The Walnut Bandit Got His Own Milkshake

December 31st, 2010 // 13 Comments

Raz B just had a Twitter fight with Chris Brown Wednesday, but by Thursday he was already getting his own milkshake at Millions of Milkshakes in Hollywood. While this obviously suggests Raz picked the fight for publicity, let’s not lose sight of what’s really important here: Tila Tequila had her milkshake canceled, yet a guy who called Chris Brown a homo on Twitter gets the all clear. That’s literally all I want you to take from this. That Tila Tequila sucks.

End transmission.

Photos: Pacific Coast News


  1. First things first, I didn’t know they made blacks guys with hairy chests. Second things second, there are far too many buttons undone on his shirt. Can’t we just force all losers to wear Ed Hardy and make it the International Douchebag Flag? That way, they would at least cover their hairy chests in public places where food is MADE and CONSUMED :-&

  2. jojo

    More credibility and props for finally putting Woman beater and cock lover Chris brown in his place. Brownie won’t be in the west coast anytime soon.

  3. Rough suspend Al Gore's "internets" for 2011

    “Raz B” OF???

  4. bitingontinfoil

    1. CB was posting goopy wha-wha vids for Rhinna and waxing rhapsodic about “losing her”;
    2. RazzyB has been obviously trying to suck up to Rhi Rhi for a while now and posted his “back off woman-beating bitch” @ CB
    3. CB then wrote some NASTY shit about Razzy’s *alleged* childhood rape/molestation and the bitch slapping proceeded from there.

    Good for Razzy for calling CB out and AGAIN exposing him for the closeted, woman beating POS he is. That being said, I don’t know if it’s more pathetic to look *into* this or to post about it! *facepalming own post*!

  5. MC Hammer called. He wants his glasses back. And a chocolate walnut milkshake.

  6. McFeely Smackup

    In Chris Brown’s defense, he did not make fun of Raz B’s childhood buttrape, he just asked some pointed questions about if he had or had not enjoyed the buttsex, and if his anus whistles when he farts.

    What’s the big deal?

  7. M

    Infuckingdeed. That’s how you should feel about some of your other posts. And then think about if people really want to read them. And then filter those out, because no, we don’t want to read that garbage. Give us the good stuff that you used to. Pretty please with Deutche Kalterhund on top? It’s hausgemachte deutschen kalterhund Kuchen. :) That could be your New Years resolution too. Danke und bitte…

  8. eatme

    No fucking way this dood is just out for attention. NO-ONE goes around telling everyone he sucked his band-mate’s dick just for the publicity. These kids were raped.

  9. Well, on the bright side, he’s developing a marketable skill for when his “music” career goes nowhere.

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