The Spice Girls debuted their new video this afternoon on The Today Show website. And, let me tell you, girl power is back, baby! If you’re a woman out there who doesn’t think you can stand around in a room, or, I dunno, sit in chair, this video is for you. Consider yourself empowered, lady. If these five friends can do it, so can you. Sure one of them has crazy sick abs that resemble my own manly set, but, hey, Ginger Spice just had a baby. And you can relate to that. She’s just trying to show you that, unless you turn that prego tummy into Tyler Durden, there’s really no point in living. Girl power!
first | November 2, 2007 at 6:16 pm
frist?
Spice | November 2, 2007 at 6:17 pm
spicey
Cate | November 2, 2007 at 6:18 pm
Is it strange that I was never that into the Spice Girls? Everyone else my age was… still don’t understand why.
stop relaxing! | November 2, 2007 at 6:19 pm
scary spice needs to go back to her natural hairstyle
cookie monsta | November 2, 2007 at 6:22 pm
haven’t these wenches started to punch on yet?
PunkA | November 2, 2007 at 6:23 pm
After Spice World, I do not see how they got a comeback shot.
Sexy Illegal Mexican Border Hopping Jumping Bean | November 2, 2007 at 6:23 pm
COLORS OF THE WORLD
penis in your life
EVERY BOY AND EVERY GIRL
penis in your life
PEOPLE OF THE WORLD
penis in your life
lalalalallalalala
lallalalalalalalal
spice up your vaginas
Sexy Illegal Mexican Border Hopping Jumping Bean | November 2, 2007 at 6:23 pm
COLORS OF THE WORLD
penis in your life
EVERY BOY AND EVERY GIRL
penis in your life
PEOPLE OF THE WORLD
penis in your life
lalalalallalalala
lallalalalalalalal
spice up your vaginas
Sexy Illegal Mexican Border Hopping Jumping Bean | November 2, 2007 at 6:25 pm
i know speaky eengleesh? jose? jesus? hernandez? fernandez? pop!
Annabel | November 2, 2007 at 6:25 pm
Just what the world needed: The Spice Girls. Now all that’s missing is a new David Hasselhoff single.
Sexy Illegal Mexican Border Hopping Jumping Bean | November 2, 2007 at 6:27 pm
Yo, I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
I really wanna cunt yes I really wanna cunt
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I really wanna blunt yes I I really wanna blunt
I’ll tell you what I want, what I really really want,
A blunt inside a cunt is what I really really want
So tell me what you want, what you really really want,
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna, I wanna really
really really cunt cunt cunt cunt wanna zigazig ha.
roger ebert | November 2, 2007 at 6:30 pm
well that was utter crap. that song is awful. and the video makes no sense in relation to it whatsoever. way overdone with the over interpretive squirmy arms movements? posh can’t emote her way out of a vomit bag. geri just wants any excuse to take off her shirt and be photographed. scary rolling around on fur with her tit job busting out. and scary and baby chose to keep it covered, and end up the least featured.. wtf was that shit? negative 3 stars
moobs | November 2, 2007 at 6:33 pm
xBrilliant musical artists!
*golf claps*
Calaverita | November 2, 2007 at 6:46 pm
GIRL POWER!!??? Superficial are you really okay? I think i´m going to Perez Hilton dot com.
Muahahaha!!!!!!!!!!
mabbo | November 2, 2007 at 6:46 pm
Their music was always crap. However, I will admit they all look pretty good. Better than Britney Spears! I think these girls just might kick Brit Brit’s ass in the music industry. Did anyone else listen to that “interview” Britney had with Ryan Seacrest?? Trainwreck.
imran karim | November 2, 2007 at 6:55 pm
the video is so random
baarze | November 2, 2007 at 7:09 pm
Shit song, video… embarassment to them all tbh.
But hey… it’s for Children In Need… they’re doing it for the kids.
FakePeopleSuck | November 2, 2007 at 7:16 pm
#11 That is awesome! Really I am still laughing!!!
a | November 2, 2007 at 7:27 pm
is this site being hijacked? my bookmark to http://www.thesuperficial.com/index.html has worked until today and i get redirected to buzznet.com.
this is in your header on index.html
http://thesuperficial.buzznet.com/“>
so i assume it is being done on purpose. pretty lame!
a | November 2, 2007 at 7:29 pm
meta http-equiv=”refresh” content=”0;http://thesuperficial.buzznet.com/“
jennybelly | November 2, 2007 at 7:34 pm
do my eyes deceive me? did superfish just defend pregnant or post pregnancy women?! did he just show signs of non-shallow behaviour, or dare i say it…. non-misogyny?! did he just say women shouldn’t be pressured into gaining perfect figures having just had babies? I feel faint, surely the world must implode now. my smelling salts GET ME MY SMELLING SALTS
who der? | November 2, 2007 at 7:37 pm
Julie Anderson is a cunt. But not as big a cunt as the spice girls. They should go back to 1998 when they were popular.
Billy Bones | November 2, 2007 at 7:49 pm
FIRST!!!!!
