The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 6

December 11th, 2010 // 51 Comments

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Welcome to the sixth installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. Like Indiana Jones finding an archaeological treasure, Cher’s nipples were your muse this week along with the cast of Teen Mom who both made multiple appearances. If the one used the other to feed their babies – and that could go either way – I’m pretty sure the entire Internet would collapse on itself until someone filled it back up with porn. Sweet, free, giver of life porn…

Hold my calls.

- The Superficial

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  1. Uncle Jemima

    Kathy Griffin is a stupid bitch. (first)

  2. FattyFatty2X4

    McFeely and Stinky bringin’ the heat again this week. Nice!
    You two need your own blog.
    Let’s see…..what could we name that?

    • slapkatyperry

      Let’s call it, Two Dusty Balled Whining Bitches Blog

      • Lady Blahblah

        ..or the ‘i’m so fat and pathetically lameand have absolutely nothing to offer women, that women can SMELL me coming 40 miles away and cross the street so i come on here pissin’ and moanin’ about how bad women are just because they don’t want my sorry ass’…blog.

        yeah…i think THAT’S your title RIGHT THERE…

      • FattyFatty2X4

        Holy Crap ladies.
        So you’re familiar with our resident wise azzes then?
        How bout your measurements?

    • Lady Blahblah

      Wow Fatty, you act like you’re in love with them. Fantasize much?

    • mcfeely smackup

      Hey, they may hate me…but they do REMEMBER me. Isn’t that what being famous is all about?

      Oh wait, that’ s what being infamous is all about.

      Fuckit, I’ll take it. SUCKIT BITCHES!!!

  3. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
    noodle
    Commented on this photo:

    HA!!

  4. Tdog

    If only I could be this witty, I’d feel like my life was worth living.
    I laughed my ass off.
    Well done.

    Laugh it up, Fuzzball.

  5. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
    OnePerson
    Commented on this photo:

    Best of the week!

  6. Brooke Hogan Bikini
    J Fo
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m pretty sure that’s Ernest Borgnine dressed as Cameron Diaz

  7. GingleJanglez

    This has become the highlight of my Saturdays. Wake up. Train hits forehead. Curse at empty wallet. Laugh at Superficial. Poop. Realize its noon. Go back to bed.

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
    SteveO
    Commented on this photo:

    Fabulous hips

  9. Khloe Kardashian
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    Wow! Lamar Odom what were you thinking.

    • Mortimer Duke

      He wasnt. As long as it wasnt Black he was willing to stick his dick in it. You know how much these Black athletes hate themselves and beng Black in general. Doesnt matter that he can only have butt (ugly) sex from now on cause he married a dude. But I mean, who am I to judge?

  10. Cher Nipples
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    The humanity.

  11. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    FFS

  12. Chelsea Handler Bikini
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    This woman has being doing her act for years, I don’t know why it’s caught on now all of the sudden.

  13. Lingerie Football League
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    Yay, first picture actually worth seeing so far.

  14. Jennifer Love Hewitt Topless
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    2nd picture worth seeing. 2/21. Not very good odds.

  15. Charlie E.

    AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! SOUND EFFECTS!!!! AAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

  16. Toby Weymiller

    I would like to dry hump her and then crap on her face.

  17. See Alice

    What about Elizabeth Edwards …… America’s Princess Di .

    • Anon

      Not quite… It’s really sad that she died; it’s always awful when someone has cancer. BUT, she did milk her illness for every cent, ounce of sympathy, and rung up the political ladder it got her and her family.

      • mcfeely smackup

        not to mention the amount of young tail it got her husband.

        cancer…it’s the gift that keeps on giving.

  18. Khloe Kardashian
    Racer X
    Commented on this photo:

    Lamar is lucky!!! She reminds me of pornstar Olivia O’lovey7

  19. Racer X

    That sound effect is STUUUUUPID!!!! I bet a million dollars Khloe is hotter than the Superficial BF/GF.

    /post your BF/GF pics Fish, I thought so!

  20. Billy Ray Cyrus
    shift
    Commented on this photo:

    That is the most hilarious thing I’ve read in months.

  21. Khloe Kardashian
    RM
    Commented on this photo:

    You don’t need to be beautiful, or even moderately attractive, to make it in Hollywood. You just have to hope your sister loves piss-play, and you’re in!

  22. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    RM
    Commented on this photo:

    I want to hate, but I hope to look like that at 50!

  23. Bristol Palin
    RM
    Commented on this photo:

    PHILLY CHEEEEESE STEEEEEAKKKKKK *SQUUUEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*

  24. Lingerie Football League
    J
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m glad I made that comment about it, haha

  25. jojo

    It looks as though Chloe is getting his cock fingered here. Feels good huh? Squatch.

  26. Kathy Griffin Bikini
    Commented on this photo:

    I don’t really want to see the droopy aging flabby skin and bones of an old man nor a tranny.

  27. Khloe Kardashian
    Rolo
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahahahaha, omg that is amazing. Thank you Emily, you made my millennium with that.

  28. Brooke Hogan Bikini
    e-hulk
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that Donatella Versace on the right?

  29. Billy Ray Cyrus
    bill-e-boy
    Commented on this photo:

    Business in the front; party in the back. Seriously…..

  30. Cher Nipples
    cher-y
    Commented on this photo:

    Is that one of those wax figures?

  31. Rhialto

    Don’t get too much imagination.

  32. Galtacticus

    My brains are pulsing on my heartbeat by now. Who did start this numeric game anyway?

  33. wim

    BOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEOEI.
    well……………………………….khloe “The Cow” is here, folks!!

  34. Brooke Hogan Bikini
    Mortimer Duke
    Commented on this photo:

    Ugly x 10.

  35. Dawn

    I thought a lot of people would appreciate this: I was sitting here with my almost three year old son, and I logged onto the site. He looked over and saw the thumbnail of Khloe and said “what’s the doggy doing Mummy?” Just to clarify, I asked him what dog, and he pointed to the picture of her.
    That is fantastic. Poor woman.

  36. Khloe Kardashian
    Commented on this photo:

    hahahaha best comment ever!

  37. Cher Nipples
    ca
    Commented on this photo:

    haha awesome

  38. Khloe Kardashian
    kimzy
    Commented on this photo:

    whatever she’s fucking hilarious

  39. Cher Nipples
    Clueless
    Commented on this photo:

    Win

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