There’s Jennifer Lawrence’s Breasts And Other News

- The trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 apparently requires its own trailer which I’m pretty sure spells the complete downfall of civilization. [BuzzFeed]

- Who wants to see Keanu Reeves assuming (correctly) that everyone in Hong Kong knows Kung Fu? [Lainey Gossip]

- Haha! Her last name has “tit” in it. [theCHIVE]

- Madonna’s new video or a portal into a dimension where elderly vagina transforms gay men into dancing heterosexuals? You be the judge. [Dlisted]

- Karolina Kurkova is leggy. [Popoholic]

- Trayvon Martin’s parents apparently made Matt Lauer assume his true lizard-man form is how I interpreted this headline. On a serious note, fuck you, George Zimmerman. [Bossip]

- Aziz Ansari apparently caught the part where Louis C.K. made a shit-ton of money selling his last comedy album himself online. [Heavy]

- And here’s Sara Jean Underwood wearing Padme’s outfit from Episode II while grinding on Jawas and washing cars, so to answer your question, yes, I made this happen with my mind. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kristen Bell is an ass-monster. [TooFab]

- Justin Bieber can’t stop thinking about Michael Jackson which proves ghosts can molest young boys telepathically. I fucking knew it. [IDLYITW]

- The 25 Hottest Marketable Female Athletes [Bleacher Report]

- The sad part? Robert DeNiro actually apologized for this. [FilmDrunk]

- Like those Miss Bahamas shots the other day? Here’s a shit-ton more. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Minka Kelly banging Fez is getting harder and harder to pretend is just a terrible dream. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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