Welcome to the fourth installment of The Most Important on The Internet where you guys surprisingly delivered an ample amount of awesome despite it being a short week. It’s almost as if you knew I’d be spending the holiday weekend slipping in and out of a delicious Tryptophan coma. (Sorcerers, the whole lotta ya!) On that note, I’m not even sure if today is Saturday, let alone still 2010, so someone give me a heads up before I look out the window and discover the entire surface’s been enslaved by Jordan Bratman and his Mole Brigade. I hate surprises.
See you Monday,
- The Superficial
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The BridalPlasty ad that causes the entire site to jump as it loads is probably the most annoying ad you’ve ever had here. Do you get any input into the ads that are on your site? If so you should have nixed this one.
What in the fuck is this thing?
every day this website sucks more and more. what happened to the funny and witty posts of last year? now we’re stuck with the editors using the user’s comments as the content?
this entire site should be submitted to failBlog
this place is not so hot. but it’s waaay better than WWTDD.
maybe Perez Hilton .either way nothing is worse than WWTDD. actually if this place did i would stop reading here.
well, i like it. tushay!
Not important again this week, touche’ Fish.
Digestion time takes approximately between 24-72 hours. Imagine the sewage traffic jamb after Thanksgiving.
Doc, how’d you know I was constipated?
Finally got rid of T-Day dinner this morning.
I was worried.
My middle name is Elvis, so it would have been fitting to die that way.
wot
I would vote for this post if i had a facebook acount.
She’d wear often boots, why do they call her flip flop Tina?
Yikes.
There’s nobody who likes unpleasant surprises. But pleasant surprises yes.
Am i getting a raise now? That would be a pleasant surprise!
Turns out that this custom build van is worth all the hard work.
Yes.
Attempt to reputation damage and humiliation, violation of privacy rights, violation of legal rights etc.
Miley Cyrus got a new haircut?
Still has wierd lips and teeth but looks ok there!
Whoever designed a chair that can adequately support that ass needs some type of medal. Congressional medal of honor? Knighthood? Something.
Pestilence obviously. One touch and you’ll get every single venereal disease known to mankind… and most animals too (most because is difficult to bed a panda).
I like the comments of the week section. Keep it up! Crosstina actually got way more publicity for her film by breaking up and stacking on a few. Money can’t buy that type of attention.
I still say Mama Fratelli!!!
Bwaaaaaaa TOTALLY
OMGosh! So true….and now I can’t stop seeing that. Damn you!
She still looks like the lead singer of Twisted Sister.
It looks like they’ve adopted him! LMAO
hahaha that was kinda funny!!
what’s on her chin?? Proactive?…..
I’ve always wanted to fuck a realistic sex doll.
I’d be brave and give her a go. My dick may fall off, but that’s okay.
she has a Rosie O’Donnell head.
I knew Emma Watson was still hot with that short haircut.
Biebs, just go look up Leif Garrett’s mugshot. Your future ain’t gonna be pretty.
Insert banana here.
I’d wipe her butt.
Clazz.
HAHAHAHAHA
this was hilarious
Hahahaha
I love LOVE when girls do the fake cleavage I love it, I wish i could lick her boobs
Boobs? did I miss something?
This made me laugh SO MUCH when I google the name
GREAT ONE
Fish, I fucking hate you for putting Paris Hilton as the last picture! I tried to click to the next picture so my eyes would stop bleeding but she just wouldn’t go away… Now I have eye herpes and there’s not enough Valtrex in the world for that shit!
Yuck
Dear Terrorists,
PLEASE bomb these lames
Thank You.
I’ll bet it stinks and has to be waxed every morning, nasty gypsy, horrible Human.
haha that is CLASSIC.
She looks very fuckable here.
It’s a dude that smokes crack and poles, has no talent is as ugly as fucking sin.
or cock.
Does that Man Jawed fug have a make up artist follow her around?
haha.
YUCK and really why is she even mentioned on here?…her 15 seconds was over a while ago.
shaddup.
haha.
Perry is going sooo bald. Get some hair already.
Gawd, Superfish- Why don’t you post a REAL post for a change? Recaps and best-ofs are bull. Thanksgiving might be an excuse but you’ve been slacking off for weeks.
This post has nothing to do with the Flip Tina/Lady GaGalo contest! A bit too fast! Lol
is that Dee Schneider?
Hmmm…gives me an idea for homemade Christmas gifts…think I’ll knit the girls some eyebrows!