The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 43

September 3rd, 2011 // 194 Comments

Welcome to the 43rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring more LeAnn Rimes jokes than you can shake a LeAnn Rimes at because she’s a stick with tits. On that note, Photo Boy and I will adjourn for the Labor Day weekend to honor our grueling, backbreaking, pantsless work in the celebrity boob mines you people call the Internet. We’ll also toast Petey our black lung canary who we forgot to feed on account of looking at said boobs. He died bravely.

See you Tuesday,

- The Superficial

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  1. Justin Bieber VMA Snake Johnson
    Chemist
    Commented on this photo:

    When did the Biebs start turning into Billie Jean King?

  2. Lindsay Lohan Minidress Cleavage
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The dress or the bag by itself would be fine, but that’s an awful combination.

  3. Vanilla Ice
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Didn’t he bang Madonna? Doesn’t that count?

  4. Chaz Bono Wife Beater
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    There are worse things than being a plain fat lesbian.
    This is one of them.

  5. David Beckham Fat Guy Speedo
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    Should be Dominique, but OK.

  6. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    Bonky
    Commented on this photo:

    May this not be the first side boob you ever see.

  7. Justin Bieber VMA Snake Johnson
    Fester
    Commented on this photo:

    I thought Bieber was supposed to be the Maple Jesus, not the Maple Moses. How are people supposed to keep their superstition scorecards straight?

  8. Hayden Panettiere
    Fester
    Commented on this photo:

    Hayden: ” I love the smell of giant dick in the morning, it smells like… VICTORY!”

  9. Snooki Cleavage Minidress
    Fester
    Commented on this photo:

    “Snooki wants smush-smush!”

  10. Lindsay Lohan Minidress
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Streetwalkers depress me.

  11. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    Fester
    Commented on this photo:

    Excellent! Nice job, catapostrophe.

  12. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahahahaha

  13. David Beckham Fat Guy Speedo
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    They should swap swimming attire.

  14. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    LeAnne would never beat Secretariat.
    She would would either collapse after the first quarter mile or veer off the track to the nearest bar.

  15. Lindsay Lohan Minidress
    Fester
    Commented on this photo:

    See the moisture around the hydrant? Apparently Linds just tried if for size. Sigh, the search for the perfect fit continues. Sadly, grain silos are few and far between in L.A.

  16. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    Fester
    Commented on this photo:

    And here’s Silvio Berlusconi saying it all with his eyes…

  17. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    swearin
    Commented on this photo:

    Where would Sarah Jessica Parker place?

  18. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    Help
    Commented on this photo:

    She has a face that could crack a sink.

  19. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    Zombie Kitty
    Commented on this photo:

    Madonna’s new piss elixir: “Get that Skeletor look for summer!”

  20. Ice T Coco
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice.

  21. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    Ghost
    Commented on this photo:

    Best comment ever.

  22. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    Commented on this photo:

    She could fit a whole pie into that pie hole.

  23. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    StayPuft Overlord
    Commented on this photo:

    I won’t be happy until i can touch my spine when I grip my side…….almost there woot!

  24. Chaz Bono Wife Beater
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    she just wanted to be a giant, fat, hairy guy, instead of being a fat lesbo.

  25. Well that was disturbing! o.o The page loaded and I saw side boob, thought awesome! Then as I scrolled down it turned into Skeletor’s body, all ribs and bones!

  26. Imogen Thomas Topless Bikini Big Boobs
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    Damn. Missed that post.

  27. rican

    Disagree, that babe is hot from every angle (except face)

    • Alberto

      She has a beautiful face and body. I do not think you have ever had any girlfriends as beautiful as she is.

    • rican

      Alberto, your mistake was thinking that horse face is the most beautiful woman you could never have and therefore neither can I. BTW, your posts make you sound like a pompous idiot, which most likely you are.

      • Alberto

        You are pompous by calling Lee Ann an ugly woman. I have problems with you because I do not tolerate pompous or stupid.

  28. She’s getting fat again.

  29. Beatnik

    I just now noticed the two straight scars on Leann’s inner thighs. So I guess she’s also a cutter. Yeah, this girl is completely put-together and awesome. What were we all thinking?

    • Mandy

      Those are stretch marks.

      • snarl

        those aren’t stretch marks. they are definitely cutter scars.

      • Alberto

        Those are stretch marks that happen to almost all women as their body grows and the skin stretches, as a doctor I have seen them on all kind of women.

