The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 9

January 8th, 2011 // 49 Comments

Now back in its original time slot, welcome to the ninth installment of The Most Important People On The Internet meaning, you, the commenters, for those just tuning in. On that note, I’d like to give a special thanks to “Iveski” for really knocking out the possible Kate Gosselin tattoo readings which you’ll see peppered throughout the gallery, denoted by the pic above. If I thought of at least half of these, I could finally quit this job and work the destroyed-by-child-birth tattoo circuit like I’ve always dreamed. It’d be like a Steinbeck novel, but with way more barren dust bowls.

Wear condoms,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Kate Gosselin Bikini Australia
    mo
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    This was easily the funniest set of the most important people on the internet

  2. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants
    Sonny the Cuckoo Bird
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    She should have gotten the honker/hooter plastic surgery special, shrink the nose and use it to to pump up the breasts. Easy D-sies.

  3. Sonny the Cuckoo Bird

    Wow, 2011 must be the Year of the Geek(s).

  4. Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini
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    Gravy Leg, you’re the best.

  5. Fatty2X4

    Gravy,
    wonderland comment brilliant

  6. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants
    tootsy
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    i’d stick my dick in it.

  7. Kate Gosselin Bikini Australia
    Fatty2X4
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    good week iveski, nicely done.
    i’ll keep an eye out for you

  8. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Implants
    Jay
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    Sebastian is going to be pissed Falkor got implants.

  9. Brett Favre
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    Goddam, that’s strong.

  10. Some strong ones this week.

  11. Kim Kardashian Lips Collagen
    Anon
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    LOL. This may be my favorite.

  12. Yet again that feeling that I have when I’m drunk is validated. I mean that feeling of being important, not that the Dave Mathews band rocks.

  13. Jennifer Hate

    Shemp’s comment on the Amber thread was the funniest shit this week. And it went totally unnoticed…

    http://www.thesuperficial.com/teen-mom-amber-offered-500k-to-do-porn-01-2011#comments

  14. Kate Gosselin Bikini Australia
    Sam
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    These updates are getting stupid. All you do is put together pictures of your last recent posts. We could figure it out on our own, thanks. Now on to some originality.

  15. Brett Favre
    nooooooooo
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    Favre – “Who has two thumbs and a horrible case of herpies? This guy… oh yeah”

  16. Lindsay Lohan
    Bigboy
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    Can I has Blow?

  17. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants
    DKNY
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    Man, her face hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way down.

  18. Sam

    These updates are getting stupid. All you do is put together pictures of your last recent posts. We could figure it out on our own, thanks. Now on to some originality.

  19. Kate Gosselin Bikini Australia
    Cock Dr
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    Iveski made me laff so much on that post.
    I just hope he didn’t get fired.

  20. Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini
    Cock Dr
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    He comes up with so many damned funny one liners.
    These “Most Important” posts are kinda dumb, but I do like to see who gets the weekly nod.
    Beware the trolls.

  21. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants
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    “Sniff, sniff” Do I smell a fart or is that my implants leaking?

  22. Kate Gosselin Bikini Australia
    breakintosong
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    six of kate gosselin? really?

  23. Ben Affleck Finger
    noooooooooo
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    Ben – “You wanna know how big it is? It’s this big you fuckers, hey what the hell? Why are you laughing? STOP IT!”

  24. Kim Kardashian Lips Collagen
    noooooooooo
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    Had no idea Kim hired Prince as a body double. At least he can still snag some level of work.

  25. Nero

    Kidney sold to feed her kids? That’s a mother.

  26. Lindsay Lohan
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    That one cracked me up.

  27. Jennifer Love Hewitt Bikini
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    *Applause

  28. Kim Kardashian Lips Collagen
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    Haa! Nice.

  29. Jaime Pressly Mug Shot
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    Heheh, poor Willem.

  30. Kim Kardashian Lips Collagen
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    Wow, good call on that one Juano.

  31. Lindsay Lohan
    Jrrrrddd
    Commented on this photo:

    LOOOOL! :)

  32. Brett Favre
    still hit it
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    hey little girl want to look under my towel…….ill text it to you

  33. Jaime Pressly Mug Shot
    toresen
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    meth face

  34. uncle bill

    ………………”Scarface” in a bikini?

  35. JWoww Nude Photo
    Mortimer Duke
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    Fucking score!

  36. Teen Mom Farrah Bikini Implants
    Clueless
    Commented on this photo:

    Winner!!!

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