The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 5.3

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I’d love to say is Valentine’s Day-themed, but it’s mostly just a bunch of horrible shit that no one would say in real life. As God intended. That said, if you’re like me and about to be snowed in again on the east coast, I definitely recommend Gone Girl as the perfect date night movie. Especially if you’re married and going through a bit of a rough patch. It’ll really put things back together and not end with the two of you staring morbidly at each other and reevaluating your whole life. Trust me, I’d never steer you wrong.

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