The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 45

September 17th, 2011 // 82 Comments

Welcome to the 45th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet brought to you by the good folks over at FTD’s hydrangea department who remind us that the only way to defeat the harpy queen is to seek the Rainbow Sword nestled in the heart of Mount Dread. Only it’s mythical blade can pierce her skin restoring peace and harmony to small African children everywhere. Or just in Africa.

We ride!

- The Superficial

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  1. Sarah Palin
    gyromancer
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    Save the best for last!

  2. Chloe Moretz
    hmna
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    Good call.

  3. Sarah Palin
    Nekkid Dawg
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    Aaaan Throjo for the win!

  4. Elizabeth Moss Cleavage
    bing
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d still prefer to hit her than JJ.

  5. Demi Moore Naked Twitter Pic
    bing
    Commented on this photo:

    Scarjo did it better.

  6. I am first, oh and I can’t stand this bizatch.

  7. Ben Stiller Bradley Cooper Hand Vaginas US Open
    kimmykimkim
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    BAHAHAHAHA!

  8. Kat Von D Balding
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    She’s like walking karma.

    • shankyouverymuch

      I agree 100%, sad really, all of these complete tattooed jobs littered in graffiti have locked themselves in a iron box for life – no escape ever~

  9. Elizabeth Moss Cleavage
    bofa
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    hahahahaha, I knew she reminded me of someone.

    • Fester

      She also bears a facial resemblance to Kelsey Grammer, Sadly, the only known cure for that is a belt sander. She has played her bad hand well, though.

  10. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Green Wig Pretzel Necklace
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    Bitch thinks she’s Japanese.

    Originality fail.

  11. Jessica Simpson Pregnant
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    Meh. After meeting someone with severe anorexia who made me cry and then died from it not long after, I probably wouldn’t give a flying fuck if I was ‘celebrity fat’ anymore either.

  12. Owen Wilson
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    Black Background Man™ disapproves.

  13. chev70

    There’s nothing like natural beauty,
    and this is nothing like natural beauty.

  14. Madonna
    LJ
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    One of the best “bad taste” comments I’ve ever read. (I’m sure there are worse.)

  15. Ben Stiller Bradley Cooper Hand Vaginas US Open
    Fester
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    Funny cuz it’s true.

  16. Sarah Palin
    Blake
    Commented on this photo:

    Goallllllll

  17. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Alligator Shoes
    Fester
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    “It must be YOUR lucky day, my sisters and I absolutely LOVE the dark side of the force.”

  18. Sarah Palin
    kaylia
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    best! :D

  19. lily

    she actually looks good in this picture! but yea, her bod is way overworked and scary most of the time…

  20. Lou Ferrigno
    whiskeyafternoon
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    He looks amazing for 60 or whatever he is.

  21. Chloe Moretz
    radlad
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    Genius.

  22. Madonna
    juaquin ingles
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    Omg. Fucking spot-on.

  23. Madonna
    getalife
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    For 53 years old, she looks pretty amazing.

    • Haddo01

      Ya, those thousands of dollars spent on plastic surgery and facial injections are really paying off. She’s aging SO gracefully…

  24. Chloe Moretz
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    I can’t unsee it

  25. Pierce Brosnan
    Ruth
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    He needs to take that shirt right off.

  26. Sarah Palin
    dekansnowman
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    Is it trendy now or something to have a drug past?

  27. Nicki Minaj Cleavage Green Wig Pretzel Necklace
    Aud
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    I bet the people behind her were pissed.

  28. Kim Kardashian Slave Leia Bikini Kanye West Alligator Shoes
    UncleDenial
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    I guess it is true that there’s always a drawing of a black person, blah,blah,blah.

  29. P&L

    Just look after : —— “les freres bogdanoff”

  30. LeAnn Rimes Skinny
    Emanuelle
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    It is sad,is this what fame and money combined with low self esteem does to you? Where are the female curves? Some people are born this way, and have the genes to be slim and non curvey.

    It looks to me that this woman is trying so hard to be very skinny,it look s unhealthy and non-aesthetic.

  31. Madonna
    He has a brother?
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    She looks damn good here. Granted, you could probably use her hairy muff to buff out impurities in a granite statue.

  32. Kat Von D Balding
    He has a brother?
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    Someone asked me why I DIDN’T have a tattoo. I said, that’s exactly why. If you have to ask why I don’t instead of why I do, the tables have turned.

  33. Darnell "the Truth " Jackson

    She a Satan worshiper ! She trades babies souls for eternal life !

  34. Kirstie Alley Blue Dress Violet Beauregarde
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    Grody :P

    (100pts)

  35. Danny Glover Afro-Caribbean Arts Awards
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    Fantastic.

    Aud ftw :)

  36. Ben Stiller Bradley Cooper Hand Vaginas US Open
    better than ezra
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    The guys at bottom left looks like a cross between Tom Cruise and Christian Bale from American Psycho.

  37. Kip Winger

    Her toilet paper consists of dove eyelashes and the wings of endangered butterfly wings . She has made a pct with the devil in return for slowing down the effects of time. She must adopt babies and give their souls to the Devil

  38. Madonna
    SteveG
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    Rhymes with “Cunt”.

  39. Bad Brother

    She looks like the librarian at the high school , and that ain’t cool !

  40. Shaquile Jefferson

    Princess of Cold !

  41. seagalisgod

    If my wife/girlfriend can look like that when she’s 53, I’ll take it.

  42. Sarah Palin
    Abby Normal
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    So that’s what an inflatable Sarah Palin looks like. Hopefully it comes with a first rate patch-kit since Republican men all suffer from PPS (pin prick syndrome).

  43. Fergie Minidress
    hbw
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    Nicely done

  44. herbiefrog

    was just saying hello
    believe or not ?
    your task

  45. herbiefrog

    ./..are we still fighting this ?

    oh someone get him some marmite

    ketchup : )

  46. Simple Sister

    MMMMM, Veiny arms!

  47. Elizabeth Berkely Teeth
    sexyman48
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    Someone explain this one.

  48. Sarah Palin
    cutthecrap
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    “oh hell no, she didn’t just take my man”

  49. brooklyn

    I think she looks so fake .. come on .. lets just call her the new face to botox ..
    She is doing anything right now to get attention .. so sad !!

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