The Superficial Presents The Week in Playmate Instagrams

March 22nd, 2013 // 26 Comments
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Welcome to another edition of The Week in Playmate Instagrams which if you thought you wasn’t happening because of yesterday’s Nikki Leigh March Madness post, clearly you underestimate how important pageviews are to keeping me out of retail. And the stockpile of fertilizer in my garage. You really don’t want to make me talk to people.

NOTE: If you want to see the whole pic that our gallery system is auto-cropping in unfortunate places, click “View Full Size” above each pic, and I’m not even going to pretend that’s getting fixed anytime soon.

Photos: Courtesy of Playboy

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  1. Ciara Price
    Inner Retard
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    Sad fact, I’ll never be where that guitar is.

  2. Brittany Binger Shannon James Jayde Nicole
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    One of these girls is not mentally handicapped. Can you pick which one?

  3. Brittany Binger
    Inner Retard
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    Change the ‘I’ to an ‘A’ in Binger and you have a great pornstar name.

  4. Nikki Leigh
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    I bet she’s stingy with pressing the titties into you, but you really shouldn’t expect much if the hugs are free.

    • Inner Retard

      That is false advertising. Girls love to make such grandiose claims. They just leave off the second part of the claim: …FOR GUYS I FIND ATTRACTIVE. And any woman’s list of attractive guys is shorter than an ant’s dick.

      • Eh, she’s playboy playmate. She’s probably fucked a 90 year old for room and board. I think it’s more like free samples at the grocery store, have a taste and then fork out the cash for the box.

  5. Ciara Price
    Deacon Jones
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    very nice

  6. Shelby Chesnes Romany Malco
    Deacon Jones
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    Very nice natties!

  7. Ciara Price
    cc
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    Please tell me she is starting a band and this is their shtick.

  8. Brittany Binger
    cc
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    So, if you went down on her would you be binging?

  9. Jayde Nicole
    cc
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    She’s Mayan?

  10. Shelby Chesnes
    cc
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    I’d like to give her the old Miss Delaware.

  11. Brittany Binger
    cc
    Commented on this photo:

    ‘I’d like to point something out’ she said.

  12. Amanda Cerny Heather Rae Young Hiromi Oshima
    cc
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    Amanda Cerny is still my fave.

  13. Ciara Price
    Toe Jam
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    I should have listened to my friends in high school – LEARN TO PLAY GUITAR! Damn it!

  14. Brittany Binger
    Toe Jam
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    You’re bing man, man.

  15. Scarlett Keegan
    Sunnyd2035
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    I see ribs someone get the girl a samich

  16. Amanda Cerny Heather Rae Young Hiromi Oshima
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    Hey, Fish, how come the nipple stars are black now?

  17. Shelby Chesnes
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    So this is what a Kardashian would look like if there was no Satan.

  18. Ciara Price
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    I wish there was Less Paul in that pic.

  19. Scarlett Keegan
    Beer Baron
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    Gross. No.

  20. Brittany Binger Shannon James Jayde Nicole
    Beer Baron
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    Playboy: The Derp Issue!

  21. Brittany Binger
    Skeeter
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    She looks like she needs something shoved up her ass (in a good way).

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