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I would love to be Mr. Smurf hands and get to pat down her chimichanga/tostados/quessadilla/vagina
You forgot pink taco
Damn! If I was homeland security I’d insist on a body cavity search! And I wouldn’t use my hands!
Hahaaa… username is a bonus for that caption.
Is she wearing a fucking unitard??
I don’t know how my comment from six days ago got into this thread today.. but it still applies :)
(seven?) Fucking math.