The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 48

October 22nd, 2011 // 101 Comments

After a two week hiatus thanks to clusterfuckery and tropical vacations – *shakes fist at Photo Boy’s gimp box* – welcome to the 48th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. The gallery’s a little slim this week, but I blame the hiatus because why spin gold if daddy ain’t gonna weave it? Amirite? On that note, I hope you enjoy jokes at Taylor Armstrong‘s expense and comments about Lindsay Lohan that are solely hilarious because they’re true.

Your life has meaning again,

- The Superficial

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  1. Suelyn Medeiros Butt Yoga Pants
    lily
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    hideous.

  2. Taylor Armstrong
    lily
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    looks like a tranny

  3. Macarena Lemos Model Justin Bieber
    lily
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    so average.

  4. Katherine Heigl
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    Haa… good call.

  5. Lindsay Lohan
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    +1

  6. Pink
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    Frightening accuracy, stinky.

  7. Lindsay Lohan Porn Double Scarlett Fay
    Commented on this photo:

    McFeely ftw.

  8. Katie Holmes Cleavage Suri Cruise
    Fondue
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    Remember when that scene from ‘The Gift’ was the hottest thing on the internet? Yeah … good times …

  9. Katherine Heigl
    Neen
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    awesome

  10. Real Housewifes Taylor Armstrong
    DKNY
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    Ouch!

  11. Macarena Lemos Model Justin Bieber
    Lemmiwinks
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    Ever notice the Maple Christ is only linked to women with Stewie Griffin faces? Maybe when the new bible edition “Hey Hoser, Worship This” comes out we’ll finally understand the reason.

    • Frunken

      Not sure how you see Stewie in her and Selena.

      • Maple Christ™

        Their faces are short and wide. At least in the above pic the hair hides her football shaped noggin. What can I say? I like ‘em that way. Ask not why for I am the Maple Christ™.

  12. Lindsay Lohan
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    I wrote that? Jesus, my memory’s getting worse and worse…

  13. Lemmiwinks

    Pretty good group this week.

  14. Susannie

    Why the fcuk does she let her child wear heals all the time??

  15. Katie Holmes Cleavage Suri Cruise
    SIN
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    No clue what thate lame comment that won was about.

  16. Katherine Heigl
    SIN
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    It does look like the lead vest we have to wear there.

  17. Real Housewifes Taylor Armstrong
    Buddy the Elf
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    …yeah, because a POOR psycho lady living in Beverly Hills is so REAL…

  18. Steven Seagal Deputy Sheriff Riffle
    Buddy the Elf
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    awesome

  19. Pink
    Buddy the Elf
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    haha, brilliant.

  20. Lindsay Lohan Porn Double Scarlett Fay
    Buddy the Elf
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    so true. The porno chick looks 1000x less skanky and disease ridden.

  21. Suelyn Medeiros Butt Yoga Pants
    Simone
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    okay, that lolol was meant for herpaderp not for the elf. And btw, her ass is big not fat.

  22. rajah

    i didn’t know one could have microcephaly of the tits. disturbing.

  23. Pink
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    How many hands does she have??

  24. Pink
    RG
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    not ageing well …

  25. Pink
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    time has not been kind to her…

  26. JWoww Cleavage Spandex Svedka
    lily
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    im sure she has fit a lot larger objects in that disease ridden mouth

  27. Henry Winkler
    Trixie
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    Perfect.

  28. Macarena Lemos Model Justin Bieber
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    It looks like she’s holding in her sides to make a waist

  29. Lindsay Lohan
    That guy
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    How about ” I’ll just skip the middleman, and head straight to the morgue”

  30. Katie Holmes Cleavage Suri Cruise
    Hugh Gentry
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    sad pancake boobies : (

    • woodhorse

      All along we have blamed Tom Cruise’s love of the cock for his gayness but those “fun bags” would turn any man gay.

  31. Suelyn Medeiros Butt Yoga Pants
    Hugh Gentry
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    god damn, I’d hump that for a month and probably couldn’t get anywhere near her b-hole. perfection.

  32. Taylor Armstrong
    Hugh Gentry
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    really hope she kills herself soon.

  33. Suelyn Medeiros Butt Yoga Pants
    Misana
    Commented on this photo:

    omg.. a real butt.

  34. Robert Downey Jr Mel Gibson
    Deacon Jones
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    hahahaha

  35. forrest gump

    what’s in those tits of katie?
    …………….VINEGAR?

  36. Allison

    I guess Tom likes rocks in socks

  37. Katherine Heigl
    dnkypunch
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    She goes out of her way to look frumpy

  38. Lindsay Lohan
    dnkypunch
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    She is trying out for the Walking Dead show????

  39. Lindsay Lohan Porn Double Scarlett Fay
    Sugaa
    Commented on this photo:

    Brilliant!

  40. Macarena Lemos Model Justin Bieber
    Sugaa
    Commented on this photo:

    This one is my favorite

  41. Zachary Quinto Spock Gay
    Your Gynecologist
    Commented on this photo:

    Excellent.

  42. Henry Winkler
    lili
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    This is genuinely awesome.

  43. Snaggletooth

    Hey fish, the person over at currentnewsbuzzdotcom is stealing your posts i spotted this post duplicated at the bottom of their page today.

  44. Lindsay Lohan Porn Double Scarlett Fay
    Mr. Bownes
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    You forgot “and makes 10 times what Lindsay makes per blow job.”

  45. Katie Holmes Cleavage Suri Cruise
    Hugh Gentry
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    Tom was chugging on cock and balls long before her boobies went south.

    • woodhorse

      You are probably right Mr. Gentry, but do we really know what Mimi Rogers and Nicole Kidman’s tits look like? Maybe they used to be round and his vast sucking appetite deflated them.

  46. Macarena Lemos Model Justin Bieber
    CranAppleSnapple
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    I don’t understand that thing around her waist. What possible purpose could it serve?

  47. Ace Rockola

    Am I the only one that noticed the Katie-nipple on the left (as you face her) tit? Or is that a shadow?

    “Oh look Fred, she’s gotten her boobies.”
    “I better get my magnifying glass.”
    Sixteen Candles. A classic.
    But what the fuck ever happened to Jake Ryan?

  48. finnish

    Did you know that Suri means ” (he/she) died” in the Estonian language?

  49. Zac Efron
    Nup
    Commented on this photo:

    umm, not funny

  50. Henry Winkler
    Nup
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice :)

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