The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 46

September 24th, 2011 // 64 Comments

Welcome to the 46th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet. The pickin’s are a tad slim which isn’t surprising considering the only things even remotely exciting this week were the Emmys (Which this delightful bastard above owned.), and Lindsay Lohan confirming exactly everything you’ve always suspected of her.

Oh, and Chaz Bono took his shirt off. There were no survivors.

See you Monday,

- The Superficial

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  1. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Jersey Shore
    Blake
    Commented on this photo:

    Saved the best for last.

  2. Mel Gibson Jodie Foster
    Cock Dr
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    Should we tell Mel that Jodi’s a lesbian? Or would that cause too much upset?

  3. Arnold Schwarzenegger Memoir
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Good one.

  4. Sarah Jessica Parker Denim
    Mr. Ed
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    A horse is a horse of course, of course.

  5. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Jersey Shore
    Cock Dr
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    The Palin clan will probably hide Trip once he outgrows the “lovable cross-eyed goofball” stage of his childhood development.

  6. Cock Dr

    This is such a beautiful image.

  7. Peter Dinklage Emmy
    Mr. Poop
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    A fucking hovering dwarf

  8. JabbaWho?

    Just 15 this week Fish?
    There were atleast 15 good ones under the “2 and a Half Women and a Baby” post.
    I believe you refer to her as your ideal woman, or maybe a Wookie, I get confused.

  9. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    Amber
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    LMFAO! That looks like exactly what she’s thinking!

  10. George Clooney
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    hahaha this is the perfect caption for his face

  11. George Clooney
    Coyote
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    OK this one Made ME Laugh

  12. Peter Dinklage Emmy
    BEE
    Commented on this photo:

    Holy Crap!!! They’re finally making a live action WildC.A.T.S. movie!!!

  13. Arnold Schwarzenegger Memoir
    The Old Man
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    Back in the day, we’d say that a watch that big is compensating for something else.

  14. Lady Gaga Champagne Pour
    zomgbie
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    giants suck.

  15. Sarah Jessica Parker Denim
    SSHGuru
    Commented on this photo:

    This one I laughed at!

  16. Peter Dinklage Emmy
    Buddy the Elf
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    haha.

  17. Mel Gibson Jodie Foster
    Haddo01
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    ahaha

  18. celebrityviplounge.com

    This guy is almost (notice I said ALMOST) better than the whole family of Roloffs.

  19. Lady Gaga Champagne Pour
    Commented on this photo:

    We need a reason?

  20. Tyra Banks Cleavage
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d like to thank my dear departed parents for creating my somewhat twisted sense of humor, for this award.

  21. Peter Dinklage Emmy
    bo
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    omg midget jokes are SOOO hilarious!!!!!!!!! congrats guys.

  22. Barack Obama Scarlet Johanssoning
    bo
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    ha! this is amazing…doesn’t really need a comment.

  23. Peter Dinklage Emmy
    Nug
    Commented on this photo:

    This picture is to scale.

  24. Peter Dinklage Emmy
    Nug
    Commented on this photo:

    How pissed is Verne Troyer about now?

  25. Gwyneth Paltrow
    lori
    Commented on this photo:

    When is she going to figure out that hairstyle is so over with and get a new look???

  26. Mel Gibson Jodie Foster
    Mr. Ed
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    Mel: You know who hates lesbians the most? Jews!

  27. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Jersey Shore
    Mr. Ed
    Commented on this photo:

    Herrrrrrp a derrrrrrp!

  28. Verne Troyer Mini Me
    jjhkjhjkh
    Commented on this photo:

    is he sitting in a high chair?

  29. Tyra Banks Cleavage
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    Is it bad I noticed her boobs first, then read the caption and smiled.

    • Fret not. It’s a natural, healthy, and logical first reaction to notice her boobs before all else. In fact, when you get right down to it, they’re all that’s worth noticing.

  30. Elizabeth Berkley
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    lol

  31. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Jersey Shore
    Snack pack
    Commented on this photo:

    Agree with all above. This one was solid gold. Yay cheese mitts!

  32. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    Made my day!

  33. Sarah Jessica Parker Denim
    Blech
    Commented on this photo:

    =O

  34. ....just nick....

    Hows care like this man.

  35. Sarah Jessica Parker Denim
    MaoTenDoo
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL. Comment of the Year!

  36. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    eatme
    Commented on this photo:

    from has-been playboy bunnies to has-been ex-presidents, they all use ghost writers, so no-one named Kendra Wilkinson wrote much of anything other than notes on cocktail napkins

  37. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    lol
    Commented on this photo:

    i don’t get this picture…like why it exists

  38. Sarah Jessica Parker Denim
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    i love her style, she is not attractive facially, but her skinny ass looks great in clothes.

  39. Barack Obama Scarlet Johanssoning
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    BEST THING EVER!!!

  40. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    lily
    Commented on this photo:

    god she is annoying and was never playboy material. her face is average and her body looks like an athletic 14 year old boys with giant fake balloons attached to the chest. who would ever pay for/read an entire book about this no talent.

  41. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    telesputnik
    Commented on this photo:

    ooh. jamie lee is a hipster.

  42. Gwyneth Paltrow
    Aud
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    LOL!!

  43. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Jersey Shore
    m
    Commented on this photo:

    the only one that actually made me laugh out loud

  44. Kendra Wilkinson Cleavage Book Signing
    V
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    I can’t stand her laughter and smile. it’s like she can only open her mouth and go HAHAHAHA but no actual smile happens. she annoys me.

  45. Peter Dinklage Emmy
    Ruth
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    He’s really hot. Love those eyes. Yum.

  46. forrest gump

    his sexual hunger is even beyond women, folks!!

  47. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    cutthecrap
    Commented on this photo:

    “no, seriously, I just dropped a duece. That Acitivia is the shit!”

  48. Ronnie Ortiz-Magro Jersey Shore
    cutthecrap
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks Cheese Mitts for making me laugh over and over again!

  49. Jamie Lee Curtis Corded Cell Phone
    azgirlgoneast
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    most pretentious, yuppie, hypochondriacal device–after i saw this headset on gwyneth paltrow’s “can’t live without” list i immediately hated it. are people really becoming this pansy???

    • azgirlgoneast

      handset rather*, i was typing so fast i blundered!

    • fanny n freddie

      Damn…so that is a ‘real’ picture? I thought it was a still from a scene from sesame street or something…
      So yeah, if that is a real headset – well let’s just go ahead an make a pact that whenever we see this symbol of follywood’s hubris we will promptly snatch the headset and commence pistol-whipping the shit out of the RB

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