The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 42
Welcome to the 42nd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and I hope you guys like homoerotic Matrix jokes centered around David Hasselhoff. Otherwise, it’s about to get pretty awkward when I start pantomiming masturbating onto KITT in bullet time… THE ARISTOCRATS! But in all seriousness, if you don’t love Hoff humor you’re a fucking cyborg incapable of love and human emotion and will probably die alone.
Someone had to break it to you gently,
– The Superficial