There’s The Britney I Know

The Superficial | September 17, 2010 - 12:59 pm

Only a week away from retirement, Mall Cop Ted Johnson was about to learn this job doesn’t quit until it takes everything from you. Everything…

Someone forgot to properly execute the Dress Length Measuring Checkpoint before sending Britney Spears out for another day of the Everyone’s Still Alive! Tour because here she is flashing her panties to an entire mall in LA yesterday. And right in front of the kid. Although, in perspective, this is probably the tamest thing Jayden’s ever been a party to considering Britney Spears and clothes are like oil and water: You always see a vagina. (Just go with it.)

Photos: Fame, INFdaily