The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

February 8th, 2013 // 21 Comments

It’s Friday which means Playmate Instagrams brought to you by our friends at Playboy because you know what there’s not enough of on the Internet? Sexual photographs of women. There’s maybe 25 billion, at best. It’s like living in the Middle East. “I’m sorry, my friend, we do not permit the women to be displayed like that. How about a nice Star Wars, rumor? As Allah as my witness, it is not bootleg.”

Photos: Courtesy of Playboy

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  1. Nikki Leigh Pilar Lastra
    Wilber
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    Pilar, good god I’d eat her hollow

  2. anonym

    Is Playboy paying Superficial to shill their shit ?

  3. Nikki Leigh
    cc
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    Being snowed in like I am today would be a whole lot more appealing if she was snowed in with me. Sigh.

  4. Kylie Johnson
    cc
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    In what language does it take that many letters to write ‘I’m a skank’?

  5. Crystal Hefner
    cc
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    I am sure she’s a genius. Relative to most dogs.

  6. Francesca Frigo
    cc
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    Definitely not ‘frigo’

  7. Tiffany Toth Amanda Cerny
    cc
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    That Cerny chick has the wickedest natural body.

  8. Kylie Johnson Heather Rae Young Alana Campos
    cc
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    Why does the bottom 1/3 of every pic disappear?

  9. Kylie Johnson Heather Rae Young Alana Campos
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    You should add their instagram usernames (@playmatewhatever), so we can add them on instagram!

  10. Kylie Johnson
    sassypants
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    If you look carefully, you can make out the words “my dad never told me he was proud of me”

  11. Nikki Leigh
    Inner Retard
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    Her body almost makes up for the cold arrogant condescension radiating from her face. I definitely put her in the let’s hope she does porn pile.

  12. Nikki Leigh
    Soap
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    OH, I thought that was some serious Kate Goslin plastics working with a soft focus.

  13. Crystal Hefner
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    What a stupid bitch, not the helpless dog.

  14. Heather Rae Young
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    That’s better

  15. Summer Altice Neil Patrick Harris Shelby Chesnes Heather Rae Young
    Buzz
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    What a waste…

  16. Nikki Leigh
    Hank Hill
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    Wow, Playboy has really gone down hill. No wonder the company is in financial trouble. What happen to the Echo Johnsons and Summer Altices? Long gone. Now we’re left with white trailer trash. Damn.

  17. Kylie Johnson
    Hank Hill
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    Seriously, I can’t believe that this is what Hugh Hefner has allowed his once brilliant vison to become. This is disgusting. The girls of Playboy used to be soft and feminine, radiant. These girls are nothing but porn trash. So sad.

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