There’s Jennifer Lawrence’s Breasts And Other News

March 21st, 2012 // 40 Comments

- The trailer for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part 2 apparently requires its own trailer which I’m pretty sure spells the complete downfall of civilization. [BuzzFeed]

- Who wants to see Keanu Reeves assuming (correctly) that everyone in Hong Kong knows Kung Fu? [Lainey Gossip]

- Haha! Her last name has “tit” in it. [theCHIVE]

- Madonna‘s new video or a portal into a dimension where elderly vagina transforms gay men into dancing heterosexuals? You be the judge. [Dlisted]

- Karolina Kurkova is leggy. [Popoholic]

- Trayvon Martin‘s parents apparently made Matt Lauer assume his true lizard-man form is how I interpreted this headline. On a serious note, fuck you, George Zimmerman. [Bossip]

- Aziz Ansari apparently caught the part where Louis C.K. made a shit-ton of money selling his last comedy album himself online. [Heavy]

- And here’s Sara Jean Underwood wearing Padme’s outfit from Episode II while grinding on Jawas and washing cars, so to answer your question, yes, I made this happen with my mind. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Kristen Bell is an ass-monster. [TooFab]

- Justin Bieber can’t stop thinking about Michael Jackson which proves ghosts can molest young boys telepathically. I fucking knew it. [IDLYITW]

- The 25 Hottest Marketable Female Athletes [Bleacher Report]

- The sad part? Robert DeNiro actually apologized for this. [FilmDrunk]

- Like those Miss Bahamas shots the other day? Here’s a shit-ton more. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Minka Kelly banging Fez is getting harder and harder to pretend is just a terrible dream. [HuffPost Celebrity]

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  1. Sensei John Kreese

    You motorboatin’ son of a bitch.

    • Richard McBeef

      You want me to take pictures of little kids at the swimming pool and upload them to your secure servers? Shit, that’s easy. Sign me up.

  2. EricLr

    If I fuck a Renee Zellweger clone, does that technically make it a three-way?

  3. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage The Hunger Games Screening
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    And in an instant, I’m finding her attractive.

  4. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage The Hunger Games Screening
    Snooki's Taint
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    And in an instant, I am feeling The Hunger

  5. Pineapple Surprise

    Holy fuck she’s hot.

  6. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage The Hunger Games Screening
    Da Cheese
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    That’s one healthy boob. Kentucky is good for something I guess

  7. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Liam Hemsworth Josh Hutcherson The Hunger Games Screening
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    I didn’t know there were Oompa Loompa’s in the hunger games.

  8. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage The Hunger Games Screening
    XFX
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    Now that is some side boob!

  9. skunk

    damn, tittylicious

  10. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage The Hunger Games Screening
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    Open just a little wider, you won’t be hungry anymore.

  11. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage The Hunger Games Screening
    stacy
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    The Zoom works very well on that pic.

  12. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Liam Hemsworth Josh Hutcherson The Hunger Games Screening
    George P Burdell
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    Hobbits real do exist

  13. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage The Hunger Games Screening
    Grand Dragon
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    Now that’s a titty

  14. Truly fucking delightful.

  15. El Jefe

    Those are nice enough to make me actually think about seeing that movie.

  16. Cock Dr

    Just read the entire synopsis of the book/movie, so I now feel no interest in shelling out a bunch of $ to see this in the theater. Thank U internet and NetFlix!
    She looks fab. You can never have too many new starlets with tits and talent.

  17. Rico Jones

    What is the obsession with this movie? People are lining up to see it but I’ve never heard of it. And the trailer is awful for people like me because it gives me no idea of what it may be about. So I won’t be seeing it.

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    James Hong
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    Winter’s Boner!

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    Jk
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    Jesus Fucking Christ I want to read this book now!

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    Swearin
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    “Hahaha, I totally don’t belong here next to you guys!”

  21. Jennifer Lawrence Liam Hemsworth Cleavage The Hunger Games Screening
    Swearin
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    He’s picturing a three-way with her and Miley. Who wouldn’t?

  22. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage The Hunger Games Screening
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    That’s better,a little wider, girl.

  23. emma

    miley forbidden to return to prominence premieres because he took off to jen

  24. Minka Kelly must be really fucked in the head to date these losers; Valderramma?

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    O'chunt
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    Oh, hello!

  26. dontkillthemessenger

    Jennifer Lawrence is very hot. Hopefully she’ll realize like Kate Winslett did that getting naked in every other film is an important part of the process.

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    vgirly
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    Mama…..

  28. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage The Hunger Games Screening
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    That’s it, give her all the Oscars.

  29. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage The Hunger Games Screening
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    We’re so obsessed with the boobage it’s easy to overlook the fact that she’s 200% Mega Babe all over.

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    spartacus
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    I have no idea who she is but I don’t care, she’s yummy!

  31. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage The Hunger Games Screening
    twilight sUcks
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    i love you jennifer lawrence

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    twilight sUcks
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    i love you jennifer lawrence

  33. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage The Hunger Games Screening
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    I would suck those tits for days…can you believe someone called her fat? People are so damn stupid, on a scale from 1-10; she’s a 12!

  34. Jim

    Geaze Jennfiers Lawnracres chest looks Great why want to Ichange
    Why you got keep god give and show world them off .
    Plus in nice dress at Orcasr wear was Stuing snivelier
    Would have her date one home take after the Orcasr show
    Jim. Big fan.

  35. Jennifer Lawrence Cleavage Liam Hemsworth Josh Hutcherson The Hunger Games Screening
    Quasi
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    Why did they let Tom Cruise pose with them?

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