October 11th, 2012 // 47 Comments

Posted by Photo Boy

- Ben Affleck‘s interview in The Hollywood Reporter is apparently great, so just assume it includes a detailed account and pictures of him banging Blake Lively. [Lainey Gossip]

- Redheads Breasts – Self-Esteem = Thursdays at [theCHIVE]

- Leona Lewis may have misunderstood the spanking in Fifty Shades of Grey. [Dlisted]

- Christopher Walken, Colin Farrell, And Sam Rockwell Read From Honey Boo Boo: You laugh, then cry, then sadly ponder the world we’re leaving for future generations. [BuzzFeed]

- Scarlett Johansson gets murdered with a knife in here. Sort of. [Popoholic]

- Taylor Swift isn’t a crazy, potentially violent stalker. She’s just in love. [TooFab]

- Nikki doesn’t have a last name. Bikiniskank, maybe? Sounds Slavic. [Hollywood Tuna]

- Tom Hanks‘ rapper son, Chet Haze, has a Reddit Account (which is probably fake, but that doesn’t matter at all). Here are the highlights, girl. [FilmDrunk]

- Krysten Ritter in one of those old-timey bikinis. [DrunkenStepfather: Site is NSFW]

- Oh, so Christina Aguilera is just a method actor? [HuffPost Entertainment]

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  1. I guess he opted out of the “Got Milk?” ads and went for this instead.

  2. vandinz

    I could punch that face all day.

  3. slapkatyperry

    Dude I get soooo mutch pussy,bro

  4. The Situation PETA
    Commented on this photo:

    Behind every gender-repressed guido posing with terrified animals, there’s a little grey cat saying it all with its eyes.

  5. Romi

    the closest he’s ever been to pussy..

  6. Joaquin ingles

    A PR person would need a few sleepless coke-fueled nights to possibly conceive of something more gay.

  7. The Situation PETA
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a pity his Grandparents didn’t follow the advice of this poster and sterilize their children so we wouldn’t have been afflicted with this stain of a Human.

  8. Cock Dr

    Maybe I had better ease back on my allergy meds because I find this kind of endearing. Here’s a big spotty greasy Jersey lunkhead cuddling a kitty and promoting pet spaying & neutering. Awwwwwwwwwwwww

    • suck it

      I’m not sure whether to “thumbs up” or “thumbs down” your comment. “Thumbs up” because you are right, I think it is sweet when these lunkhead guys actually care about cute fuzzy animals. “Thumbs down” because he is The Situation, and I find it impossible to find anything he does even remotely likable. Even if he ran into a burning orphanage to save children, I still would be like “Ehhhh idk…”.

    • USDA Prime McBeef

      I think it worked the opposite on me.

      I hate cats now.

  9. cc

    For a fleeting moment here, I am finding him tolerable.

  10. The Situation PETA
    Commented on this photo:

    Which is exactly why I’ve been saying that Chinese restaurants are doing the Lord’s work.

  11. The Situation PETA
    Commented on this photo:

    There are more cats in shelters then in homes because they bang to damn much. We need to kill more to thin out the population or acquire more crazy cat ladies with 300 cats per room.

    • psychoace

      Also spaying or neutering your cat/dog is mutilating them and obviously would be considered abuse. Peta is for animal cruelty here.

      • kimmykimkim

        You are dumb. Spaying and neutering is not mutilation. It’s prevention, dumbass.

      • flaT

        Wait, youre fine with killing more of them to thin out the population, but spaying or neutering is mutilation?

        Are you some sort of brain dead?

  12. The Situation PETA
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought as a society, we enjoyed giving gorillas pet kittens. Remember Koko?

  13. I’m surprised he’s not pushing Valtrex instead.

  14. Deacon Jones

    Weightlifting: You’re doing it wrong.

    Your chest is supposed to be bigger than your bicep, dipshit.

  15. The Situation PETA
    Commented on this photo:

    His agent must have tricked him. ‘Sitch baby… I got a great gig for ya, you’re gonna be surrounded by pussy man! I think one of them will even let you hold it up against your chest!’

  16. Sliver

    Well, at least there’s plenty of pussy around because this guy probably doesn’t want anything to do with it.

  17. The Royal Penis

    “Dude who secretly hates pussy would like you to have your pussy ruined physically”.

    See, I’m a marketing genius.

  18. The Situation PETA
    Commented on this photo:

    I cannot imagine a more effective ad to promote neutering.

  19. Mama Pinkus

    at least he is whoring for a good cause

  20. The Situation PETA
    Commented on this photo:

    Can you put hemorrhoid cream on your arms?

  21. El Jefe

    Seriously, this is the cover for a gay porn video, it has to be.

  22. The Situation PETA
    Commented on this photo:

    Hey, now let’s think about this….this could be THE poster for multi-species sterilization. Gawd that cat looks terrified!

  23. Crissy

    Does this picture make anybody else want to kill kitties?!!!

  24. Crissy

    Oh and BTW, this is Exactly what I picture Sneezy would look like on steroids!

  25. The Situation PETA
    Commented on this photo:

    what a putz

  26. The Situation PETA
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  27. Sliver

    “There are more cats in shelters than there are HOMOS for them.”
    That’s how I read that…Freudian slip or fact?

  28. this turd looks like the love child of Petunia Pig and Elmer Fudd.

  29. bro – yo does this cat make me look phat?

  30. The Situation PETA
    Commented on this photo:

    i know arm pimples are a sign of steroid use, but how is it possible to get pimples inside your veins?!

  31. The Situation PETA
    Commented on this photo:

    what a pussy.

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