The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 4.15

June 14th, 2014 // 54 Comments

Welcome this week’s edition of The Most Important People on The Internet where we gather up all the best comments from blah blah blah fart. Let’s talk about the Tom Cruise Asian kid. True story: Photo Boy had no idea he was even in this Lady GaGa pic (and is now rocking in the corner) until Deacon Jones pointed him out because that’s how boring her nipples are. How did he get there? Was he there the whole time? Did he make Lady GaGa look at him with his mind? Is he EVERYWHERE?

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  1. LOL! That’s fucking creepy. That guy is up to something.

    • Deacon Jones

      lol, the freakiest thing about this guy is the fact he doesnt even acknowledge the actual celebrity in the pictures, he’s looking straight at the camera. Of the dozens of cameras, he’s looking right at the one that took each picture!

      Is he an Observer from the future? Android?

  2. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage Touching Womans Hair
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    Paz ain’t got no time for dat!

  3. Jennifer Lopez Huge Butt Jean Shorts Daughter Emme Hamptons
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    LOL!

  4. Gerard Butler Eating Lunch With Random Woman
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    Nice.

  5. Not to take anything away from Deacon Jones, but if he hadn’t pointed it out, I think there are at least a dozen of us who would have.

  6. Swearin

    Maybe it’s a totally different Asian kid and they just all look alike to you. Racists.

  7. Mikael

    Maybe he’s here from the future, like an Asian version of those Observers on “Fringe”

  8. Camilla Gimenez
    donkeylicks
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    Not what they had in mind when you said lets see some Hotlips?

  9. Camilla Gimenez
    mike
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    Random, but nice!

  10. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
    mike
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    Billy Corgan should have stuck with bald.

  11. Tracy Morgan DIRECTV 8th Annual Celebrity Beach Bowl
    mike
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    A rich stew of ironic racism, bad taste, and too-soonness all in four little words. Beautiful.

  12. Mariah Carey Cleavage Belly Weight Gain Go NSyde Bottle Butterfly Launch
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    I made a funny!

  13. Hugh Grant Walking Far Ahead Of Young Woman
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    Good one.

  14. I love a meta-mystery, but I don’t think it’s the same guy. Slightly different facial structure. I want to believe it’s the same guy. IS IT THE SAME GUY???!!??

  15. John Mayer Derpface Playing Guitar 02 Arena
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    I love this one.

  16. Demi Lovato Backup Dancers Balls Showing Pride Parade
    I rubbed it on you
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    Perfect :)

  17. Khloe Kardashian
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    heheheheheheheh

  18. Jane Seymour Cleavage 54th Festival Of Television Monte Carlo Closing Ceremony
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    Nice tits for an old broad.

  19. Jane Seymour Cleavage 54th Festival Of Television Monte Carlo Closing Ceremony
    Marketing Mike
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    Absolutely, plus she’s a little crazy (a good thing)
    I’ll be she’d give you your money’s worth.

  20. Mariah Carey Cleavage Belly Weight Gain Go NSyde Bottle Butterfly Launch
    Marketing Mike
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    She goes up and down 30lbs at a time. Damn…

  21. Gerard Butler Eating Lunch With Random Woman
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    Brilliant!

  22. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage Touching Womans Hair
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    I love this one.

  23. Camilla Gimenez
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    I’m sorry, maybe its just because I’m a woman; I just don’t know. This photo is revolting to me. Guys, I’m sure you feel otherwise but I don’t see a whole lot of posts regarding picture. It’s not just the ass and the icky green thong cleaving it in twain (sorry yuck), the lipstick is garish. Just garish. Add the gross pink ball – eeewww! And she is lying on, basically, dead grass. Don’t they water wherever this photo was taken??? OK – Here you have her – Ms. Garish, Trashy Wherever the Hell She Is – supporting international soccer with a really big, thick thong cleaving her ass. Lovely. That, and she looks a little greasy.

    • DAvid_TheMan

      Don’t try to understand.
      Its a gay thing.

    • buzz

      Women are as awful in their judging women as they are in judging men.

      There’s a reason why Kirsten Stewart and Robert Pattinson was every woman’s fantasy couple only a few years back. And don’t they that they weren’t because it’s pure bullshit. You talk about Robert’s skinny ass, Kirsten boy like figure or Taylor’s caveman brow and there’d be a dozen women ready to cut someone.

  24. Jennifer Lopez World Cup
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    Uno!!!

  25. Gerard Butler Eating Lunch With Random Woman
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    Dos!

  26. Paz De La Huerta Drunk Cleavage Touching Womans Hair
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    Tres!

  27. Demi Lovato Backup Dancers Balls Showing Pride Parade
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    Quatro!

  28. Nicolas Cage Andrew Dice Clay Guns N Roses Backstage
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    Tie for Dos!

  29. Mariah Carey Cleavage Belly Weight Gain Go NSyde Bottle Butterfly Launch
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    It’s Gus’s less successful younger brother Gil

  30. Camilla Gimenez
    ThrewUpInMyMouth
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    Franka,
    Have you ever traveled to Spain, Mexico or South America?

    I’m guessing the answer is no … because what we consider “garish” color selections are haute couture there.

    The amount of ass this delicate flower is displaying would be demure by Rio beach standards.

    I’m guessing the dead grass has something to do with the drought on SoCal.

    Greasy? Can we expect you to denounce Brad Pitt or numerous other male celebrities who have chosen “greasy” for so much of their work?

    Oh … and DAvid_TheMan is apparently outing himself in his response.

    • DAvid_TheMan

      Outing myself?
      Its a guy thing. The woman is beautiful, how another woman would not understand how she is beautiful or what a man may find attractive is reasonable to me, she is a woman and would never understand

  31. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
    johnny Barbells
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    …oh my god …i JUST watched that 2 days ago!!! LOL!!!

  32. Camilla Gimenez
    asd
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    what’s the name of this woman?

  33. Camilla Gimenez
    The Dude
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    Brilliant comment! Too funny.

  34. Alfonso Ribeiro Robert Hays Screen Actors Guild Foundations 5th Annual Actors Fore Actors Los Angeles Golf Classic
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    hahaha

  35. Camilla Gimenez
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    This one is still making me laugh. I think it’s because I can actually visualise the choppers coming in over those hills every time I read it.

  36. John Mayer Derpface Playing Guitar 02 Arena
    Enforcer
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    Nice Lyle Lovett impression

  37. Camilla Gimenez
    cc
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    Good catch on the background. It is a dead ringer, isn’t it?
    What the fuck ever happened to radar anyway?

  38. Camilla Gimenez
    Jack Ketch
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    More pleasing to look at than the ass implants, that’s for sure.

  39. Johnny Depp Brown Teeth Slicked Back Hair Whitey Bulger Costume Black Mass Set
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    nailed it!!

  40. Demi Lovato Backup Dancers Balls Showing Pride Parade
    Mick
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    And they can’t figure out why people make fun of them…SMH

  41. Khloe Kardashian
    Mick
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    KONG MAD…

  42. Casey Cohen Bikini Jay Z Mistress
    Flatliner
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    Lame

  43. Joe Manganiello Mario Lopez Sticking Tongue Out Extra
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    OMG, perfect!

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