The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 49

October 29th, 2011 // 128 Comments

Welcome to the 49th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you on a snowy, nor’eastah morn. I honestly can’t remember it snowing before October here in shithole Pennsylvania, so I’m going to take it as sign that Justin Bieber is ready to start the maple rapture and ascend us all into a really sweet roller skating party where I’m hearing talks of lazer tag and, aw snap, Spin the Bottle!

Someone’s gettin’ maple pregnant,

- The Superficial

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  1. TomFrank

    47, 49…whatever.

  2. Sinead OConnor Cleavage Jesus Tattoo
    Coyote
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    I still say it’s a Dude in Drag

  3. Eva Longoria Full Body Scan
    arnieblackblack
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    I would love to be Mr. Smurf hands and get to pat down her chimichanga/tostados/quessadilla/vagina

  4. Ali Lohan Lindsay Lohan
    arnieblackblack
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    Since when has LL Cool Vajayjay been hanging with Willem Dafoe? I need answers dammit!

  5. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  6. Shauna Sand Pumpkin Patch
    Cock Dr
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    And that pumpkin is probably has hidden rotten spots inside and out.

  7. Michael Lohan Mugshot
    Cock Dr
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    Way to go Goofus.

  8. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Tight Dress
    roy s
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    Everyone has unflattering pictures of them regardless. That is one seriously beautiful woman.

  9. Courtney Stodden Doug Hutchison Pumpkin Patch
    Cock Dr
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    Jesus would probably slip one in too if he had that kind of access.

  10. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    MOO

  11. Jennifer Love Hewitt Sweatpants
    Cock Dr
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    A woman should always strive for that “just rolled out of bed” look when she goes out into the world.

  12. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    Jack Ketch
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    Geez, time for some fresh fat injections … that ass isn’t looking as big as usual. Someone please tell this bitch that skinny leather pants look like hell on her. Gah.

  13. Teri Hatcher
    Jack Ketch
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    No botox there, oh no, none at all …

  14. Shauna Sand Pumpkin Patch
    Fat Mike
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    Why are they trying to make this scarecrow look like a hooker?

  15. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    dotmatrix
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    Kudos! You never get to see so many bad and insulting puns in such a small space.

  16. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    Isa
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahahahaahahhahaha

  17. Ali Lohan Lindsay Lohan
    AnnaDraconida
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    Holy shit, that’s totally accurate

  18. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Dress
    Truk
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    !

    Well done.

  19. Eva Longoria Full Body Scan
    Porkpie
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    Damn! If I was homeland security I’d insist on a body cavity search! And I wouldn’t use my hands!

  20. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
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    A lot of lube was needed to get her into thouse.

  21. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    Those pants are made of the foreskin of her former partners.

  22. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    Commented on this photo:

    I bet Reggie Bush is jerking it to this picture.

  23. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    Biff
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s pretty disgusting. What a lard ass. Why do they even get noticed?

  24. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    Snack pack
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    One of the best comments of the year.

  25. Selena Gomez Adopted Puppy Baylor
    Robert
    Commented on this photo:

    Actually, in most states it’s harder to adopt a dog than buy a Barrett M82-A1.

  26. Ali Lohan Lindsay Lohan
    Jen
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    Holy crap she does look like Sam!

  27. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    Debutante
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    WOW !! That is one bad choice of an outfit ! The hair doesn’t help either ! YIKES !

  28. Shauna Sand Pumpkin Patch
    Debutante
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    She is really frightening ! Do you think she gets paid by the pumpkin patch
    people to be there ? I’m sure she does a great job scaring people !

  29. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    DKNY
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    Is she supposed to be a Storm Trooper for Halloween?

  30. Deven

    Jennifer Love Hewitt should go shopping in Kim Kardashian’s closet more often.

    Four inches so far in State College… this sucks.

  31. Ashton Kutcher Sad
    guy rossi
    Commented on this photo:

    Rule one of fucking a cougar. Don’t marry her…….STUPID!!!!!

  32. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
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    she looks like a balloon animal

  33. Sarah Jessica Parker
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    good god, she looks made out of silly putty

  34. Ashton Kutcher Sad
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    i have absolutely zero sympathy for him

  35. Sinead OConnor Cleavage Jesus Tattoo
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    boy, Nora Dunn looks like shit

  36. Jennifer Love Hewitt Sweatpants
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    i see the balloon of Jenny Love Hewitt is ready for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade this year

  37. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    Venom
    Commented on this photo:

    I am more repulsed that you can see her thong through those pants. Uggh.

  38. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    BigDaddy
    Commented on this photo:

    Her ass is bigger than her bag.

  39. Shauna Sand Pumpkin Patch
    Tracey
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m so happy I don’t know who the hell she is.

  40. Teri Hatcher
    Nug
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    Celine Dion is ugly.

  41. Johnny Depp Security Guard Grab
    vlad
    Commented on this photo:

    Yanno’ the Deppster actually said the line I said about the Heimlich Maneuver on Letterman when shown this picture…I feel vindicated…*cackles*

  42. Jennifer Love Hewitt Cleavage Tight Dress
    tlmck
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    Looks like a bass fiddle.

  43. Tootles

    Is this rat faced heifer still claiming she’s a size 2???

  44. Sarah Jessica Parker
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    There is no caption that could make the horror of that photo any worse than it already is.

  45. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    M
    Commented on this photo:

    Cows with buns…

  46. Sinead OConnor Cleavage Jesus Tattoo
    Jon and Kate plus Hate
    Commented on this photo:

    Dang Baron, that is a better caption !!!

  47. Kim Kardashian Butt Leather Pants
    VtFarmboy
    Commented on this photo:

    Do these jeans make my ass look big?

  48. Shauna Sand Pumpkin Patch
    Mike
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    If you threw her out of a plane, she could safely glide to the ground using her upper lip as a parachute. Back away from the calogen while you can….

  49. Kim Kardashian Cleavage See Through Dress
    Mike
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    Wow, they pulled that long black leather covered microphone out of the frame just in time, or she’d have taken a big bite….

  50. Selena Gomez Adopted Puppy Baylor
    Dr Ha-Ha
    Commented on this photo:

    Bieber looks 14, and his g/f looks 10.

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