Welcome to the seventh installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which might as well be called, “Every Single Coco Pic From Friday Plus Some Other Shit.” In the meantime, this will be the last Saturday posting of these babies until the New Year. (Volumes 8 and 9 drop on Mondays.) Unless, of course, Santa wants to stick around and slap this thing together for me Christmas morning. But, no, “Wah, bringing toys to all the boys and girls is so hard.” Trying waking up at noon to copy and paste penis jokes next to Chelsea Handler‘s face, you fat bastard. God, nobody has any work ethic anymore.
And now I nap,
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that’s fucking hysterical!
I wanted to recommend “Wookiee Wallet,” but somehow even that falls short.
Thank U sweetie.
Happy Holidaze.
Right back atcha.
She does! Good call Stinky.
I thought the Coco pics were fun in a grotesque way yesterday…today, they scare the shit out of my for some reason. Oh well…off to my final!
*me. Damn.
Hahahaha my favorite so far!
Gravy Leg with 4 awards. Great job mister or maam.
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My lady friend Cock Dr. with a nod, yes, you glow girl.
Funny how your winning comment had camel toe in it,
cuz that’s how I always picture you.
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Fish’s love affair with Stinky Mc continues, ho-hum.
Thank you!! For the record… I am a dude. :)
Let’s see what Fish brings us this week….
Looking forward to getting that Christmas snark on…
this is a great feature Fish. Glad I could make you laff for a change.
Mine was way funnier on this one. I hate you Fish.
Maybe some white strips for those choppers, beer wench
The comments on here are never funny. Just a boring waste of time. From now on, I’ll just skip over this.
Quit bitchin’ BITCH
seriously! shut the fuck up! The comments are fucking hilarious, and always in good taste!
this is moose knuckle territory.
2. Haggard. Bitches.
Love it!! First real laugh in the whole list!
This week, lindsay lohan’s mommy said lindsay was “hurt” when gwenyth paltrow made fun of her on “Glee”. 2 things here:
1) Stupid blowhan can’t even talk for herself, apparently; she has to do it through her “mommy”. Yeah, she’s in rehab, but she’s still texting photogs to come take her pic whenever she leaves (and then plays the “I want to sue them all to get them to go away” card); she could easily speak for herself. What a dumbass.
2) She’s pissed at paltrow for making fun of her ACTING LIKE A DUMBASS! What does she expect? She acts like a moron, publicizes it, then is upset when people make fun of her stupidity? You can’t have it both ways, blowhan. If you truly want people to not make fun of you, don’t act like an attention whoring dumbass. It’s just that simple, genius…
I guess we all know where Lindseys eating disorder spawned from
WHY!!!!!!
What is going on with Gwenny Gwen Gwen’s face??? She looks… different.
From Needles, right? Props.
Eh, I think the lunar eclipse comment was funnier.
Brilliant.
And with the way things are going for Aniston, she will only be left with the opportunity to hook up with a Garbage Pail Kid.
Nooooo. The lunar eclipse comment was the best for this photo!
No one thinks Paltrow fuckable.
oh Gwen is fuckable. but not something you’d run after.
pussy attached to a cunt. dats about it.
Camel vagina?
BANTHA KNUCKLE.
LOL fukkin A
Hm, not completely true. They’re about the same length. It’s that one of them does often wear 4-6 inch heels.
Some nations are going to lose it … And that’s good because until now we’ve gotten nothing else from them than a headache. As a ‘thank you’ for helping them out and putting them on the world map.
As a matter of fact they’ve taken only (illegal) turns until now… Only good and proper behavior could reduce the damage from now on…
Her boobs are fine. At least she’s shown them in a movie. Fine, just fine.
Holy englarged clit batman.
Fitty what you doin man, hahaha.
Good commerical for KFC drumsticks.
Hmm
lmfao
lol
Yes! I knew this would win..LOL
HAHA!
Yeah! I made it!
That should be the new definition of Occam’s Razor.
The correct term is Moose Knuckle.
HA HA HA spot on!!
this is very unusual but some americans really got humor…….hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!
lmaoooo
hahaha oh my god
lmfao.
This made best of? Lame.
Yep, another lame one..
How is that face gay looking? Just looks like he sharted, that’s all
Finally a good one…
Meh.
This site should be renamed “Daily Reminders of the Impending Collapse of Western Civilization. Now with 20% more CoCo Ass!”