The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

May 3rd, 2013 // 18 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

Welcome to another weekly installment of The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams where we answer tough questions like “Have you convinced yourself that looking at this while at work is ok because there’s usually a penis joke written in here somewhere?” The answer is you have, and HAHA, look how she’s holding that thing! You’re welcome, enjoy.

Photos: Courtesy of Playboy

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  1. I’m putting a jihad on the Superfish if they ever discontinue this weekly post. This is why God and His army of Immortals [horny dudes created the Internet.

    • Maybe I’ve been jaded by 20 years of internet porn, but chicks who aren’t naked taking selfies in bathroom mirrors does less than nothing for me. It actually makes me angry.

      How vapid do they have to be to think they have any value to society with their clothes on?

  2. Heather Rae Young
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    Sadly, there’s a dearth of these on the beaches around here.

  3. Ciara Price
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    This leaves me somewhat unsatisfied.

  4. Heather Rae Young
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    Okay, now I am happy.

  5. Ciara Price
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    This girl is a playmate? She looks like a drunk sorority girl that talks too much

  6. Jessa Hinton
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    This is more my style. Too much makeup is instant Viagra to me

  7. Beth Williams
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    They’re all starting to look the same = Cat Face.
    Ladies please stop using plastic surgery ,botox on your faces?

  8. Kayla Collins
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    Oh look! A crucifix. She’s a good christian girl, no nips in the selfies.

  9. Cher X

    Hey guys, don’t you find my sun-damaged silicon sexy?

  10. Deanna Brooks
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    She has a timeless, ageless look; she would be considered sexy no matter when or where.

  11. Beth Williams
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    Wow!

    Just…wow!

  12. Alana Campos
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    How is it that all of these women are able to spend most of their time hanging around these exotic locations? Somehow it just doesn’t seem fair.

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