The Superficial Banner Girl: FINAL ROUND

July 14th, 2010 // 134 Comments

Six hundred fifty entered. Only five remain.

These are the faces/breasts you chose to enter the final round for a chance to be The Superficial Banner Girl for a week. What faces you now is the greatest decision of your life. Greater than having a child or pulling a plug on a relative. (Unless you’re Shannon Price.) Choose wisely, my friends. Choose wisely.

Congratulations to all the ladies who made it here and Happy Voting.


Total Voters: 30,645

Voting Closes 10 a.m. PST – Thursday, July 15

NOTE: Refreshing the page will show up-to-the-minute results.


  1. Commented on this photo:

    GOD!!!!!!!! I say DO OVER!!!!!

  2. Commented on this photo:

    ^(sorry about that)

    Yeah…Felicia…you’re a goddess in that 1st pic. I think you’d definitely be in serious contention with that one (or one exactly like it with the eye shadow more visible on the left eye). WOW!!! Literally takes my breath away.

    • Felicia

      Oh, the links worked? Sweet! Thanks, BillyMack! Maybe next time, huh?

      • Sounds good beautiful. Let me know and I’ll be happy to be your campaign manager! All I’d ask is for the chance to kiss those delicious lips just once!

        P.S. You have got the most down-to-earth and refreshing personality of any of the girls in this contest who have made public comments. Almost certainly too good for a cheesy site like this…but “thanks for playing” and being such a good sport!” And yeah haters…I’m kissing Felicia’s ass…she’s adorable.

      • Tiffany

        lol!! loser

      • Felicia

        Hehe, thanks for being my fan club, Billy. ;) And, yeah, it’s cheesy. I felt silly after sending pics, but once I saw it up there, was hoping for atleast 5%. Lol.

  3. Danklin

    Jesus, in what world is Jillian hotter than Melanie? Certainly not mine. Damn, this voting is so fucked up! Jillian couldnt even follow the rules. i dont want to be looking at her big ass shades whenever i’m here.

  4. memem

    The saddest part is the total number of votes. Tens of thousands of people visit this site every week? That’s horrible.

  5. tilleyca

    Ahhhh it says I already voted but I have not (not in the final round)! sad :(

  6. Dr McNasty
    Commented on this photo:

    I spanked the ol’ monkey to all five of these pictures, and this one made me splooge the fastest. 1 minute and 23 seconds. But she needs to lose those stupid, fugly shades. I think she should win, but cut off her head. And then ship it to me so I can skull-fuck it until those sunglasses fall off.

  7. jake

    OMG, Erin is the best, Does anyone have her site? facebook? twitter?
    I would love to see more pics of her, full face pics, Erin, if you win or if you read this, You have a lot of fans here, I would love to see you

  8. Debutante
    Commented on this photo:

    This JILLIAN has a 10 body, but the face ?


    And sunglasses can hide a multitude of Sins

    I’m thinking #4 Melanie from San Diego.

    Great eye make up and a dreamy look . Not crazy about the eyebrows, though !

  9. lol
    Commented on this photo:

    i can’t believe i might have to look at this fucking butterface everyday.. get some taste people. god shes ugly. HELLO, LOOK AT THE NECK UP

  10. anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    #3 has a big head for her body.

    don’t be fooled by the titties

    #2 looks perfect and classy for the banner

  11. anonym
    Commented on this photo:

    #1 has a sad face

  12. Linds

    wow…such intensity in the comments here…did no one else notice that the contest is to be banner girl for A WEEK?
    its not like you’ll be forced to tattoo one of these girls’ mugs on your chest or anything. unless thats what you’re into.

  13. Commented on this photo:

    LAWL. She’s a bobblehead.

  14. i like the booby

  15. @ Linds…you have a point…but I think you are also missing the point. The site is The Superficial – with a focus on the shallow but also the arguably hot celebrities that are all of our shared guilty pleasures (or you wouldn’t be reading this). We all waste our times on it and pay far more attention to it more than we should. But this contest is the MOST FUN I’ve had in the 3 or 4 years of purusing this site. I LOVE having the chance to check out everyday girls who also are fans of the site and are brave enough to put themselves out there, allowing us the chance to ogle and argue their merits, and giving some of them a chance at a few minutes of some attention on the site, and their 15 minutes. Look at their comments…they’re loving the attention and having fun!!

  16. angela
    Commented on this photo:

    Jillian’s eyes are too far apart. Hence the attempt at hiding them with the sunglasses. Meh.

  17. drew4u2c

    Erin is the best, hands down.

  18. Tiffany

    Gianna has a disgusting face. Those lips are gross and thin as paper. The last one is very pretty

  19. Chicken Bones
    Commented on this photo:

    I can live with the cheap hair extensions, the creepy little hands and the extensive photoshopping (she’s far from the only one, and the pic that wins will be ‘shopped, too) – but the thing I can’t get beyond is the glasses.

    Wake up voters: the huge sunglasses are there to hide her disfigured face. Her eyes are on opposite sides of her head – like a salamander. If you want to look at that every day – that’s fine. But be aware of what you’re voting for: The Geico spokes-mander.

