The Situation Got Arrested For Punching His Brother In A Tanning Salon

June 18th, 2014 // 36 Comments
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Remember The Situation? It’s better if you don’t. The important thing is that you know he was arrested after getting into a fist fight with his brother in the tanning salon they own after employees called the cops when their paychecks bounced because New Jersey. TMZ reports:

Mike “Situation” Sorrentino was busted at Boca Tanning Salon in Middletown, NJ … according to law enforcement sources.
We’re told cops got a 911 call reporting a “fist fight” inside the salon … and when officers arrived — Sitch was arrested, and eventually booked for simple assault. He posted $500 bail … and on the way out he explained he and his bro, Frank were scrapping over how to run the business.
We broke the story … just last week salon employees called cops when their paychecks bounced. Sounds like that mess led to today’s fight.

Let me just stop right there, TMZ. Does this story involve Frank Sorrentino dishing out old neighbor tough love like that time him and Jimmy the Bep, Squeak, Larry Lasagna, Ralphie Scaramanga Pasquachio, and the Bayside Buttonmen took Mikey out for cannoli after he got caught stealing from nuns again? Then this story can eat a hundred dicks. And on the day of my daughter’s wedding? You bastards.

Photos: Splash News

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  1. Zen koan: “If a douchebag gets punched in the face and nobody gives a fuck, does it count as a crime?”

    Ommmmmmmmmmm…….

  2. What a dumb ass! He got into a bit of a situation right there, if he continuous like that his next nickname will be incarceration and that’s inevitable follow by penetration ;)

  3. Apologies to Justin Bieber for thinking he’s the biggest douche bag in the world. Clearly I was wrong.

  4. Since Fish made a Godfather reference, let me observe that Mike (I won’t use his nickname) thinks he’s Sonny but in reality he’s Fredo.

  5. Wait, he’s not deceased? Well, it’s not like I can unmasturbate after this revelation.

  6. buzz

    Why did the employees call the cops when their paychecks bounced? That’s a Dept of Labor issue.

    I wonder if Situation’s drug dealer “Unit” or whatever his name was actually married that hot pornstar?

    • I’m guessing the employees were upset and didn’t know how to address the issue. I’m sure the cops advised them on appropriate steps.

      A lot of people don’t know their rights.

    • JimBB

      Because in Jersey, there are only three options for responding to a problem:

      1) Call the cops
      2) Call the mob
      3) Beat the problem over the head with a can of Axe Body Spray

  7. Joe Blow

    The disagreement was that The Sitch thought all male customers should receive a complimentary BJ with every 5th visit.

    His brother thought they should get one after every two visits.

    But the actual fight started over who would get to give the complimentary BJs… The Sitch or his brother.

  8. What a useless site this (and all other celebrity sites) is. Why would you spend a single second reading about this complete low-life? I didn’t read this article at all, just came on to comment. The only reason I even come to this site is for pics of hot women (mostly Kim K.) Even for that, I honestly, genuinely, could care less if this site existed or not. Just like all the trash magazines at the supermarket, the world would be a better place if there were no celebrity sites at all.

  9. I would pay to see the Situation get his ass beat and then have someone use a tanning bed on him like a panini press.

  10. Sometimes these headlines just write themselves. Am I right, Fish?

  11. The Situation Lollipops
    CK
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh, fuck you dude. Just fuck you.

  12. The Situation Lollipops
    Commented on this photo:

    “That’s what my dick looks like. Green tip and everything.”

  13. The Situation Lollipops
    Commented on this photo:

    “Ah-right, who wants to be da first to get my autograph?”
    ^Crickets*Crickets*Crickets*

  14. The Situation Lollipops
    Commented on this photo:

    Oh look, he signed an autograph to himself.

  15. I can’t believe the cops arrested these guys just for fraternal pugilism. Should of shot the both of them.

  16. Who gives a shit?

  17. Don Draper's Dad

    I didn’t remember him until you brought him up … FISH.

  18. Mama Pinkus

    I don’t know who he is but he looks like an absolute douchebag

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