The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

February 1st, 2013 // 10 Comments

Here’s this week’s smattering of Playmate Instagrams, our joint collaboration with Playboy to ensure that if an attractive woman with daddy issues is taking selfies of her boobs in a bathroom, you get to look at them and think about touching said boobs. Which has really been man’s quest since the dawn of time.

“If we strike out to this new land, we can finally free ourselves of the Church of England.”
“I dunno…”
“And maybe touch Indian boobs.”
*pulls door off hinges* “Will this work as a boat? Because I’m using it as a boat. WE RIDE.”

Photos: Courtesy of Playboy


  1. Kayla Collins
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    Oh, that’s a nice ass! No, hang on, it’s a camel!

  2. Kayla Collins
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    Amanda Cerny is more than capable of drawing my attention away from Candice Swanepoel…and holding it.

  3. Kayla Collins
    Cock Dr
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    The presence of a dromedary always classes things up.

  4. Kayla Collins
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Toe or GTFO.

  5. Raquel Pomplun Nikki Leigh
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    Ooh, art!

  6. Raquel Pomplun Nikki Leigh
    USDA Prime McBeef
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    Always pose the bodies. It’s much creepier for the detectives that way.

  7. mel

    here’s why i haven’t cared one iota for playboy models since i was about 14 or 15 – no butt hole pics.

    and all the girls look the same, of course too. blond, fake tits, fake lips – it’s boring frankly. but mainly, no butt hole. i want puckered, fragrant, brown wrinkles in my porn.

  8. Kayla Collins
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    Which would be softer the leather coat or her beautiful ass? Dumb as a brick but I’m a big fan of my Jello wobbling around and me spanking it.

  9. Kayla Collins
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    Stupid photographer , not camel toe even with a fricken Camel but Butt Toe! I’m actually drooling………

  10. Lindsey Bonkers
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