Welcome to the 42nd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and I hope you guys like homoerotic Matrix jokes centered around David Hasselhoff. Otherwise, it’s about to get pretty awkward when I start pantomiming masturbating onto KITT in bullet time… THE ARISTOCRATS! But in all seriousness, if you don’t love Hoff humor you’re a fucking cyborg incapable of love and human emotion and will probably die alone.
Someone had to break it to you gently,
- The Superficial
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Dont hassel the hoff!
I’d like to thank the academy for this award. You like me, you really like me!
Bahahahahaaaaaa!
Hey, what happend with Devon’s bitches Bonny and the nice redhead. They were hot! Lucky Devon Bastard was rolling with them in his foundation truck..the whole day!
These are gold.
he saw yesterday’s movie: BATMAN & HIS TRANSEXUAL FRIENDS!!
+1000
Haha
looking at that unflattering picture, it’s hard to believe that she is only 29. she looks like a 45 yr old German house frau. very sad how lighting, a bad angle and a bad choice of clothes can age a pretty girl by 20 yrs.
Or a steady supply of cupcakes.
win
I can’t tell if it’s stay puft or the michelin man
it’s funny because it’s true
But did Manny give him a handy?
good one
funny
yeah, I’m liking them all
this one is genius
she is one of the few people I think would benefit from plastic surgery
Couldn’t get much worse
+1
I love a good Zuul joke.
Yes!
LOL
LOL!!!
Gay wants to play !
I used to wanna fuck vivica, but then she got with 50 and now I don’t want it.
Yikes.
This is spectacular.
love it
nice “Drawn Together” reference, i like
“Aaah, that hit the spot. The g-spot.”
Ahah, nice one!
I think her future self is in the background.
^ for the win!
You beat me to it, except I’d have said she’s actually got the balls to be seen out with her chin mentor.
Winner!
I would seriously sex all the men in drag around him, mega hot!
I’m not sure which one is saying it, but it works both ways. Just like them.
J What????? Bitch is totally a fame whore, or just whore, take your pick!
Skeletor was only this big wnen he was limp. At least thats what Jada told me!
I know he’s just having fun. Having said that, may his corpse be consumed by redgret-worms.
Calm down and come back to bed
Just try not to stain the leather jacket!
“Show me.”
Did Madam Toussoud’s have some left over wax they had to get rid of?
Are you the keymaster?
That shit made me laugh, nice one Minstrel.
“Look, John. Over there. Behind the grassy knoll… DUCK!”
Three female impersonators and one male one.
hello
Initially I thought he was posing with his 2 daughters again.
:-) – I have to assume that there are no other comments because most of the site’s visitors are too young to remember where this comes from.
When I first saw that comment,, I knew no-one was going to top it…excellent!
Do you think Lee could make TWO head shots out of three shots fired in under six seconds this time?