The Wonkboobs At The AMAS and Other News

November 21st, 2011 // 20 Comments

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- This is considered foreplay to Jennifer Lopez. [Huffington Post]

- Prince Harry just needs to play a little shirtless volleyball and he’ll be right there. [Dlisted]

- This is what it takes for something positive to be said about Channing Tatum. [Lainey Gossip]

- Arnold Schwarzenegger‘s DVD commentaries are almost as awesome as breasts. I don’t say that lightly. [FilmDrunk]

- Candice Swanepoel is topless to promote words I’m writing that nobody will ever read. [Hollywood Tuna]

- And Ali Larter is pantsless while pumping gas. [DrunkenStepfather: NSFW]

- Kristen Stewart is contractually obligated to only appear publicly wearing mini-skirts. I’ll allow it. [Popoholic]

- Beyonce is pregnant. Have you heard? [TooFab]

- George Clooney knows the dangers of keeping that pimp hand strong. [TMZ]

- Girls With Future Lower Back Problems are a reason to give thanks a few days early. [theCHIVE]

- PETA wants Kim Kardashian to only wear the pelt that God gave her. [Bossip]

- He gives us Lindsay’s frecklatage actually looking decent for once, but then this for Miranda Kerr? For shame, Terry Richardson. [Just Jared]

- Rose McGowan is dead inside. [Starpulse]

- Conrad Hilton will feel the full wrath of the Hollywood justice system for this. (Read: They’ll frame a homeless person.) [IDLYITW]

- I’m guessing Adrianne Curry just started following this guy on Twitter. [BuzzFeed]

- The 20 Hottest Photos of Bree Conden: Another example of how names just don’t matter. [Heavy]

- These 25 Hottest NBA Fan Photos might have to find somewhere else to flaunt their lady parts. [Bleacher Report]

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  1. Clarence Beeks

    what the FUCK was she doing there?

    She USED TO BE on a tv channel that ONCE had to do with music.

    It is fucking RIDICULOUS that she was there.

  2. Donald Trump

    Who is this troll? Ugh I wouldn’t bang her with my wife’s dildo. She’s hideous.

    • Bob

      You might be overstating, I’m not sure by any standard she’s ugly. That said she’s not good looking enough to be considered a celebrity given no other discernable skills or talent.

    • Vivian

      I can’t help but think that if your wife has a dildo she may not be getting enough at home, therefore you may not be bangin’ anyone with anything…but English is not my first language so I may be reading it wrong.

  3. it had to be said

    Her tits may be wonky, but when packaged she looks good enough for even a shithead like Donald Trump to bang.

  4. Hugh Gentry

    wonkboobs would still look nice wrapped around one-eyed willy.

  5. Frank Burns

    I’d be happy to help her adjust them into place.

  6. fuck this shit

    i want to see more celebrity cunts!

  7. I think she’s pretty but that makeup makes her look like she’s for sale for the evening.

  8. Jack Ketch

    … and so were her ceiling eyes.

    • Bob

      Lately her “career” has been spent mostly laying on the casting couch, staring up at the ceiling tiles. Her eyes drift upwards now out of habit.

  9. Walt's Boner

    In honor of the upcoming Muppets movie, can we call her Wokaboobs?

  10. Audrina Patridge Cleavage AMAs
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, Audrina. I’m down here.

  11. Audrina Patridge Cleavage AMAs
    richie
    Commented on this photo:

    Really pretty picture.

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