Welcome to the 49th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you on a snowy, nor’eastah morn. I honestly can’t remember it snowing before October here in shithole Pennsylvania, so I’m going to take it as sign that Justin Bieber is ready to start the maple rapture and ascend us all into a really sweet roller skating party where I’m hearing talks of lazer tag and, aw snap, Spin the Bottle!
Someone’s gettin’ maple pregnant,
- The Superficial
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47, 49…whatever.
Poor Fish has run out of fingers and toes to count on! Cut him some slack lol That chick looks flat.
I still say it’s a Dude in Drag
I would love to be Mr. Smurf hands and get to pat down her chimichanga/tostados/quessadilla/vagina
You forgot pink taco
Since when has LL Cool Vajayjay been hanging with Willem Dafoe? I need answers dammit!
Willem Dafoe! BINGO!!! Lol! Nice!
MOO
And that pumpkin is probably has hidden rotten spots inside and out.
The pips will be coagulated, hardened formaldehyde.
Way to go Goofus.
Everyone has unflattering pictures of them regardless. That is one seriously beautiful woman.
Nice try, Jennifer
I think she looks great. Great dress color, great dress, great hair.
How she goes from frumpy to fab, I have no idea.
Jesus would probably slip one in too if he had that kind of access.
I want her as my Sunday School Teacher
MOO
Yeah, that is so not attractive.
Sor-reeeee, Kimmy Kim.
A woman should always strive for that “just rolled out of bed” look when she goes out into the world.
Geez, time for some fresh fat injections … that ass isn’t looking as big as usual. Someone please tell this bitch that skinny leather pants look like hell on her. Gah.
No botox there, oh no, none at all …
haha
Why are they trying to make this scarecrow look like a hooker?
Kudos! You never get to see so many bad and insulting puns in such a small space.
Hahahahaahahhahaha
Holy shit, that’s totally accurate
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Well done.
Oh.
That’s good.
Damn! If I was homeland security I’d insist on a body cavity search! And I wouldn’t use my hands!
A lot of lube was needed to get her into thouse.
Yea, and then there was the matter of her putting those pants on…
HA!
Those pants are made of the foreskin of her former partners.
That’s the same material she uses to cover her microphones, isn’t it?
I bet Reggie Bush is jerking it to this picture.
That’s pretty disgusting. What a lard ass. Why do they even get noticed?
One of the best comments of the year.
Actually, in most states it’s harder to adopt a dog than buy a Barrett M82-A1.
Well that’s good. I already have the dog, now I just need the gun to shoot it with.
Holy crap she does look like Sam!
A little skinner, but the same “I just ate a piece of shit” frown on her face.
WOW !! That is one bad choice of an outfit ! The hair doesn’t help either ! YIKES !
She is really frightening ! Do you think she gets paid by the pumpkin patch
people to be there ? I’m sure she does a great job scaring people !
Is she supposed to be a Storm Trooper for Halloween?
Jennifer Love Hewitt should go shopping in Kim Kardashian’s closet more often.
Four inches so far in State College… this sucks.
Rule one of fucking a cougar. Don’t marry her…….STUPID!!!!!
she looks like a balloon animal
You can just make out the lines from her size 16 panties, towards the top edge
good god, she looks made out of silly putty
i have absolutely zero sympathy for him
boy, Nora Dunn looks like shit
i see the balloon of Jenny Love Hewitt is ready for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade this year
I am more repulsed that you can see her thong through those pants. Uggh.
Her ass is bigger than her bag.
I’m so happy I don’t know who the hell she is.
Celine Dion is ugly.
Yanno’ the Deppster actually said the line I said about the Heimlich Maneuver on Letterman when shown this picture…I feel vindicated…*cackles*
You must totally win at life.
Looks like a bass fiddle.
Yeah and like a bass fiddle there’s beauty in it and should also be thoroughly played with as well too.
id shag her
Is this rat faced heifer still claiming she’s a size 2???
There is no caption that could make the horror of that photo any worse than it already is.
Cows with buns…
and an inch of clown makeup
bad cow pun…
Dang Baron, that is a better caption !!!
Do these jeans make my ass look big?
If you threw her out of a plane, she could safely glide to the ground using her upper lip as a parachute. Back away from the calogen while you can….
Wow, they pulled that long black leather covered microphone out of the frame just in time, or she’d have taken a big bite….
Bieber looks 14, and his g/f looks 10.