The Official ‘Ant-Man’ Trailer Is Here
Posted by Photo Boy
The first word spoken is this trailer is “Scott.” That’s pretty unremarkable considering a minute later you’re watching a dude fly around on an ant, but hear me out. If you’ve watched Behind the Candelabra – And my God, you should. There should be Constitutional Amendment requiring its viewing. — then you’ll never be able to hear Michael Douglas say that name without mentally picturing him roughly banging a prosthetic nose-wearing Matt Damon. So literally, the entire time I’m watching Marvel slather it’s secret sauce of snarky anti-hero + secret government agency/super power program + endangered loved one all over another origin story, I’m thinking about Liberace’s cock pump. You know this about me now. I’ll be honest, I’m not sure if these tears are relief or fear, but I’m just going to be present in this moment.