The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 7

December 18th, 2010 // 66 Comments

Welcome to the seventh installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called, “Every Single Coco Pic From Friday Plus Some Other Shit.” In the meantime, this will be the last Saturday posting of these babies until the New Year. (Volumes 8 and 9 drop on Mondays.) Unless, of course, Santa wants to stick around and slap this thing together for me Christmas morning. But, no, “Wah, bringing toys to all the boys and girls is so hard.” Trying waking up at noon to copy and paste penis jokes next to Chelsea Handler‘s face, you fat bastard. God, nobody has any work ethic anymore.

And now I nap,

- The Superficial

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  1. Teen Mom Amber Portwood
    Neen
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s fucking hysterical!

  2. Coco Twitter Pics
    Commented on this photo:

    I wanted to recommend “Wookiee Wallet,” but somehow even that falls short.

  3. Teen Mom Amber Portwood
    Mary Exmass
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    She does! Good call Stinky.

  4. Casey

    I thought the Coco pics were fun in a grotesque way yesterday…today, they scare the shit out of my for some reason. Oh well…off to my final!

  5. Ryan Reynolds
    Yikes
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahahaha my favorite so far!

  6. FattyFatty2X4

    Gravy Leg with 4 awards. Great job mister or maam.
    ………………………………….
    My lady friend Cock Dr. with a nod, yes, you glow girl.
    Funny how your winning comment had camel toe in it,
    cuz that’s how I always picture you.
    ………………………………….
    Fish’s love affair with Stinky Mc continues, ho-hum.

    • GravyLeg

      Thank you!! For the record… I am a dude. :)
      Let’s see what Fish brings us this week….
      Looking forward to getting that Christmas snark on…

  7. Ke$ha Leaked Photos
    dude
    Commented on this photo:

    this is a great feature Fish. Glad I could make you laff for a change.

  8. Coco Twitter Pics
    Mel Gibson's Shrink
    Commented on this photo:

    Mine was way funnier on this one. I hate you Fish.

  9. Julia Stiles
    Dan
    Commented on this photo:

    Maybe some white strips for those choppers, beer wench

  10. lori

    The comments on here are never funny. Just a boring waste of time. From now on, I’ll just skip over this.

  11. Coco Twitter Pics
    ChonchArcola
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    this is moose knuckle territory.

  12. kitty furry

    2. Haggard. Bitches.

  13. Ryan Reynolds
    No One Particular
    Commented on this photo:

    Love it!! First real laugh in the whole list!

  14. What a dumbass...

    This week, lindsay lohan’s mommy said lindsay was “hurt” when gwenyth paltrow made fun of her on “Glee”. 2 things here:

    1) Stupid blowhan can’t even talk for herself, apparently; she has to do it through her “mommy”. Yeah, she’s in rehab, but she’s still texting photogs to come take her pic whenever she leaves (and then plays the “I want to sue them all to get them to go away” card); she could easily speak for herself. What a dumbass.

    2) She’s pissed at paltrow for making fun of her ACTING LIKE A DUMBASS! What does she expect? She acts like a moron, publicizes it, then is upset when people make fun of her stupidity? You can’t have it both ways, blowhan. If you truly want people to not make fun of you, don’t act like an attention whoring dumbass. It’s just that simple, genius…

  15. Gwyneth Paltrow Lindsay Lohan
    Anita Bonghit
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess we all know where Lindseys eating disorder spawned from

  16. Coco Twitter Pics
    jod
    Commented on this photo:

    WHY!!!!!!

  17. M

    What is going on with Gwenny Gwen Gwen’s face??? She looks… different.

  18. Johnny Depp Angelina Jolie
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    From Needles, right? Props.

  19. Coco Twitter Pics
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Eh, I think the lunar eclipse comment was funnier.

  20. Teen Mom Amber Portwood
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Brilliant.

  21. Teen Mom Amber Portwood
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    And with the way things are going for Aniston, she will only be left with the opportunity to hook up with a Garbage Pail Kid.

  22. Coco Twitter Pics
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Nooooo. The lunar eclipse comment was the best for this photo!

  23. Charlotte Corday

    No one thinks Paltrow fuckable.

  24. Coco Twitter Pics
    Dick
    Commented on this photo:

    Camel vagina?

  25. Coco Twitter Pics
    Commented on this photo:

    BANTHA KNUCKLE.

  26. Rhialto

    Hm, not completely true. They’re about the same length. It’s that one of them does often wear 4-6 inch heels.

  27. Rhialto

    Some nations are going to lose it … And that’s good because until now we’ve gotten nothing else from them than a headache. As a ‘thank you’ for helping them out and putting them on the world map.

    • Dr. Nero

      As a matter of fact they’ve taken only (illegal) turns until now… Only good and proper behavior could reduce the damage from now on…

  28. Olivia Wilde Tron
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    Her boobs are fine. At least she’s shown them in a movie. Fine, just fine.

  29. Hulk Hogan New Wife
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy englarged clit batman.

  30. Chelsea Handler 50 Cent
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    Fitty what you doin man, hahaha.

  31. Coco Twitter Pics
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    Good commerical for KFC drumsticks.

  32. Ke$ha Leaked Photos
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmm

  33. Coco Twitter Pics
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    lmfao

  34. Pamela Anderson Playboy
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    lol

  35. Coco Twitter Pics
    ilikesake
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes! I knew this would win..LOL

  36. Teen Mom Amber Portwood
    Lacy
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHA!

  37. Coco Twitter Pics
    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    Yeah! I made it!

  38. Miley Cyrus
    hbw
    Commented on this photo:

    That should be the new definition of Occam’s Razor.

  39. Coco Twitter Pics
    Teep
    Commented on this photo:

    The correct term is Moose Knuckle.

  40. Johnny Depp Angelina Jolie
    gogo
    Commented on this photo:

    HA HA HA spot on!!

  41. wim

    this is very unusual but some americans really got humor…….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!

  42. Teen Mom Amber Portwood
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    lmaoooo

  43. Kardashian Christmas Card
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    hahaha oh my god

  44. Pamela Anderson Playboy
    JC
    Commented on this photo:

    lmfao.

  45. Hulk Hogan New Wife
    Meh
    Commented on this photo:

    This made best of? Lame.

  46. Coco Twitter Pics
    Meh
    Commented on this photo:

    Yep, another lame one..

  47. John Travolta
    Meh
    Commented on this photo:

    How is that face gay looking? Just looks like he sharted, that’s all

  48. Ke$ha Leaked Photos
    Meh
    Commented on this photo:

    Finally a good one…

  49. Coco Twitter Pics
    Meh
    Commented on this photo:

    Meh.

  50. Coco Twitter Pics
    Doomed!
    Commented on this photo:

    This site should be renamed “Daily Reminders of the Impending Collapse of Western Civilization. Now with 20% more CoCo Ass!”

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