After a two week hiatus thanks to clusterfuckery and tropical vacations – *shakes fist at Photo Boy’s gimp box* – welcome to the 48th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. The gallery’s a little slim this week, but I blame the hiatus because why spin gold if daddy ain’t gonna weave it? Amirite? On that note, I hope you enjoy jokes at Taylor Armstrong‘s expense and comments about Lindsay Lohan that are solely hilarious because they’re true.
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hideous.
^ jealous
Jealous of what? Fat sweaty ass?
^ lolololol!!!!
yes, i am jealous of that bulbous implant the size of texas that is known as her ass…im also jealous of her multiple facial surgeries, botoxed face and whore make up that makes her looks like a brooklyn tranny wax figure!
Does everyone realize that the above picture is NOT Kim Kardashian? It is Brazilian model Suelyn Medeiros. If you don’t believe me click the link to the original post.
Amen, lily!
This chick: ew and a half.
Who does she model for? Depends?
looks like a tranny
so average.
Haa… good call.
+1
Frightening accuracy, stinky.
McFeely ftw.
Remember when that scene from ‘The Gift’ was the hottest thing on the internet? Yeah … good times …
awesome
Ouch!
Ever notice the Maple Christ is only linked to women with Stewie Griffin faces? Maybe when the new bible edition “Hey Hoser, Worship This” comes out we’ll finally understand the reason.
Not sure how you see Stewie in her and Selena.
Their faces are short and wide. At least in the above pic the hair hides her football shaped noggin. What can I say? I like ‘em that way. Ask not why for I am the Maple Christ™.
I wrote that? Jesus, my memory’s getting worse and worse…
Ah ha! It wasn’t me. Credit where credit is due… cc, take a bow.
Fixed. Thanks, Iveski.
Pretty good group this week.
Why the fcuk does she let her child wear heals all the time??
I blame dyslexia.
Because that’s her little dress up living doll, that’s why.
She wants to fuck up her kids feet.
No clue what thate lame comment that won was about.
I’m guessing pancake tits?
Get out more bud.
No Buddy, we get it. But it’s still lame.
I’m not your buddy, guy…
I’m not your guy, buddy…
It does look like the lead vest we have to wear there.
…yeah, because a POOR psycho lady living in Beverly Hills is so REAL…
awesome
haha, brilliant.
so true. The porno chick looks 1000x less skanky and disease ridden.
okay, that lolol was meant for herpaderp not for the elf. And btw, her ass is big not fat.
It’s fat… and big…. Learn to observe better.
i didn’t know one could have microcephaly of the tits. disturbing.
hahah – only someone with microcephaly would say something so self-incriminating
so sorry, pinhead
Microcephaly is a neurodevelopmental disorder in which the circumference of the head is more than two standard deviations smaller than average for the person’s age and sex.
i thought it was a guy with big nip,s
How many hands does she have??
Six. Pink was the runner-up for that commercial for the Verizon HTC Rhyme.
not ageing well …
time has not been kind to her…
im sure she has fit a lot larger objects in that disease ridden mouth
Perfect.
It looks like she’s holding in her sides to make a waist
How about ” I’ll just skip the middleman, and head straight to the morgue”
sad pancake boobies : (
All along we have blamed Tom Cruise’s love of the cock for his gayness but those “fun bags” would turn any man gay.
god damn, I’d hump that for a month and probably couldn’t get anywhere near her b-hole. perfection.
really hope she kills herself soon.
omg.. a real butt.
hahahaha
what’s in those tits of katie?
…………….VINEGAR?
I guess Tom likes rocks in socks
She goes out of her way to look frumpy
She is trying out for the Walking Dead show????
Brilliant!
This one is my favorite
Excellent.
This is genuinely awesome.
Hey fish, the person over at currentnewsbuzzdotcom is stealing your posts i spotted this post duplicated at the bottom of their page today.
You forgot “and makes 10 times what Lindsay makes per blow job.”
hahah!
Tom was chugging on cock and balls long before her boobies went south.
You are probably right Mr. Gentry, but do we really know what Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman’s tits look like? Maybe they used to be round and his vast sucking appetite deflated them.
woodhorse is still acts out scenes from “Top Gun” in his bedroom…
I don’t understand that thing around her waist. What possible purpose could it serve?
it’s to hide the auschwitz-style sunken torso
Am I the only one that noticed the Katie-nipple on the left (as you face her) tit? Or is that a shadow?
“Oh look Fred, she’s gotten her boobies.”
“I better get my magnifying glass.”
Sixteen Candles. A classic.
But what the fuck ever happened to Jake Ryan?
He builds furniture. Really. Furniture. And he stood on box in the movie to appear 6′ tall.
Did you know that Suri means ” (he/she) died” in the Estonian language?
umm, not funny
Nice :)