Now back in its original time slot, welcome to the ninth installment of The Most Important People On The Internet meaning, you, the commenters, for those just tuning in. On that note, I’d like to give a special thanks to “Iveski” for really knocking out the possible Kate Gosselin tattoo readings which you’ll see peppered throughout the gallery, denoted by the pic above. If I thought of at least half of these, I could finally quit this job and work the destroyed-by-child-birth tattoo circuit like I’ve always dreamed. It’d be like a Steinbeck novel, but with way more barren dust bowls.
Wear condoms,
- The Superficial
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Photo: Pacific Coast News
This was easily the funniest set of the most important people on the internet
She should have gotten the honker/hooter plastic surgery special, shrink the nose and use it to to pump up the breasts. Easy D-sies.
Wow, 2011 must be the Year of the Geek(s).
Gravy Leg, you’re the best.
no doubt.
Gravy,
wonderland comment brilliant
Fatty you must be some fat gay guy, you sure love running behind the men on here.
If i was behind them wouldnt that make me the manly one?
I’m no bottom
My bad, I forgot blogs were for ridicule not compliments.
Won’t happen again.
Thanks FX24 aka FlappyJowl. :)
Snarking on the web is much fun…
What WILL this week bring us…
i’d stick my dick in it.
In her nose?
good week iveski, nicely done.
i’ll keep an eye out for you
Sebastian is going to be pissed Falkor got implants.
Goddam, that’s strong.
Agreed.
1,000pt. bonus.
Some strong ones this week.
LOL. This may be my favorite.
Yet again that feeling that I have when I’m drunk is validated. I mean that feeling of being important, not that the Dave Mathews band rocks.
@ McFeely Smackup, best comment ever.
Shemp’s comment on the Amber thread was the funniest shit this week. And it went totally unnoticed…
http://www.thesuperficial.com/teen-mom-amber-offered-500k-to-do-porn-01-2011#comments
not really.
Second that.
Will someone put the dick back in Jillia’s mouth- she’s starting to talk again…
These updates are getting stupid. All you do is put together pictures of your last recent posts. We could figure it out on our own, thanks. Now on to some originality.
Favre – “Who has two thumbs and a horrible case of herpies? This guy… oh yeah”
Can I has Blow?
hahahaha
Man, her face hit every branch of the ugly tree on the way down.
These updates are getting stupid. All you do is put together pictures of your last recent posts. We could figure it out on our own, thanks. Now on to some originality.
Iveski made me laff so much on that post.
I just hope he didn’t get fired.
He comes up with so many damned funny one liners.
These “Most Important” posts are kinda dumb, but I do like to see who gets the weekly nod.
Beware the trolls.
“Sniff, sniff” Do I smell a fart or is that my implants leaking?
six of kate gosselin? really?
Ben – “You wanna know how big it is? It’s this big you fuckers, hey what the hell? Why are you laughing? STOP IT!”
Worst attempt at a joke. Ever.
Had no idea Kim hired Prince as a body double. At least he can still snag some level of work.
Kidney sold to feed her kids? That’s a mother.
That one cracked me up.
*Applause
Haa! Nice.
Heheh, poor Willem.
Wow, good call on that one Juano.
LOOOOL! :)
hey little girl want to look under my towel…….ill text it to you
meth face
………………”Scarface” in a bikini?
Fucking score!
Winner!!!