- The trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 apparently requires its own trailer which I’m pretty sure spells the complete downfall of civilization. [BuzzFeed]
- Who wants to see Keanu Reeves assuming (correctly) that everyone in Hong Kong knows Kung Fu? [Lainey Gossip]
- Haha! Her last name has “tit” in it. [theCHIVE]
- Madonna‘s new video or a portal into a dimension where elderly vagina transforms gay men into dancing heterosexuals? You be the judge. [Dlisted]
- Karolina Kurkova is leggy. [Popoholic]
- Trayvon Martin‘s parents apparently made Matt Lauer assume his true lizard-man form is how I interpreted this headline. On a serious note, fuck you, George Zimmerman. [Bossip]
- Aziz Ansari apparently caught the part where Louis C.K. made a shit-ton of money selling his last comedy album himself online. [Heavy]
- And here’s Sara Jean Underwood wearing Padme’s outfit from Episode II while grinding on Jawas and washing cars, so to answer your question, yes, I made this happen with my mind. [Hollywood Tuna]
- Kristen Bell is an ass-monster. [TooFab]
- Justin Bieber can’t stop thinking about Michael Jackson which proves ghosts can molest young boys telepathically. I fucking knew it. [IDLYITW]
- The 25 Hottest Marketable Female Athletes [Bleacher Report]
- The sad part? Robert DeNiro actually apologized for this. [FilmDrunk]
- Like those Miss Bahamas shots the other day? Here’s a shit-ton more. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]
- Minka Kelly banging Fez is getting harder and harder to pretend is just a terrible dream. [HuffPost Celebrity]
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You motorboatin’ son of a bitch.
You want me to take pictures of little kids at the swimming pool and upload them to your secure servers? Shit, that’s easy. Sign me up.
If I fuck a Renee Zellweger clone, does that technically make it a three-way?
And in an instant, I’m finding her attractive.
And in an instant, I am feeling The Hunger
Holy fuck she’s hot.
That’s one healthy boob. Kentucky is good for something I guess
I didn’t know there were Oompa Loompa’s in the hunger games.
Now that is some side boob!
damn, tittylicious
Open just a little wider, you won’t be hungry anymore.
classic. you’re funny as hell
The Zoom works very well on that pic.
Hobbits real do exist
Now that’s a titty
Truly fucking delightful.
Those are nice enough to make me actually think about seeing that movie.
Just read the entire synopsis of the book/movie, so I now feel no interest in shelling out a bunch of $ to see this in the theater. Thank U internet and NetFlix!
She looks fab. You can never have too many new starlets with tits and talent.
You are correct CD. However, I think said new starlets need to be showing more boobage.
What is the obsession with this movie? People are lining up to see it but I’ve never heard of it. And the trailer is awful for people like me because it gives me no idea of what it may be about. So I won’t be seeing it.
Winter’s Boner!
I’d like to bone her all Winter.
Jesus Fucking Christ I want to read this book now!
+10
“Hahaha, I totally don’t belong here next to you guys!”
He’s picturing a three-way with her and Miley. Who wouldn’t?
That’s better,a little wider, girl.
miley forbidden to return to prominence premieres because he took off to jen
Minka Kelly must be really fucked in the head to date these losers; Valderramma?
Oh, hello!
Jennifer Lawrence is very hot. Hopefully she’ll realize like Kate Winslett did that getting naked in every other film is an important part of the process.
Mama…..
That’s it, give her all the Oscars.
We’re so obsessed with the boobage it’s easy to overlook the fact that she’s 200% Mega Babe all over.
I have no idea who she is but I don’t care, she’s yummy!
i love you jennifer lawrence
i love you jennifer lawrence
I would suck those tits for days…can you believe someone called her fat? People are so damn stupid, on a scale from 1-10; she’s a 12!
Geaze Jennfiers Lawnracres chest looks Great why want to Ichange
Why you got keep god give and show world them off .
Plus in nice dress at Orcasr wear was Stuing snivelier
Would have her date one home take after the Orcasr show
Jim. Big fan.