The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

Here’s this week’s smattering of Playmate Instagrams, our joint collaboration with Playboy to ensure that if an attractive woman with daddy issues is taking selfies of her boobs in a bathroom, you get to look at them and think about touching said boobs. Which has really been man’s quest since the dawn of time.

“If we strike out to this new land, we can finally free ourselves of the Church of England.”
“I dunno…”
“And maybe touch Indian boobs.”
*pulls door off hinges* “Will this work as a boat? Because I’m using it as a boat. WE RIDE.”

Photos: Courtesy of Playboy