The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 4

November 27th, 2010 // 94 Comments

Welcome to the fourth installment of The Most Important on The Internet where you guys surprisingly delivered an ample amount of awesome despite it being a short week. It’s almost as if you knew I’d be spending the holiday weekend slipping in and out of a delicious Tryptophan coma. (Sorcerers, the whole lotta ya!) On that note, I’m not even sure if today is Saturday, let alone still 2010, so someone give me a heads up before I look out the window and discover the entire surface’s been enslaved by Jordan Bratman and his Mole Brigade. I hate surprises.

See you Monday,

- The Superficial

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  1. Kyle

    The BridalPlasty ad that causes the entire site to jump as it loads is probably the most annoying ad you’ve ever had here. Do you get any input into the ads that are on your site? If so you should have nixed this one.

  2. Ke$ha
    DKNY
    Commented on this photo:

    What in the fuck is this thing?

  3. mullet

    every day this website sucks more and more. what happened to the funny and witty posts of last year? now we’re stuck with the editors using the user’s comments as the content?

    this entire site should be submitted to failBlog

    • this place is not so hot. but it’s waaay better than WWTDD.

      maybe Perez Hilton .either way nothing is worse than WWTDD. actually if this place did i would stop reading here.

  4. FattyFatty2X4

    well, i like it. tushay!

    • FattyFatty2X4

      Not important again this week, touche’ Fish.

      • Dr. Nero

        Digestion time takes approximately between 24-72 hours. Imagine the sewage traffic jamb after Thanksgiving.

      • FattyFatty2X4

        Doc, how’d you know I was constipated?
        Finally got rid of T-Day dinner this morning.
        I was worried.
        My middle name is Elvis, so it would have been fitting to die that way.

  5. Taylor Swift
    marc
    Commented on this photo:

    wot

  6. boogeyman King Dong

    I would vote for this post if i had a facebook acount.

  7. dingdong

    She’d wear often boots, why do they call her flip flop Tina?

  8. Christina Aguilera
    Slappy White
    Commented on this photo:

    Yikes.

  9. Rhialto

    There’s nobody who likes unpleasant surprises. But pleasant surprises yes.

  10. Taylor Swift
    Anon
    Commented on this photo:

    Yes.

  11. Dr. Nero

    Attempt to reputation damage and humiliation, violation of privacy rights, violation of legal rights etc.

  12. Justin Bieber
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    Miley Cyrus got a new haircut?

  13. Taylor Swift
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    Still has wierd lips and teeth but looks ok there!

  14. Kim Kardashian Gabriel Aubry
    Jon
    Commented on this photo:

    Whoever designed a chair that can adequately support that ass needs some type of medal. Congressional medal of honor? Knighthood? Something.

  15. J-Woww
    Mashara
    Commented on this photo:

    Pestilence obviously. One touch and you’ll get every single venereal disease known to mankind… and most animals too (most because is difficult to bed a panda).

  16. Veronica

    I like the comments of the week section. Keep it up! Crosstina actually got way more publicity for her film by breaking up and stacking on a few. Money can’t buy that type of attention.

  17. Amber Portwood
    Jackie
    Commented on this photo:

    I still say Mama Fratelli!!!

  18. Snooki's Butthole

    She still looks like the lead singer of Twisted Sister.

  19. Justin Bieber
    Ivan
    Commented on this photo:

    It looks like they’ve adopted him! LMAO

  20. Taylor Swift
    gogo
    Commented on this photo:

    hahaha that was kinda funny!!

  21. Justin Bieber
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    what’s on her chin?? Proactive?…..

  22. Taylor Swift
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ve always wanted to fuck a realistic sex doll.

  23. J-Woww
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d be brave and give her a go. My dick may fall off, but that’s okay.

  24. Jessica Simpson
    Hugh Gentry
    Commented on this photo:

    she has a Rosie O’Donnell head.

  25. Justin Bieber
    Mickey B
    Commented on this photo:

    I knew Emma Watson was still hot with that short haircut.

  26. Justin Bieber
    mark
    Commented on this photo:

    Biebs, just go look up Leif Garrett’s mugshot. Your future ain’t gonna be pretty.

  27. Bristol Palin
    mark
    Commented on this photo:

    Insert banana here.

  28. Kim Kardashian
    mark
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d wipe her butt.

  29. Paris Hilton
    mark
    Commented on this photo:

    Clazz.

  30. Justin Bieber
    jacko
    Commented on this photo:

    HAHAHAHAHA
    this was hilarious

  31. Justin Bieber
    michael
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahahaha

  32. Taylor Swift
    michael
    Commented on this photo:

    I love LOVE when girls do the fake cleavage I love it, I wish i could lick her boobs

  33. Jessica Simpson
    michael
    Commented on this photo:

    This made me laugh SO MUCH when I google the name
    GREAT ONE

  34. Christina Aguilera
    nameless
    Commented on this photo:

    Fish, I fucking hate you for putting Paris Hilton as the last picture! I tried to click to the next picture so my eyes would stop bleeding but she just wouldn’t go away… Now I have eye herpes and there’s not enough Valtrex in the world for that shit!

  35. nickyminajsstinkyasss

    Yuck

  36. Justin Bieber
    nickyminajsstinkyasss
    Commented on this photo:

    Dear Terrorists,

    PLEASE bomb these lames

    Thank You.

  37. Kim Kardashian
    nickyminajsstinkyasss
    Commented on this photo:

    I’ll bet it stinks and has to be waxed every morning, nasty gypsy, horrible Human.

  38. Lindsay Lohan
    nickyminajsstinkyasss
    Commented on this photo:

    haha that is CLASSIC.

  39. Lindsay Lohan
    nickyminajsstinkyasss
    Commented on this photo:

    She looks very fuckable here.

  40. Ke$ha
    nickyminajsstinkyasss
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s a dude that smokes crack and poles, has no talent is as ugly as fucking sin.

  41. Bristol Palin
    nickyminajsstinkyasss
    Commented on this photo:

    or cock.

  42. Kim Kardashian Gabriel Aubry
    nickyminajsstinkyasss
    Commented on this photo:

    Does that Man Jawed fug have a make up artist follow her around?

  43. Taylor Swift
    nickyminajsstinkyasss
    Commented on this photo:

    haha.

  44. Heidi Montag
    nickyminajsstinkyasss
    Commented on this photo:

    YUCK and really why is she even mentioned on here?…her 15 seconds was over a while ago.

  45. Paris Hilton
    nickyminajsstinkyasss
    Commented on this photo:

    haha.

  46. Justin Bieber
    Fuckjudger
    Commented on this photo:

    Perry is going sooo bald. Get some hair already.

  47. Gulletless

    Gawd, Superfish- Why don’t you post a REAL post for a change? Recaps and best-ofs are bull. Thanksgiving might be an excuse but you’ve been slacking off for weeks.

  48. Gando

    This post has nothing to do with the Flip Tina/Lady GaGalo contest! A bit too fast! Lol

  49. Christina Aguilera
    sneakeegrl
    Commented on this photo:

    is that Dee Schneider?

  50. Ke$ha
    dontlooknow
    Commented on this photo:

    Hmmm…gives me an idea for homemade Christmas gifts…think I’ll knit the girls some eyebrows!

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