RENEE Z... | November 2, 2007 at 7:55 pm
Ick!!! I thought we were done with these stupid, useless bitches years ago and they were just an embarrassment & distant memory…kind of like New Kids on the Block…and Britney Spears any day now…please someone tell me BS will disappear into her own black hole (ooh…)soon; never to be seen again…
Roflcer of the Lawl | November 2, 2007 at 7:55 pm
Damn baby spice is fucking hot.
Ript1&0 | November 2, 2007 at 8:09 pm
It’s nice to see a Ginger on top for once.
I’m not actually gonna listen to this crap though. I’ve gotta draw a line somewhere, and this is it.
jacknasty | November 2, 2007 at 8:29 pm
Wow, Ginger looks damn fine!
junyper | November 2, 2007 at 8:45 pm
Almost 40 and way better than Britney.
millie | November 2, 2007 at 8:54 pm
someone make them go away
* MISS UNIVERSE | November 2, 2007 at 9:15 pm
That cover is really elegant and retro. – sought of like a 70s Vogue
Love the color harmony
Clem | November 2, 2007 at 9:19 pm
What a pile of shit.
TheCritic | November 2, 2007 at 9:44 pm
Middle-aged desperate women standing around to a washed up bubblegum pop ballad. Who on earth finds these girls hot and sexy?
I guess their reunion tour will be a big gayfest.
Barneys!! | November 2, 2007 at 9:48 pm
I too would like a blunt in a cunt..Spice up your vaginas? I can see the Slim Jim guy screaming that, and it makes me chuckle. Thanks Beaner, or whatever your name is..
deporting Sexy Illegal Mexican Border Hopping Jumping Bean | November 2, 2007 at 9:52 pm
Don’t know what Mel B’s new nickname should be, but Victoria Beckham is absolutely the new Scary Spice.
Jim Treacher | November 2, 2007 at 10:22 pm
Scary Spice and Scarier Spice.
steveq | November 2, 2007 at 10:47 pm
to calaverita @ #14
You stupid, vacant, vapid, useless cunt.
What an ambulatory vacuum tube.
The fish is using sarcasm.
But that is way over your fucking 3rd grade minority head. FUCK YOU WHORE
to other users, don’t email about the “minority” thing, I know this cunt, and yes, she is a minority because the majority of users here are NOT RETARDED (has nothing to do with race).
BITE SOME SHIT out of your dad’s ass when he fucks you again tonite you whore.
okay.
all done.
LaDrones | November 2, 2007 at 11:34 pm
Very mediocre song and video. Middle-aged, even. At least they were fun when they were big.
FRT | November 3, 2007 at 1:17 am
Hey #3 Cate…to answer your query…your an intelligent human and can spot REAL TALENT!
Anyone who knows anything about music…knows that there has never been a less talented bunch of fake-studio-recorded-executive-run-advertising-executive-run-but-lets-all-make-a-gazzillion-dollars-off-of-this-rag-tag-no-talent-group-of-what-so-ever-losers!
Because in the end the population of kids will mass like sheep going to slaughter and make us all RICH winners!
But not you Cate…good girl!
Juggernaut | November 3, 2007 at 3:32 am
#38 “you’re”
Feckless | November 3, 2007 at 7:25 am
______jumping bean is awesome. Basically this video says to me that superficiality rules and I have nothing against that – look where I’m at.
Depp Fan | November 3, 2007 at 8:22 am
Freaking hideous.
Leen | November 3, 2007 at 11:55 am
I just don’t get the underwear part of the video. Or why Posh is all tangled up in hers. Explanation? Anyone?
Rusting Rabbit | November 3, 2007 at 11:58 am
Dude this video is empowering.
I love laying around the house looking hott and denying my boyfriend sex. It’s the greatest feeling in the world.
It’s like my life.
secybitch | November 3, 2007 at 1:22 pm
I never got these chicks, even back in 1997. Their songs are awful, only two sing at all, they don’t play instruments. They were a joke then and a much worse one now. I have never known anyone who owned their music or liked any of their songs. I am about their age too, a little younger. How the fuck did their “tour” sell out in 37 seconds?????????? Who likes these slags????
mixedmartialartvideos.com | November 3, 2007 at 1:28 pm
MILFS!
Dick Richards | November 3, 2007 at 1:54 pm
I thought that civilization (not counting Africa) realized the futility of a “Spice World”? Strange. The Spice Girls. Fucking lame. Very, very lame. Human beings are fucking dumb. We’ve gone to the moon. Humans even landed a space “probe” on an asteroid that was traveling at tens-of thousands of miles per hour! Do you realize the amount of calculation that something of that magnitude requires? Trajectories, speeds, orbits. Even just knowing there’s going to be an asteroid in the first place. Heavy. And, then. Then there’s the Spice Girls. What the fuck?
Another Latest Gossip | November 3, 2007 at 2:01 pm
she’s anorexic!
earlmale | November 3, 2007 at 2:06 pm
so, which one’s OLD spice? zing!
mary | November 3, 2007 at 2:12 pm
i was watching some old spice girls music videos and feeling very surprised at how animated victoria beckham could be or used to be or maybe still is when noone is watching. THAT, my friends…is the essence of bizarre.
she was my favorite spice girl back in the day a loooong time ago, though.
Narcissist | November 3, 2007 at 4:13 pm
Is Sporty Chisholm in this? I can’t tell her from Halliwell. Looks like Halliwells not farting around, though.