  20. Some Girl

    150 vote lead after being 125 behind… Erin.

    Evening users like Erin better.

    • Mike

      Yeah, there is a certain forum with hundreds of dudes voting for her since about 6 this evening. Nice pictures of her provided on said forum though, much more revealing than here.

  21. Daisy
    Commented on this photo:

    Sorry, but 1 and 2 are just way to boring to be The Superficial Banner Girl! You know it’s true. They look like beautiful girls, but what about this site has ever screamed ‘classy’ at you? I don’t particularly like Jillian’s shot, but it’s very…. superficialicious.

  22. Daisy
    Commented on this photo:

    Only one who looks ‘superficial’ enough. I would be really pissed if some plain Jane, mousey brown haired bitch who took a boring spur of the moment picture won. While I still think 2 is the best pic, and 5 is the prettiest, 3 should win because….. boobs.

    • Chicken Bones

      Hey – I’m all for boob pics, but if that’s what this is (it isn’t), let’s get it on. Of course, none of these five would make the finals.

      Jillian: thanks for the boob shot. Now go get pounded by some greaseball firefighter at the ‘shore.

  23. Jon Hex

    ERIN FTW! DC, baby!

  24. Commented on this photo:

    I’m surprised she made it this far.

    Nice tits, yes, but the angle of her face is not flattering, and not only that, but she doesn’t even look happy! The current banner girl’s face has a little hint of a smile/smirk to it, which is much more appealing!

  25. fap
    Commented on this photo:

    Her profile sucks though —>

    Kinda looks like Marilyn Manson. Can only use front pics with this one.

    • shimmy

      Nah. Besides the uncomfortable-looking stretching of the neck, I’d say that’s a near-perfect profile.
      She looks like a model in the other pic she posted. Strong, striking features. She ain’t Superficial material but let’s face it, that’s quite a compliment.

    • Tiffany

      lol shes not that great but she does not look anything like manson you jealous weirdo

  26. fap
    Commented on this photo:

    Can we vote “no” to all? Thanks.

  27. Dani
    Commented on this photo:

    Definitely Erin, her style is different and she looks gorgeous and PURE. She’s not trying as hard as the other girls. Also, us DC/Northern VA girls are the best!

  28. It's Pat

    In honor of the male commenters and their hypercriticism of women’s bodies driven by their barely suppressed latent homosexual tendencies, the banner shot should be an ambiguously gendered asscrack.

  29. SamIam
    Commented on this photo:

    Erin is hot. I’m gay and I think she’s hot.

  30. Mike

    I wonder how good Erin would be doing if she didn’t have all of her nerd friends on Anandtech voting for her ;-)

    Jilian is way hotter than Erin. This is contest for superficial, not homely.

  31. keijo


  32. Felicia
    Commented on this photo:

    Eh, bite me. I’ve been compared to a lot of people (good and bad, imo) in my life, but never Marilyn Manson.

  33. anonym

    who the fuck keeps deleting my comments?

    #2 is the only one suitable for the banner

  34. Half Naked Midget
    Commented on this photo:

    Her arms are of a midget’s proportion.

  35. cwp
    Commented on this photo:

    Erin 100%!!!!!!

    Commented on this photo:

    if this chick wins i will fucking kill myself

  37. nene
    Commented on this photo:

    can you put the girls names by their photos so we know who is who when voting?

  38. nene
    Commented on this photo:

    no upper lip , it’s not sexy!

  39. nene
    Commented on this photo:

    wow, this is one is the best! I love it, whats her name??? I wanna vote for her but dont know her name??

  40. nene
    Commented on this photo:

    no , too plain not sexy at all!

  41. nene
    Commented on this photo:

    hell no she is ugly! ew….vote for Jillian!

  42. nene
    Commented on this photo:

    she needs a nosejob, it looks bad! ugly next!

  43. jake

    I am SORRY but Erin WAY HOTTER than Jillian ever was,

    Pics of ERIN, In a BIKINI:

    If Erin wanted to, she could pull of the shot that Stupid Jillian did, A boob shot, and Still would have won because Erin’s Boobs are nicer and bigger than Jillian’s, But she followed the rules,
    Erin is Hotter than Jillian 10000 times, Just look at the pics and tell me with a straight face otherwise,

  44. dude
    Commented on this photo:

    As you can tell I have never seen a remotely hot woman in my life.

  45. useless
    Commented on this photo:

    congrats to all the idiots if this chick wins – what you voted for will be cropped out. If I could vote for who *shouldn’t* be the winner, it would be this one all the way out of these 5

  46. captain america

    we walk the whole fucking day with a stiff dick in the air.

  47. dude
    Commented on this photo:

    Her midget arms make me cum.

  48. Z

    Jillian that’s a MAN BABY….jesus christ why keeps fucking voting for that ugly fucking slut….

  49. useless
    Commented on this photo:

    aaaaand once again I am deprived of the ability to vote for no reason. Is it set up so that if you click on a picture it automatically makes you vote for that person?

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