    • scars vs stretch marks

      Those are scars on the thigh. They are in the wrong direction if they were stretch marks. Plus, they are thick and just in that one spot and they are pretty symmetrical. I agree… she’s a cutter.

      • CranAppleSnapple

        Wow, LeAnn’s clever disguise Alberto is both a dude AND a doctor. Cred.

      • Alberto

        You seem to be correct about the 2 parallel lines on her inner thigh looking like scars instead of stretch marks. I missed those before. Anyway this is really hate mongers ranting. I hope at some point you do something useful with your lives because unfortunately you live in the same planet I live.

      • jumpin_j

        Hey hey, easy you two. Those are stretch marks AND cutter scars!

    • aubergine

      Alberto, you’re a doctor and you think she has a beautiful body? That’s terrifying, since she’s so obviously underweight and undernourished. Either you’re a liar [yes] or you got your MD after sending in cereal box tops. Which is it?

      • Alberto

        Underweight is a BMI below 18, which she obviously she cannot have while you are also calling her fat.

  30. Glad I made Most important people this week. Although my comment was originally on THIS pic….

  31. Ice T Coco
    Scott
    Commented on this photo:

    one of the best ever!

  32. stephy

    wowwww stretch marxxxxxxx

  33. auntie ettem

    I actually said “EWW” out loud when I saw her body. She’s skinny-fat. Terrible combination of starving and not properly working out, plus her stomach is all distended. She’s gonna look like an Ethiopian soon.

  34. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    jenn
    Commented on this photo:

    she has two thick scars on her inner thigh.

    • kate

      She has some around her hip as well. I think they’re well healed stretch marks.

    • Jack Ketch

      And lots of stretch marks from weight loss … gah …

      • lili

        You don’t get stretch marks from weight loss. You get it from weight gain, usually at puberty or during pregnancy. At least she didn’t fake tan them away.

        The inner-thigh marks might not be stretch marks but they might not be cutting either. She might have gotten them falling off a bike. Jesus, people. Girl loses the baby fat and suddenly you are all, “SKELETOR!”

      • xo

        you get them from both rapid weight loss and gain. granted she doesn’t looked that fucked up here because she kind of has an ass and all, but what ever is going on there is not healthy and it damn well doesn’t look good. so yeah, skeletor all up in this bitch.

      • jenn

        you don’t loose baby fat in your 30s, you loose plain old fat and she lost all of hers. she’s skin and bones; pretty much the definition of SKELETOR!!!

    • carrie

      those are stretch marks on her hip, but the inner thigh are cutting scars FOR SURE. there is no question. it turns out that self-mutilation by starvation and razor blade go hand in hand.

  35. Fabio
    bob
    Commented on this photo:

    that’s fucking funny

  36. Ice T Coco
    edamame
    Commented on this photo:

    Two black men sying it with their eyes.

  37. Justin Bieber VMA Snake Johnson
    edamame
    Commented on this photo:

    That snake does come in a size other than “pre-pubescent”, Biebs. You should’ve look into it…this one does nothing for your machismo.

  38. Janaury Jones Cleavage Pregnant
    edamame
    Commented on this photo:

    No, no, no! VERTICAL stripes are slimming. This dress looks like an optical illusion, and if I saw it coming at me, I’d probably hurl from the eye strain.

  39. Hayden Panettiere
    edamame
    Commented on this photo:

    Which magic beanstalk did she climb to get boobs?

  40. Snooki Cleavage Minidress
    edamame
    Commented on this photo:

    Cheetahs around the world want to sue her for misrepresenting their brand.

  41. Lindsay Lohan Minidress Cleavage
    edamame
    Commented on this photo:

    Well, she just ruined the color white for all virgins.

  42. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    Bear Grylls’ refreshment of choice.

  43. Alexander Skarsgard What Maisie Knew
    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    Ahahhaha nasty

  44. Brooke

    I hope you didn’t actually neglect to feed your bird…

  45. Hayden Panettiere
    brian
    Commented on this photo:

    Those boobs don’t look big

    here’s some big boobs

    http://norulesnoshame.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/chelseacharms.jpg

  46. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    Commented on this photo:

    You are all full of shit. She is perfectly healthy.

  47. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks great. Why is everyone picking on her?

  48. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    Commented on this photo:

    She is fit.

  49. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    Jamie
    Commented on this photo:

    Girl, you so fierce! Cuz nothing says SEXY like those stretch marks and cutting scars.

  50. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Skinny
    GuyLeDouche
    Commented on this photo:

    Good one!

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