers.
How much does the blogger get paid by the JNL corporation per posting…or is the final invoice determined by the number of photos he puts up of her bulging plastic boobs?
CD:
At least she’s keeping the rest of her body in shape. Most women who get the fake boobies think that’s all they have to do. You get good big boobs on a squishy body. No thanks.
Oh there’s no doubt that she’s a lean mean fighting machine….with bulging plastic boobs.
IMO it’s a damned shame.
Actually I don’t think her boobs are fake. Take a look at her before pics, she was well endowed before she got hard body.
I agree with Cock Dr. Would much rather see natural breasts.
The fake tit thing is funny because most of time they are so obviously fake. They don’t look like perky 20 something breasts. they look like softballs attached to the chest.
Fake tits? Nein. Can ruin an otherwise smashiing body. In fact I’ve seen nudes of spectacular women who have almost no breasts to speak of and I’ve found it quite erotic…hang on a sec…Jeremy, get over here and suck my dick.
there’s no way those aren’t fake tits. no way.
Tranny-tastic.
I’d pound that with such vigor I’d chase the raccoons out of my attic.
They’d only end up in your kitchen pantry.
This chick must have the most severe case of wonkeye on the planet. She’s never seen without sunglasses on.
You know how sometimes people say, “Aw, she has such a pretty face. If she lost some weight, she’d look like a supermodel!” In JNL’s case, supermodel was code for tranny.
I’d floss my teeth with her sweaty thong..but thats about it
Hate to break it to you guys but this is what most women have to put up with, ugly dudes that work so they can get laid. This broads face isn’t even that bad compared to some others. It’s just that she is constantly out there everyday modeling so we are reminded about her butterface. Women have it much worse and there isn’t even a word for it, there’s no “But-his-face”
Now if you’ll excuse me I have to take care of this boner.
“…ugly dudes that work out so the can get laid”
This woman does NOT have a butterface. She’s actually quite attractive. I think maybe you’ve been jacking off too much and it has made you partially blind.
attractive for a dude’s face maybe. googled images of her, busted!
I’d slap my cock all over that.
Every photo has a duck face, trying too hard much?
She’s gratuitous about her sexiness, but when is that a bad thing? At least she is a fitness model that knows exactly why people (i.e. men) watch aerobics shows? Makes me miss Denise Austin’s show that much more.
Wait—she has an aerobics show? And Denise Austin doesn’t anymore? *sigh* I’ve gotten so out of touch with the exercise shows men masturbate to.
He probably means he no longer watches Denise Austin, she’s still in syndication.
JNL never had an aerobics show but she’s made a lot of appearances on Oprah and a number of infomercials promoting exercise and fitness. Judging from some of the videos I’ve seen her post on Youtube, if she did have a show it’d have to air on Skinamax (or maybe MTV since they don’t show videos anymore). Again, not a bad thing.
I didn’t realize Denise Austin’s show was still on. I thought Lifetime pulled the plug on her.
Should I be impressed that it’s jock strap is showing?
Filthy h0e stealing all the people’s attention :’[
Courtney Cox had more surgery and she looks worse than Joan Rivers now.
You would have thought the mistakes that Nikki made would have discouraged her from going under the knife. Those Cox’s are crazy.
id lick her butthole
tacky – all of the matching! she needs a stylist. i think someone was tipped off that she would be there. narcissim is so unattractive
How have we raised a generation of people so desperately starving for attention?
What kind of question is that? This is America! We make the finest attention whores here. say thanks to Paris and Kim for making it popular to be popular for nothing.
Actually Don, you’re mostly right. The thanks belong to the entire public that is obsessed with those dipshits which creates the market for the Kardashians, Hiltons, etc. Take away the market, the famewhores go away too.
She’s 36. She’s the previous generation.
‘Works out’ my ass.
She (?) is the POWERRR.
Why did the Crap we missed turn to just CRAP, Steaming CRAP
When Photo Boy decided to take vacation. Or save the world. Or something.
She’s built like a brich shit house. I love a woman with a tight firm body. A lot of women have just stopped trying and are allowing themselves to get fat. It’s gross.
She gets points for effort an for being smoking hot!!
This would have been funnier if she had actually succeeded in pulling down the tree.
TMZ doesn’t take the weekend off. Come on Fish, you’re really phoning this site in lately. Even with photo boy you’re still only putting out half the content you used too and no nudity anymore.
I’m reading the comments and no one is asking … Who the hell is this woman? I’ve never heard of her ’til today. Please enlighten me.
Spank and eat.
I probably would lick the sweat from every crevasse of her body if given the opportunity.
her boobs look like salad bowls
Has anyone any pics of her actual face… without welders goggles on?
Come vis me if you vant to live!
Cum bucket!
She had to get fake ones put in. Since girls in her level of shape have almost no body fat, she wouldve completely lost what she might have had naturally before. THEN you’d really be pulling the tranny references out
I can only imagine that sex with her is mind-blowing. Girls that are this in shape are awesome lays, they really get into it, unlike skinny bitches that lay there. They’re the worst.
http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/551303_323287771066123_100001547079908_896466_1571157275_n.jpg
she has to stop getting press – this is a typical Canadian girl – of course they can kick her ass
Jennifer Nicole Lee pays this website to post her photos and pretend they are taken by papparazzi. It’s true! You can contact the site and they will give you a price to post photos. Very pathetic but she does need a lot of attention and other things weren’t working I guess.