The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

April 5th, 2013 // 18 Comments

Welcome to another edition of The Week in Playmate Instagrams which you had to wait a whole eight days for instead of seven because some hippie was all like, “If I die, you should make these chocolate eggs with creme on the inside that look just like a real egg. People will freak.” So to make it up to you, we included a photo of Crystal Hefner holding Hugh’s kangaroo which I should probably now state is completely non-sexual because why the hell would anyone click on that? I need to think these things through before I type them.

Photos: Courtesy of Playboy

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  1. Nikki Leigh
    Deacon Jones
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    Yes!!!

  2. Alana Campos
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    Fuck the lifeguard, I’d dive into that.

  3. Irina Voronina
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    that titty is all acting demure and shit, when you know it ain’t.

  4. Alana Campos
    Physically Perfect, Myself
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    Nice. Most of these usually look like “life in the years after the centerfold” pictures.

  5. Melissa Dawn Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner
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    She married him for his looks and personality.

  6. Hiromi Oshima
    cc
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    I wish I could go nuclear on Hiromi Oshima’s vag.

  7. Melissa Dawn Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner
    Kangaroo
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    ‘I wish this dumb twat would put me down’

  8. Amanda Cerny
    cc
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    Love her

  9. Nikki Leigh
    cc
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    No jokes. That is a fabulous behind.

  10. Nikki Leigh
    cc
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    What I said. x10.

  11. Alana Campos Irina Voronina
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    Why can’t we have pictures like this everyday instead of the KarTrashians?

  12. Alana Campos Irina Voronina
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    Corporate Masters

  13. Hiromi Oshima
    Beer Baron
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    ^^ If you’re going to be “Fat Man”, I’ll be “Little Boy”.

  14. Melissa Dawn Crystal Hefner Hugh Hefner
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    Hef doesn’t look a day over 200

  15. Alana Campos
    Skeeter
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    I’d run my tongue up and down her ass crack and lick her asshole before pounding her ass and vag.

  16. Nikki Leigh
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    you are beautiful

  17. Hiromi Oshima
    slay
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    must be a tough life.

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