The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 40

August 13th, 2011 // 167 Comments

Welcome to the 40th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that’s quality over quantity this week, and just a reminder, I always save the best one for last. I’m pointing that out because this is the first time a ton of you called out a comment for being hilarious, and it actually was to the point that I whipped myself with a cat o’ nine tails for not thinking of it first. Also, it feels sassy!

I’ve over-shared again,

- The Superficial

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  1. Haley Joel Osment
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    oh shit, this one is genius

  2. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes
    cc
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    Dang, I knew that reminded me of a movie (other than The Exorcist).

  3. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes
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    haha

  4. Kim Kardashian
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    What every black dude sees on a first date with the ass implant queen. If you’re white, you have a better chance of spotting a sasquatch than seeing this.

  5. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Amber
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    Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha! It really does look like those words JUST came out of her mouth!

  6. Justin Theroux Jennifer Aniston
    Amber
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    I do believe she is….

  7. Khloe Kardashian Pink Jumpsuit
    Amber
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    LMAO!

  8. Brad Pitt Zahara
    Amber
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    She looks so mad…all the time.

  9. Brooke Hogan Nude Picture
    suck it
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    LOL

  10. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes
    Amber
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    Ahh! Just what I was thinking, LOL.

  11. Kim Kardashian
    Amber
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    Best comment, hands down!

  12. Brad Pitt Zahara
    suck it
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    LOLOL

  13. Kim Kardashian
    suck it
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    best comment of the week!!

  14. Alexander Skarsgard NYC Young Girl
    suck it
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    LOLOL second best comment f the week!

  15. Kim Kardashian
    Cock Dr
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    That was a good one.

  16. Kim Kardashian
    Hugh Gentry
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    perfect mouth for cock.

  17. Selena Gomez Justin Bieber
    Squishy
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    BAHAHAHAHA

  18. Justin Theroux Jennifer Aniston
    Squishy
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    She just isn’t that lucky

  19. Brooke Hogan Nude Picture
    Squishy
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    BAHAHAHAHA

  20. Corey Feldman
    Squishy
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    Fugly

  21. Haley Joel Osment
    Squishy
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    OMG Frakkin hilarious!!!

  22. Selena Gomez Justin Bieber
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    Okay, so which one is the boy and which one is the girl?

    • Brooke

      I think that was the movie where Hillary Swank playe a transgendered female to male young person, soooo….

  23. Khloe Kardashian Pink Jumpsuit
    Squishy
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    ROFL!!

  24. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
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    Ironic, fish throwing fish.

  25. Gary Shirley Strippers
    Squishy
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    BAHAHAHAHA

  26. Alexander Skarsgard NYC Young Girl
    Squishy
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    ~snicker~

  27. Selena Gomez Justin Bieber
    gigi
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    poor thing… thinks she can sing….. shame…

  28. Candice Swanepoel Bikini
    gigi
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    perfect body

  29. Khloe Kardashian Pink Jumpsuit
    KC
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    Best one ever

  30. Kim Kardashian
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    One for the year end Best Of

  31. Jason Momoa Tophat
    gigi
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    who this? looks like an ethnic slumming droog [and a hot one at that]

  32. Tobey Maguire
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    ::pokes head into the empty room::

    Best comment of the week!

    ::runs off to the Kim Kardashian caption room::

  33. Kim Kardashian
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    ::walks in applauding::

    Truly an awesome comment.

  34. Brad Pitt Zahara
    gigi
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    you can take the girl out of east africa but you can’t take east africa out of the girl…. bitchy & entitled no matter what… and this one is gorgeous, has buckets of money & celebrity status to play with & possible identity issues? whew! gotta strap in, especially the tween years coming up & adolescence! yeah, this is gonna be trouble…

  35. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    sea
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    Ugly bodies

  36. Khloe Kardashian Pink Jumpsuit
    American Meatgoat
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    In today’s headlines, police are looking for who or what took the life of internet poster cc. Homicide detectives say the crime scene looked like ‘a freight train full of yetis smashed through here and destroyed everything in their path’.

  37. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes
    gigi
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    who’s the black dude? didn’t think those two blended up that way…

  38. Alexander Skarsgard NYC Young Girl
    gumption
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    this dude is ugly as hell. she should kick him in the nuts and run.

  39. Gary Shirley Strippers
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    awesome

  40. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    towel
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    I’d care to bet that her friend would be far more fun in the sack.

  41. Haley Joel Osment
    jjhkjhjkh
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    poor kid. substance abuse in his future.

  42. Kim Kardashian
    towel
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    Bravo, sir Richard, bravo!

  43. Kim Kardashian
    SIN
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    Very nice and very true as well.

  44. Brad Pitt Zahara
    Sunny Fields
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    She never smiles. Not even when she’s seen playing with her siblings. So sad.

  45. hello

    I find it hard to believe that 40 weeks have passed since, um, 40 weeks ago.

  46. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Barnaby Fizzlesticks III
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    Dear LORD! Why is she wearing a bikini? Why?

  47. Tom Cruise Katie Holmes
    Barnaby Fizzlesticks III
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    Hhahahaha…she looks like crap.

  48. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    Ugh
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    Her torso looks forlorn :(

  49. Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini
    me
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    Is that Jenelle from Teen Mom?

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