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Welcome to the sixth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. Like Indiana Jones finding an archaeological treasure, Cher’s nipples were your muse this week along with the cast of Teen Mom who both made multiple appearances. If the one used the other to feed their babies – and that could go either way – I’m pretty sure the entire Internet would collapse on itself until someone filled it back up with porn. Sweet, free, giver of life porn…
Hold my calls.
- The Superficial
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Kathy Griffin is a stupid bitch. (first)
McFeely and Stinky bringin’ the heat again this week. Nice!
You two need your own blog.
Let’s see…..what could we name that?
Let’s call it, Two Dusty Balled Whining Bitches Blog
..or the ‘i’m so fat and pathetically lameand have absolutely nothing to offer women, that women can SMELL me coming 40 miles away and cross the street so i come on here pissin’ and moanin’ about how bad women are just because they don’t want my sorry ass’…blog.
yeah…i think THAT’S your title RIGHT THERE…
Holy Crap ladies.
So you’re familiar with our resident wise azzes then?
How bout your measurements?
Wow Fatty, you act like you’re in love with them. Fantasize much?
Hey, they may hate me…but they do REMEMBER me. Isn’t that what being famous is all about?
Oh wait, that’ s what being infamous is all about.
Fuckit, I’ll take it. SUCKIT BITCHES!!!
^^ [in Comic Book Guy's voice] Lamest thread, EVER. ^^
HA!!
If only I could be this witty, I’d feel like my life was worth living.
I laughed my ass off.
Well done.
Laugh it up, Fuzzball.
Best of the week!
I’m pretty sure that’s Ernest Borgnine dressed as Cameron Diaz
This has become the highlight of my Saturdays. Wake up. Train hits forehead. Curse at empty wallet. Laugh at Superficial. Poop. Realize its noon. Go back to bed.
Fabulous hips
Wow! Lamar Odom what were you thinking.
He wasnt. As long as it wasnt Black he was willing to stick his dick in it. You know how much these Black athletes hate themselves and beng Black in general. Doesnt matter that he can only have butt (ugly) sex from now on cause he married a dude. But I mean, who am I to judge?
The humanity.
FFS
This woman has being doing her act for years, I don’t know why it’s caught on now all of the sudden.
Yay, first picture actually worth seeing so far.
2nd picture worth seeing. 2/21. Not very good odds.
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! SOUND EFFECTS!!!! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
I would like to dry hump her and then crap on her face.
Her face is already crap.
Bingo!
What about Elizabeth Edwards …… America’s Princess Di .
Not quite… It’s really sad that she died; it’s always awful when someone has cancer. BUT, she did milk her illness for every cent, ounce of sympathy, and rung up the political ladder it got her and her family.
not to mention the amount of young tail it got her husband.
cancer…it’s the gift that keeps on giving.
Lamar is lucky!!! She reminds me of pornstar Olivia O’lovey7
Fail. Funny though if youre joking.
That sound effect is STUUUUUPID!!!! I bet a million dollars Khloe is hotter than the Superficial BF/GF.
/post your BF/GF pics Fish, I thought so!
That is the most hilarious thing I’ve read in months.
You don’t need to be beautiful, or even moderately attractive, to make it in Hollywood. You just have to hope your sister loves piss-play, and you’re in!
I want to hate, but I hope to look like that at 50!
PHILLY CHEEEEESE STEEEEEAKKKKKK *SQUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
I’m glad I made that comment about it, haha
It looks as though Chloe is getting his cock fingered here. Feels good huh? Squatch.
I don’t really want to see the droopy aging flabby skin and bones of an old man nor a tranny.
Ahahahaha, omg that is amazing. Thank you Emily, you made my millennium with that.
Is that Donatella Versace on the right?
Business in the front; party in the back. Seriously…..
Is that one of those wax figures?
Don’t get too much imagination.
My brains are pulsing on my heartbeat by now. Who did start this numeric game anyway?
BOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEI.
well……………………………….khloe “The Cow” is here, folks!!
Ugly x 10.
I thought a lot of people would appreciate this: I was sitting here with my almost three year old son, and I logged onto the site. He looked over and saw the thumbnail of Khloe and said “what’s the doggy doing Mummy?” Just to clarify, I asked him what dog, and he pointed to the picture of her.
That is fantastic. Poor woman.
hahahaha best comment ever!
haha awesome
whatever she’s fucking hilarious
Win