Welcome to another edition of The Week in Playmate Instagrams which if you thought you wasn’t happening because of yesterday’s Nikki Leigh March Madness post, clearly you underestimate how important pageviews are to keeping me out of retail. And the stockpile of fertilizer in my garage. You really don’t want to make me talk to people.
NOTE: If you want to see the whole pic that our gallery system is auto-cropping in unfortunate places, click “View Full Size” above each pic, and I’m not even going to pretend that’s getting fixed anytime soon.
Photos: Courtesy of Playboy
Sad fact, I’ll never be where that guitar is.
Screw being the guitar, I’d rather have my dick and balls where that glass is.
I’ll take the chair position!
One of these girls is not mentally handicapped. Can you pick which one?
Trick question right? It has to be the one taking the picture.
Change the ‘I’ to an ‘A’ in Binger and you have a great pornstar name.
I bet she’s stingy with pressing the titties into you, but you really shouldn’t expect much if the hugs are free.
That is false advertising. Girls love to make such grandiose claims. They just leave off the second part of the claim: …FOR GUYS I FIND ATTRACTIVE. And any woman’s list of attractive guys is shorter than an ant’s dick.
Eh, she’s playboy playmate. She’s probably fucked a 90 year old for room and board. I think it’s more like free samples at the grocery store, have a taste and then fork out the cash for the box.
very nice
Very nice natties!
Please tell me she is starting a band and this is their shtick.
So, if you went down on her would you be binging?
She’s Mayan?
I’d like to give her the old Miss Delaware.
‘I’d like to point something out’ she said.
Amanda Cerny is still my fave.
I should have listened to my friends in high school – LEARN TO PLAY GUITAR! Damn it!
You’re bing man, man.
I see ribs someone get the girl a samich
Hey, Fish, how come the nipple stars are black now?
So this is what a Kardashian would look like if there was no Satan.
I wish there was Less Paul in that pic.
Gross. No.
Playboy: The Derp Issue!
She looks like she needs something shoved up her ass (in a good way).