‘There Is Another… Sky.. walker.’

September 24th, 2010 // 154 Comments

As Lindsay Lohan prepares to appear in court today knowing she’ll never see the inside of a jail cell – her usual Friday – 16-year-old Ali Lohan is quietly being groomed in the wings to carry her sister’s torch so their mother will never have to get a real job. Here she is posing for Lindsay’s 6126 clothing line’s Spring/Summer 2011 collection (above) because you know what they did wrong with firecrotch? Waited too long to sexualize her. Clearly, that’s where everything fell apart and not at all the shitass parenting. “Can we get accentuate those illegal breasts some more? I don’t want to pull another daughter out of the opium den I drove her to because I’m Dina Lohan. These kids just have no moderation, I swear.”

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
    Brooke
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    I would never have guessed this was Ali. Has she gotten more plastic surgery? That is so sad. I think if she wants desperately in the industry, she should play it smart and be a model instead of an actress. Nobody will want to deal with another Lohan in the film/TV industry. I think she’s probably too similar to her sister though and is going to be a crackwhore by 18. Dina Lohan, best mom evar.

  2. anonym

    she’s the ugly sister.

    she has the body of a bean pole.

    maybe it will all change if she eats more.

  3. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
    AUB006
    Commented on this photo:

    She only photograph from the side. the front angle is not so good for her. she looks exactly like her dad :( poor thing

  4. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
    Kill'em with Roughness
    Commented on this photo:

    testing…

  5. Ali Lohan Poses for 6126
    butterballer
    Commented on this photo:

    hey mike, i bet you are a 45yr old male who still lives at home

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