The Situation Got Arrested For Punching His Brother In A Tanning Salon

Remember The Situation? It’s better if you don’t. The important thing is that you know he was arrested after getting into a fist fight with his brother in the tanning salon they own after employees called the cops when their paychecks bounced because New Jersey. TMZ reports:

Mike “Situation” Sorrentino was busted at Boca Tanning Salon in Middletown, NJ … according to law enforcement sources.
We’re told cops got a 911 call reporting a “fist fight” inside the salon … and when officers arrived — Sitch was arrested, and eventually booked for simple assault. He posted $500 bail … and on the way out he explained he and his bro, Frank were scrapping over how to run the business.
We broke the story … just last week salon employees called cops when their paychecks bounced. Sounds like that mess led to today’s fight.

Let me just stop right there, TMZ. Does this story involve Frank Sorrentino dishing out old neighbor tough love like that time him and Jimmy the Bep, Squeak, Larry Lasagna, Ralphie Scaramanga Pasquachio, and the Bayside Buttonmen took Mikey out for cannoli after he got caught stealing from nuns again? Then this story can eat a hundred dicks. And on the day of my daughter’s wedding? You bastards.

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