The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.21

August 8th, 2014 // 30 Comments

So good news: I survived Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles without vital organs sloughing out of my butt. However, the loss of my time along with subsequent brain damage will affect every man, woman, and child on the planet. Or just the ones following me on Twitter. Anyway, to make up for a light day while I get to work writing about everything wrong with Hollywood ninja kicking a robot samurai, here’s this week’s The Most Important People on The Internet which may include a selection from my “private collection.” I’m still a bit disoriented from seeing a movie that entirely hinges on Megan Fox‘s acting. There aren’t enough filthy Ferraris in the world to justify that. Unless Michael Bay‘s moved onto economy sedans… Jesus Christ, we’re all dead.

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  1. Wes Bentley
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    winner imo

  2. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Miniskirt Derpface
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    Amorphophallus titanum flowers?

  3. Hilary Duff Bikini Chasing The Sun Music Video
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    LOL!

  4. Wes Bentley
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    This was the best one all week.

  5. Wes Bentley
    Short Round
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    A writer just killed himself saying: This is what Kirk Lazarus should have said. – Brilliant!

  6. Hilary Duff Bikini Chasing The Sun Music Video
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    Okay, I totally laughed.

  7. Jenny McCarthy SiriusXM Radio Show
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    Ugh. I want to laugh but I can imagine her actually saying this.

  8. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Miniskirt Derpface
    quasi5
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    OMG…great “True Detective” quote….so nailed it!!

  9. Hilary Duff Bikini Chasing The Sun Music Video
    Dre
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    Are you sure that isn’t that annoying Baldwin chick? Ugh!

  10. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Miniskirt Derpface
    Dre
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    Ha awesome!

  11. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
    Frunken
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    How can he get such a close shave with skin like that?

  12. Wes Bentley
    Cock Dr
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    This was the one that broke me up. WINNER

  13. Wes Bentley
    KC
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    Winner, by a mile

  14. JWoww Cleavage Fucked Up Face Holding Bottled Water And Iced Coffee
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    Nice double slam.

  15. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
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    Ha! Nice one BlackMan.

  16. Wes Bentley
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    Hilarious! It’s also good advice.

  17. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
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    Can’t go wrong with a good Emperor joke.

  18. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Miniskirt Derpface
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    Crouton was on fire in this one, as usual.

  19. Kenny Rogers Pointing To Picture Of Michael Jackson And Bubbles Dan Rather The Country Music Hall Of Fame And Museum
    Captain Obvious
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    It’s funny cuz he’s pointing at the chimp :)

  20. Lena Dunham Fat legs Cellulite Miniskirt Derpface
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    it’s hideous

  21. Lindsay Lohan Weiss Fest
    Smack Yo Bitch Up!
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    The sad part is that the caption could be true. I wouldn’t be surprised if Hohan was hooking on the side. That would be the only way to explain why she isn’t homeless.

  22. Hilary Duff Bikini Chasing The Sun Music Video
    anon
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    I thought the Puffster had some serious mammaries. Judging from these caps, she seems rather flat-chested.

  23. Hilary Duff Bikini Chasing The Sun Music Video
    Marketing Mike
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    What is she, 12 in this picture?
    It Still counts, I still laughed….

  24. Robert Blake Sleeveless Shirt Cowboy Hat Soda Can
    Marketing Mike
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    At least he’s aging well.

  25. JWoww Cleavage Fucked Up Face Holding Bottled Water And Iced Coffee
    Joemil
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    Ive seen this great australian band from when they sratted with Bon Scott twice and every tour since then with both Razors Edge & both Black Ic…

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