I lost an entire day on Saturday drifting in and out of consciousness, and what should have been a three-day weekend is now completely shot, but the thing that pains me the most is we forgot to post The Week in Playmate Instagrams making the Internet just slightly richer in hot chicks taking selfies. You may burn me with your torches now. I’m a goddamn monster.
Photos: Courtesy of Playboy
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Courtney Stodden Is On The Verge Of A Wardrobe Malfunction – Celebuzz |
 Is Anyone Surprised That Courtney Stodden Has A Sex Tape? – Dlisted | |
| Kesha Is Making Sidebutt A Thing – Buzzfeed | |
| Ba-Donka-Donk! Emma Watson Shows Off Some Sexy Curves – Popoholic | |
| These Sexy Girls Want To Give Your Ride A Wash – The Chive | |
| We Are Loving Anne Hathaway's Sideboob And (Almost) Nip Slip – Lainey Gossip |
Did she take a facial from the CEO of Rogaine last week?
Still hot over a decade later.
‘I need to pee!’
She’s been the Playmate in a long time.
Oh I get it…phallic undertones.
The guy in the middle is still happy about his orange peanut.
The bimbo’s bimbo
You got an orange peanut?!?
This is just too HOT!
wow you are beautiful girl