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You Won't Believe What Jennifer Lopez Is Up To Now – Lainey Gossip |
 Christina Ricci Seems Like Fun – The Chive | |
| Pig Man Photobombs Paris Hilton – BuzzFeed | |
| Star Releases Brand New Bikini Photos – TooFab | |
| Find Out Who Kim Kardashian Is Morphing Into – Fox News | |
| Is Jessica Simpson Getting Married On This Day? – Huffington Post |
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Britney Spears Walked Off X Factor Already |
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Kanye West Debuted A Movie At Cannes. In Theory. |
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Kelly Clarkson Lost Weight For Her Boyfriend |
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Excuse Me, Nicole Kidman, Could You Point Me In The Direction Of That Movie Where You Pee All Over Zac Efron? |
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Bill Clinton Posed With Porn Stars At His Own Charity Gala He Invited Gwyneth Paltrow To. PIMP. |
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Audrina Patridge Wore A Bikini Again And Other News |
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And Now For The Part of Cannes Where Michelle Rodriguez Wears A Bikini And Jumps Off Things |
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Kelly Brook Wore A Bikini, Too |
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Daisy Fuentes In A Bikini Is 3 Years Older Than Gabrielle Anwar, Looks Way Better |
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Dear Gabrielle Anwar In A Bikini, WHAT HAPPENED? |
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Good call.
Aaaan Throjo for the win!
I’d still prefer to hit her than JJ.
Scarjo did it better.
I am first, oh and I can’t stand this bizatch.
BAHAHAHAHA!
She’s like walking karma.
I agree 100%, sad really, all of these complete tattooed jobs littered in graffiti have locked themselves in a iron box for life – no escape ever~
hahahahaha, I knew she reminded me of someone.
She also bears a facial resemblance to Kelsey Grammer, Sadly, the only known cure for that is a belt sander. She has played her bad hand well, though.
Bitch thinks she’s Japanese.
Originality fail.
Meh. After meeting someone with severe anorexia who made me cry and then died from it not long after, I probably wouldn’t give a flying fuck if I was ‘celebrity fat’ anymore either.
Wow. Hope you don’t write greeting cards… or answer suicide hotlines.
Damn – they died from making you cry? That’s some wicked remorse right there..
Black Background Man™ disapproves.
lol
There’s nothing like natural beauty,
and this is nothing like natural beauty.
One of the best “bad taste” comments I’ve ever read. (I’m sure there are worse.)
Funny cuz it’s true.
Goallllllll
“It must be YOUR lucky day, my sisters and I absolutely LOVE the dark side of the force.”
best! :D
she actually looks good in this picture! but yea, her bod is way overworked and scary most of the time…
He looks amazing for 60 or whatever he is.
85, I checked IMDB.
Genius.
Omg. Fucking spot-on.
For 53 years old, she looks pretty amazing.
Ya, those thousands of dollars spent on plastic surgery and facial injections are really paying off. She’s aging SO gracefully…
I can’t unsee it
He needs to take that shirt right off.
Is it trendy now or something to have a drug past?
I bet the people behind her were pissed.
Crossed my mind
I guess it is true that there’s always a drawing of a black person, blah,blah,blah.
“BRRAIIIINSSS!”
She’s got inspired by the bogdanoff brothers or what ??
http://www.closermag.fr/content/46200/incroyable-les-freres-bogdanoff-ont-dit-non%E2%80%A6-star-wars
Just look after : —— “les freres bogdanoff”
It is sad,is this what fame and money combined with low self esteem does to you? Where are the female curves? Some people are born this way, and have the genes to be slim and non curvey.
It looks to me that this woman is trying so hard to be very skinny,it look s unhealthy and non-aesthetic.
agreed
She looks damn good here. Granted, you could probably use her hairy muff to buff out impurities in a granite statue.
+10000
Someone asked me why I DIDN’T have a tattoo. I said, that’s exactly why. If you have to ask why I don’t instead of why I do, the tables have turned.
She a Satan worshiper ! She trades babies souls for eternal life !
Grody :P
(100pts)
Fantastic.
Aud ftw :)
The guys at bottom left looks like a cross between Tom Cruise and Christian Bale from American Psycho.
Her toilet paper consists of dove eyelashes and the wings of endangered butterfly wings . She has made a pct with the devil in return for slowing down the effects of time. She must adopt babies and give their souls to the Devil
Rhymes with “Cunt”.
“soulless whore?”
She looks like the librarian at the high school , and that ain’t cool !
Princess of Cold !
If my wife/girlfriend can look like that when she’s 53, I’ll take it.
So that’s what an inflatable Sarah Palin looks like. Hopefully it comes with a first rate patch-kit since Republican men all suffer from PPS (pin prick syndrome).
Nicely done
was just saying hello
believe or not ?
your task
./..are we still fighting this ?
oh someone get him some marmite
ketchup : )
MMMMM, Veiny arms!
Someone explain this one.
“oh hell no, she didn’t just take my man”
I think she looks so fake .. come on .. lets just call her the new face to botox ..
She is doing anything right now to get attention .. so sad !!