The Superficial Banner Girl: FINAL ROUND

July 14th, 2010 // 134 Comments

Six hundred fifty entered. Only five remain.

These are the faces/breasts you chose to enter the final round for a chance to be The Superficial Banner Girl for a week. What faces you now is the greatest decision of your life. Greater than having a child or pulling a plug on a relative. (Unless you’re Shannon Price.) Choose wisely, my friends. Choose wisely.

Congratulations to all the ladies who made it here and Happy Voting.


Total Voters: 30,645

Voting Closes 10 a.m. PST – Thursday, July 15

NOTE: Refreshing the page will show up-to-the-minute results.


  1. nene

    she is ugly, no upper lip and a huge nose!

  2. KevinRa
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    WOW, your right she does look like Marilyn Manson! I think she looks cute with makeup , but I wouldn’t consider her attractive!

    • Felicia

      Oh, FFS, I do NOT look like Marilyn Manson! The high contrast on the pic linked causes me to look more pale than I am, not to mention one-dimensional. I don’t think I’m supermodel material, but I go out without makeup all the time and no one shrieks in horror.

    • nene

      dont think she is ugly def not sexy . lol about the marlyin manson comparsion…i see it, it’s the nose that makes her look like that. but yeah she looks out of place with all these pretty girls. pretty flat chested as well.

  3. Sara
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    Hmmm… looks like Audrina Patridge… A LOT like Audrina Patridge.

  4. KevinRa
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    she is pretty but boring.

  5. KevinRa
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope she wins, IMO she looks the best, and no you don’t have to crop her. you can put her little sexy body on the side bars !! damn she is fine.

  6. Crop it Right
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    NIce pic, but the hint of eye needs to be cropped out, or the whole eye should be included altogether. Looks rather strange just seeing a few pixels of lashes.

  7. daisy
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    jill has wonky eyes!!!!! thats what the shades are for

  8. J
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    Holy fucking huge cabbage head! She’s got Fetal Alcohol Syndrome and a gimpy t-rex arm.

  9. Lary

    Hmmm let me see..vanilla, vanilla, vanilla, vanilla, or vanilla….Yawn.

    • Alli Watermelon

      Lary, most people who visit this site are “vanilla”. Most people around the states prefer “vanilla” girls. So it only makes sense that “vanilla” girls are being voted for and in the final round. Wrong or not. Now get a tic-tac and cover your mouth.

  10. lora

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  11. Ivat
    Commented on this photo:

    Anyone but that god awful #3 Jillian

  12. Erin is frickin GODDESS! Thanks Jake for the extra pics of Erin. I’m in love. There is now no doubt that Erin is an “all-natual” (how refreshing!!!!!), down-to-earth, sweetheart – not what you’d expect for the Superficial banner – and too classy really for it (but she wants it!) If Erin had posed in a manner similar to Jillian…she would have won this contest in a landslide. I was going to vote for Jillian but was waiting for her to come forth with something to prove her pic wasn’t a fake (she never did) – and I’ve been steadily leaning more towards Erin all day. I’m glad I waited – because after seeing these pics – I am proudly voting ERIN and am team Erin all-the-way!!! Come join me guys…I’m convinced Jillian isn’t real…vote for Erin!!!

    • jake

      hey i just posted the pics from the site that Steve posted

      I had a feeling people were not going to check that as much, I thought it was better if everyone saw for themselves how FREAKING HOT Erin was,
      so also Thanks to Steve for the site

  13. Brooke

    Giana or Erin… the naked skank didn’t follow rules, the blue eyeshadow looks awful, and the last girl looks good but the photo isn’t very good. Maybe if her chair wasn’t the background, I dunno. My guess is the skank’s got it, though… My vote’s for Erin!

  14. illness
    Commented on this photo:

    do me.

  15. captain america

    it doesn’t matter?
    A WOMAN IS A WOMAN, folks!!

  16. spfan
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    looks too old. girls in their 20′s not in their 30′s please

  17. spfan
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  18. jimbeam
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    I”m disappointed, no reall winner here, #2 is the best. I don’t see any knockouts, just photoshop & ppl trying to get in due to their implants. Who chose these contestants? I don’t like to talk badly about people but the girl above is total butterface and is wearing glasses to hide it.

  19. cc

    You mean some people are NOT voting for Erin? Are you nuts?

  20. cc
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh please…everyone picking nits about Felicia and drawing Marilyn Manson comparisons knows there probably isn’t a guy between 14 to 40 whose head wouldn’t do an Exorcist spin if she walked past them on the street.

  21. looker
    Commented on this photo:

    The peacock should win at Superficial. (peahen, actually)

  22. Some Girl

    Erin and the last girl are the prettiest, this is so obvious, but one has a better banner photo.

  23. Some Girl

    See comments.
    Think she removed her profile.

  24. GTO

    I voted for Erin, mostly because Gianna has Jodi Fosterish lips; no offense

  25. boots
    Commented on this photo:

    this one hurts my eyes. anything but this plastic crap. urk.

  26. maddog

    I’ve never commented on this foram before, but I’ve decided to make one exception.
    You fucks making the nasty, hateful comments about these lovely young women wouldn’t make a pimple on a man’s ass. You will forever be small vicious rodents. FOAD dwarfs.

