The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 42

August 27th, 2011 // 70 Comments

Welcome to the 42nd installment of The Most Important People on The Internet and I hope you guys like homoerotic Matrix jokes centered around David Hasselhoff. Otherwise, it’s about to get pretty awkward when I start pantomiming masturbating onto KITT in bullet time… THE ARISTOCRATS! But in all seriousness, if you don’t love Hoff humor you’re a fucking cyborg incapable of love and human emotion and will probably die alone.

Someone had to break it to you gently,

- The Superficial

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  1. 111

    Dont hassel the hoff!

  2. Jennifer Lopez Short Shorts Legs
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    I’d like to thank the academy for this award. You like me, you really like me!

  3. David Hasselhoff Gay Matrix
    AnnaDraconida
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    Bahahahahaaaaaa!

  4. I will call you

    Hey, what happend with Devon’s bitches Bonny and the nice redhead. They were hot! Lucky Devon Bastard was rolling with them in his foundation truck..the whole day!

  5. David Hasselhoff Gay Matrix
    AnnaDraconida
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    These are gold.

  6. forrest gump

    he saw yesterday’s movie: BATMAN & HIS TRANSEXUAL FRIENDS!!

  7. Jon Voight
    Fester
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    +1000

  8. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
    Brooke
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    Haha

  9. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
    karlito
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    looking at that unflattering picture, it’s hard to believe that she is only 29. she looks like a 45 yr old German house frau. very sad how lighting, a bad angle and a bad choice of clothes can age a pretty girl by 20 yrs.

  10. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
    KC
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    win

  11. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
    Amanda
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    I can’t tell if it’s stay puft or the michelin man

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    KC
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    it’s funny because it’s true

  13. Wilmer Valderamma
    TyroneBiggums
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    But did Manny give him a handy?

  14. Rihanna Swimsuit
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    good one

  15. Jon Voight
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    funny

  16. David Hasselhoff Gay Matrix
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    yeah, I’m liking them all

  17. Cee-Lo Green
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    this one is genius

  18. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
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    she is one of the few people I think would benefit from plastic surgery

  19. David Hasselhoff Gay Matrix
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    +1

  20. Rihanna Swimsuit
    Cock Dr
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    I love a good Zuul joke.

  21. Cee-Lo Green
    Cock Dr
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    Yes!

  22. David Hasselhoff Gay Matrix
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL

  23. Jon Voight
    MILF
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    LOL!!!

  24. Shaquile Jefferson

    Gay wants to play !

  25. Vivica A Fox
    I know
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    I used to wanna fuck vivica, but then she got with 50 and now I don’t want it.

  26. Rihanna Swimsuit
    juaquin ingles
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    Yikes.

  27. Alexander Skarsgard
    dangie
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    This is spectacular.

  28. Rihanna Swimsuit
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    love it

  29. David Hasselhoff Gay Matrix
    JuggNuttz
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    nice “Drawn Together” reference, i like

  30. Hayden Panettiere
    juaquin ingles
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    “Aaah, that hit the spot. The g-spot.”

  31. Cee-Lo Green
    XFX
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    Ahah, nice one!

  32. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
    Honkey
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    I think her future self is in the background.

  33. David Hasselhoff Gay Matrix
    Clueless
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    Winner!

  34. David Hasselhoff Gay Matrix
    Stag
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    I would seriously sex all the men in drag around him, mega hot!

  35. David Hasselhoff Gay Matrix
    KC
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    I’m not sure which one is saying it, but it works both ways. Just like them.

  36. Vivica A Fox
    bitemebitch
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    J What????? Bitch is totally a fame whore, or just whore, take your pick!

  37. Jennifer Lopez Short Shorts Legs
    bitemebitch
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    Skeletor was only this big wnen he was limp. At least thats what Jada told me!

  38. katy perry's swollen anus

    I know he’s just having fun. Having said that, may his corpse be consumed by redgret-worms.

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    bitemebitch
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    Just try not to stain the leather jacket!

  40. David Hasselhoff Gay Matrix
    ChickenHawk
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    “Show me.”

  41. David Hasselhoff Gay Matrix
    me
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    Did Madam Toussoud’s have some left over wax they had to get rid of?

  42. Rihanna Swimsuit
    me
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    Are you the keymaster?

  43. Vivica A Fox
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    That shit made me laugh, nice one Minstrel.

  44. Tobey Maguire Leo DiCaprio
    Skeletor
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    “Look, John. Over there. Behind the grassy knoll… DUCK!”

  45. David Hasselhoff Gay Matrix
    M
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    Three female impersonators and one male one.

  46. David Hasselhoff Gay Matrix
    Dr Ha-Ha
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    Initially I thought he was posing with his 2 daughters again.

  47. Anne Hathaway
    GuyLeDouche
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    :-) – I have to assume that there are no other comments because most of the site’s visitors are too young to remember where this comes from.

  48. Vivica A Fox
    GuyLeDouche
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    When I first saw that comment,, I knew no-one was going to top it…excellent!

  49. Tobey Maguire Leo DiCaprio
    GuyLeDouche
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    Do you think Lee could make TWO head shots out of three shots fired in under six seconds this time?

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