The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.16

June 21st, 2014 // 31 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where, once again, you people fucking brought it. And I’m not just saying that because of the Star Wars quote. Entirely. However, on a serious note, there were a remarkable amount of Hillary Clinton jokes to choose from which bodes well for her presidency. It’s time we got back to laughing at the Kabuki theater of politics that fucks everyone but the rich in the ass instead of going, “OHMYGOD A BLACK GUY!” The future looks bright. Anyway, a quick honorable mention to almost every single comment on this Khloe Kardashian thread (I couldn’t even decide, so I didn’t!), and now on to this week’s Long One™:

Selena Gomez Lingerie

‘Dear Justin,

If my calculations are correct, you will receive this letter immediately after you saw the DeLorean struck by lightning. First, let me assure you that I am alive and well. I’ve been living happily these past eight months in the year 1885, working as a prostitute in the Lucky Cowpoke Saloon (see attached photo). I have become very adept at giving tugjobs to miners and cowhands.

Please do not attempt to rebuild the time machine and drag me back to listen to your shitty music. This life is better.’

Said JimBB on The Crap We Missed – Friday 6.20.14

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  1. Kate Walsh Cellulite Butt Bikini Boyfriend Chris Case Disgusted Face
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    Don’t tell Photo Boy this was a Roger Rabbit quote.

  2. So, wait…getting laughed at as a female politician is supposed to HELP your career? Only if your a liberal one who acts as doormat to the men in you life personally and professionally while condoning being a sexual predator and laughing at his victims? Got it.

  3. Dee Snider Shirtless Creepy Old Wrinkly Chest Twisted Sister The Download Festival Performance
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    We gotta WINNER!!!

  4. Dee Snider Shirtless Creepy Old Wrinkly Chest Twisted Sister The Download Festival Performance
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    2nd Place.

  5. Bethenny Frankel Struggling To Lift Bag Of Oranges
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    3rd place.

  6. Dee Snider Shirtless Creepy Old Wrinkly Chest Twisted Sister The Download Festival Performance
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    Nice!

  7. Dee Snider Shirtless Creepy Old Wrinkly Chest Twisted Sister The Download Festival Performance
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    oh HELL YESSS!!!!! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! *spits coffee*

  8. Mike Comrie Carrying Hilary Duff Butt Tight Jeans Son Luca
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    LOL!

  9. Bethenny Frankel Struggling To Lift Bag Of Oranges
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    Good one.

  10. Dee Snider Shirtless Creepy Old Wrinkly Chest Twisted Sister The Download Festival Performance
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    This the best one.

  11. Gwen Stefani
    JSawyer
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    Them’s some big boobs.

  12. Sam Trammell Crazy Face True Blood Season Seven Premiere
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    Ha!

  13. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Top
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    I think she’d be fine. She’d fit right in at any major gathering of clowns.

  14. Dennis Rodman Womans Tank Top Sapphire Pool And Day Club
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    Good one.

  15. Catherine Bach
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    Spot on.

  16. Sarah Silverman Michael Sheen Jon Voight
    Odbarc
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    I said it before, look at the thumbnail. It looks like a man in a blue dress is shoving his cock in that guy’s mouth!

  17. Dee Snider Shirtless Creepy Old Wrinkly Chest Twisted Sister The Download Festival Performance
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    Cold! But funny.

  18. Lindsay Lohan Legs Minidress London Collections Men SS15 Moschino Show
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    That’s just evil… and therefore hilarious!

  19. Kate Walsh Cellulite Butt Bikini Boyfriend Chris Case Disgusted Face
    Albino Tadpole
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    “Do you think I need to wax?”

  20. Gwen Stefani
    malaka
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    so she has big titties now,,
    n that baby is pretending to be asleep and not at all completely staring right at them.

  21. Dee Snider Shirtless Creepy Old Wrinkly Chest Twisted Sister The Download Festival Performance
    malaka
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    dee snyder is iggy pop now?

  22. Kim Kardashian Cleavage Bra See Through Top
    malaka
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    i do not wish to see any juggalos or kardashians

  23. Catherine Bach
    malaka
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    are you saying that isn’t angelina jolie?

  24. Gwen Stefani
    fatalreview
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    Gwen got titties??? finally she used to have to wear 4 bras so she would look like she did-anyway thats what she said–babies will do that to you-as always in perfect Gwen style

  25. Kanye West Touching Male Model Tony Scervino Pitti Uomo Magical Night Of Scervino Fort Belvedere
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    Well done sir!

  26. Lindsay Lohan Legs Minidress London Collections Men SS15 Moschino Show
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    My. God! There is a hand downnehr.

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