    • Willie Dixon

      Agreed some people go way too far.

      However, some of this is on the women themselves for even submitting. Anybody who visits this site knows it is one of the most nasty and hateful – dare I say “Superficial” – gossip sites. It’s one of the few places where people can make themselves feel better by being assholes and it actually is in context of the site. If some one doesn’t want to get made fun of, they should hope to never have their picture posted here.

  27. Cobra

    Erin is hot and all, and I did vote for her, as the contest was for a profile shot — and she managed to squeeze some boob into a profile shot, which is deserving of major kudos –, but Jillian is WAY hotter.

    She may not have as pretty a face as Erin does (you can never tell how pretty someone is when they’re wearing shades, but even so you can tell Erin is prettier), but Jillian’s body is just simply amazing — belly, waist, boobs, body proportions, all damn near perfect. Also, while we’re talking about pretty faces, I’d have to say Melanie is the prettiest, but I don’t think her pic was the best for the banner (plus, you know, no boobs in there, so… ;-D).

    If this were a contest to choose the hottest girl, Jillian should (and very probably would) win by a landslide. Of all the final 25 girls, only 3 or 4 were really only just plain-looking, and still Jillian is the hottest of them all.


  28. Christina

    Maybe its the nerd in me that wants Erin to win. I checked out her DC blog, I can’t help but want to be friends with this lovely and natural brunette who I feel has similar pretty girl/nerd tendencies. :)

    It appears as though she is going to win. Well done, Erin, and to the forum that rallied for her. Ah, messageboards…

  29. buttfuck
    Commented on this photo:

    Jillian is a retarded midget.

  30. It appears Erin has won.
    Congratulations….lovely young woman.

  31. Alli Watermelon

    As long as #3 (Jillian) doesn’t win, I’m happy. Flat face, Photoshop, retarded baby hand and the bitch needs to stand a little closer to shampoo and a brush in the morning. Oh and she’s obviously not very bright, she didn’t follow the profile shot “rule”. Apparently the dumbasses who voted/voting for her are in the same intelligence league as this broad.

  32. like2bcold
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    this bitches face is fuct…if she didnt show her body she wouldnt even have gotten this far

  33. Fati87

    Well, at least it’s an esthetically appealing and boobless picture that won. I hated that people were voting for girls who were willing to show off more. We don’t need to encourage whores.

  34. dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Well looks like after i left work yesterday there was a big push for Erin. I see IDontLikeYouInThatWay dotcom linked to this competition and said to vote for Erin. Whatever. Clearly it’s more fags and fugs who come here than hot blooded men. So good for you, you put the plain jane over the top instead of this girl. I can now decide if i wana visit this site and IDLYITW–or not–for the 7 days that Erin is the banner girl. What disgusts me is the ridic ammount of vitriol from those who wanted Erin to win. You people have serious jeslousy issues. Guaran-fucking-tee NONE of you have anything going for you. This chick has beautiful everything, isn’t covered in trashy tattoos, and had the sense of humor to submit a pic at all. Your reaction was to burn her at the steak. Only three people had anything good to say about her and basically had to outcheer your jealousy. But ok plane Jane wins. Enjoy your seven days of ho-hum. At least i look in the mirror and know im not only hot but nice.

    • dude

      p.s. and btw Jillian if you’re NOT crosseyed under those glasses, please do consider being a Victoria’s Secret model, because i wana see you round some more! :DDD

  35. John Holmes

    Erin fan here – what is her blog address?

  36. bu

    care factor….negative 12 on this……now we can go back to interesting posts again.

  37. Seriously

    Soooooo glad #3 is losing! Soooooo glad!!

  38. wi11ypig
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn! That’s a lot of nose!

  39. wow
    Commented on this photo:

    Regardless of whether or not this is a picture of a real woman, not a photo shop Frankenstein. It would be the most awkward change for a banner girl, considering its not a profile picture, and her face/hair/glasses are the ugliest part of the photo and lastly I would HATE to have to see this over edited phony’s body every time I log on

  40. Christy
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    those sunglasses do not flatter her face. that’s what bothers me the most about this photo.

  41. Blake

    Hacked, no way did Gianna or Jillian not win over who did.

  42. MitochondrialSteve

    Jillian probably could get more votes if she ditched the aliases- Dude/ Plain Girls Unite/JL or whatever she was calling herself. You’re a pretty girl but accusing everyone who doesn’t vote for you of looking jelous doesn’t look so good. Still nice pic minus the expression

  43. spftw
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey if Erin wins we get to see tits right? There will be a photoshoot right!?!?!!?

  44. Mel Gibson
    Commented on this photo:

    She has hillbilly teeth – glad her mouth is closed.

  45. cbt

    #3 looks sluttiest, got my vote

  46. not creative enough for this
    Commented on this photo:

    you’re all ridiculous. Felicia is gorgeous, as are the other contestants. Felicia’s picture is the only one that I was drawn to.

  47. quake

    should’ve won

  48. model for
    Commented on this photo:


    you should model for

    Scroll down to the bottom of the pag and click on our banner and send us an email for casting in our next banner

  49. gigi
    Commented on this photo:

    I see nothing *superficial* about this chick… she just looks sweet & classy/ very horse country-ish…. is the site changing or something? bummer…

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