Welcome to the 43rd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet featuring more LeAnn Rimes jokes than you can shake a LeAnn Rimes at because she’s a stick with tits. On that note, Photo Boy and I will adjourn for the Labor Day weekend to honor our grueling, backbreaking, pantsless work in the celebrity boob mines you people call the Internet. We’ll also toast Petey our black lung canary who we forgot to feed on account of looking at said boobs. He died bravely.
See you Tuesday,
- The Superficial
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When did the Biebs start turning into Billie Jean King?
The dress or the bag by itself would be fine, but that’s an awful combination.
Didn’t he bang Madonna? Doesn’t that count?
No.
There are worse things than being a plain fat lesbian.
This is one of them.
he’s not a lesbian
Should be Dominique, but OK.
Oh, and “Kahn.”
May this not be the first side boob you ever see.
I thought Bieber was supposed to be the Maple Jesus, not the Maple Moses. How are people supposed to keep their superstition scorecards straight?
Hayden: ” I love the smell of giant dick in the morning, it smells like… VICTORY!”
“Snooki wants smush-smush!”
LOL!
Streetwalkers depress me.
Excellent! Nice job, catapostrophe.
Hahahahaha
They should swap swimming attire.
I think they both came to that same conclusion at the same moment!
I was so distracted by the ass crack that I didn’t notice his tattoo, at first!
+1
LeAnne would never beat Secretariat.
She would would either collapse after the first quarter mile or veer off the track to the nearest bar.
See the moisture around the hydrant? Apparently Linds just tried if for size. Sigh, the search for the perfect fit continues. Sadly, grain silos are few and far between in L.A.
And here’s Silvio Berlusconi saying it all with his eyes…
Where would Sarah Jessica Parker place?
Best comment on the best comment! INCEPTION
don’t forget tigers wood, esq (as in equestrian)
John Elway would, at the least, place or show.
She has a face that could crack a sink.
+1
Madonna’s new piss elixir: “Get that Skeletor look for summer!”
Nice.
Best comment ever.
She could fit a whole pie into that pie hole.
But we all know that thought would never cross her mind.
Naw… she could force-vomit an entire pie OUT of that pie hole.
I won’t be happy until i can touch my spine when I grip my side…….almost there woot!
she just wanted to be a giant, fat, hairy guy, instead of being a fat lesbo.
My thoughts exactly!
Well that was disturbing! o.o The page loaded and I saw side boob, thought awesome! Then as I scrolled down it turned into Skeletor’s body, all ribs and bones!
She is like a confused lionesse. Her ribs go one way and her stretchmarks go the other.
Damn. Missed that post.
Disagree, that babe is hot from every angle (except face)
She has a beautiful face and body. I do not think you have ever had any girlfriends as beautiful as she is.
You mean face like a horse? You’re right, have not had it, Keep jerking off your life away to online pics, loser.
It was a mistake to try to talk to people like you.
Don’t worry Alberto, not everyone on here is a rude, sad 38 year old virgin who lives with their parents. There is hope.
Alberto, your mistake was thinking that horse face is the most beautiful woman you could never have and therefore neither can I. BTW, your posts make you sound like a pompous idiot, which most likely you are.
You are pompous by calling Lee Ann an ugly woman. I have problems with you because I do not tolerate pompous or stupid.
She’s getting fat again.
I just now noticed the two straight scars on Leann’s inner thighs. So I guess she’s also a cutter. Yeah, this girl is completely put-together and awesome. What were we all thinking?
Those are stretch marks.
those aren’t stretch marks. they are definitely cutter scars.
Those are stretch marks that happen to almost all women as their body grows and the skin stretches, as a doctor I have seen them on all kind of women.
Those are scars on the thigh. They are in the wrong direction if they were stretch marks. Plus, they are thick and just in that one spot and they are pretty symmetrical. I agree… she’s a cutter.
Wow, LeAnn’s clever disguise Alberto is both a dude AND a doctor. Cred.
You seem to be correct about the 2 parallel lines on her inner thigh looking like scars instead of stretch marks. I missed those before. Anyway this is really hate mongers ranting. I hope at some point you do something useful with your lives because unfortunately you live in the same planet I live.
Hey hey, easy you two. Those are stretch marks AND cutter scars!
Alberto, you’re a doctor and you think she has a beautiful body? That’s terrifying, since she’s so obviously underweight and undernourished. Either you’re a liar [yes] or you got your MD after sending in cereal box tops. Which is it?
Underweight is a BMI below 18, which she obviously she cannot have while you are also calling her fat.
Glad I made Most important people this week. Although my comment was originally on THIS pic….
Dont break your arm
one of the best ever!
Agreed. Fucking awesome.
wowwww stretch marxxxxxxx
I actually said “EWW” out loud when I saw her body. She’s skinny-fat. Terrible combination of starving and not properly working out, plus her stomach is all distended. She’s gonna look like an Ethiopian soon.
FUCK YOU
she has two thick scars on her inner thigh.
She has some around her hip as well. I think they’re well healed stretch marks.
the ones on her thighs seem too thick to be stretch marks.
And lots of stretch marks from weight loss … gah …
You don’t get stretch marks from weight loss. You get it from weight gain, usually at puberty or during pregnancy. At least she didn’t fake tan them away.
The inner-thigh marks might not be stretch marks but they might not be cutting either. She might have gotten them falling off a bike. Jesus, people. Girl loses the baby fat and suddenly you are all, “SKELETOR!”
you get them from both rapid weight loss and gain. granted she doesn’t looked that fucked up here because she kind of has an ass and all, but what ever is going on there is not healthy and it damn well doesn’t look good. so yeah, skeletor all up in this bitch.
you don’t loose baby fat in your 30s, you loose plain old fat and she lost all of hers. she’s skin and bones; pretty much the definition of SKELETOR!!!
those are stretch marks on her hip, but the inner thigh are cutting scars FOR SURE. there is no question. it turns out that self-mutilation by starvation and razor blade go hand in hand.
that’s fucking funny
Two black men sying it with their eyes.
That snake does come in a size other than “pre-pubescent”, Biebs. You should’ve look into it…this one does nothing for your machismo.
No, no, no! VERTICAL stripes are slimming. This dress looks like an optical illusion, and if I saw it coming at me, I’d probably hurl from the eye strain.
Which magic beanstalk did she climb to get boobs?
Cheetahs around the world want to sue her for misrepresenting their brand.
Well, she just ruined the color white for all virgins.
Other cultures believe white is representative of death.
WHO’S RIGHT?
Bear Grylls’ refreshment of choice.
Ahahhaha nasty
I hope you didn’t actually neglect to feed your bird…
Those boobs don’t look big
here’s some big boobs
http://norulesnoshame.files.wordpress.com/2010/10/chelseacharms.jpg
You are all full of shit. She is perfectly healthy.
She looks great. Why is everyone picking on her?
1) Home wrecker
2) Bolt on tits with a major gap
3) Anime eyes
4) Copious amounts of stretch marks
5) Attention seeker
6) Crack whore
She is really fucking sexy. The only things on your list that are dealbreakers for me are numbers 1,5 and 6.
She is fit.
Hello Mrs Rimes.
Girl, you so fierce! Cuz nothing says SEXY like those stretch marks and cutting scars.
I find cutting scars attractive too
Good one!