The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 38

July 30th, 2011 // 142 Comments

Welcome to the 38th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet loaded to maximum capacity with your comments because, and I mean this, you people are the real stars, except when it’s paycheck time and then you’re all mopeds. “McFeely who? I have no idea what that person looks like pantsless behind a Chinese buffet…” On that note, if I haven’t mentioned this before, we’re in the process of putting together a brand new photo gallery experience along with a much better commenting system, so soon, Internet Jesus willing, all of our penis jokes can fly into this site like Tila Tequi- Wow! I’m gonna stop right there. I already said her name twice this morning, and you don’t want to know what happens when you say it a third time. (Chlamydia. You get chlamydia.)

Tally ho,

- The Superficial

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Photo: Pacific Coast News

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  1. Kim Kardashian Look A Like Melissa Molinaro Minidress
    TomFrank
    Commented on this photo:

    It makes more sense when you know that that’s Kim Kardashian “lookalike” Melissa Molinaro.

  2. Renee Zelwegger
    Patch
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    why so bitter? oh, wait…

  3. Alec Baldwin
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    Oh, that is fucking priceless.

  4. Amy Winehouse Passed Out Drunk
    Lemmiwinks
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    Ah yes, the infamous Tonka Shock Syndrome.

  5. dude

    ugh, enough slave leia

  6. Melissa Joan Hart
    Lemmiwinks
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    The really hilarious part, if I’m not mistaken that plate is on a Cadillac hearse.

  7. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
    Alixia
    Commented on this photo:

    You posted this again? MY EYES!!

  8. Kat Von D
    Ruth
    Commented on this photo:

    Creeeepy

  9. Amy Winehouse Drunk Cleavage
    fester
    Commented on this photo:

    “Embalmbed?” Seriously?

  10. fester

    A particularly weak collection this time around.

  11. Justin Bieber Tattoo
    Alex
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    Man, that chick is hot!

  12. David Duchovny
    Alex
    Commented on this photo:

    Why won’t you blow me, Tea Leoni?

  13. Seth Green Clare Grant
    Alex
    Commented on this photo:

    My man! Nerds have money. Money gets hot chicks.

  14. Renee Zelwegger
    SuperficialAdmin
    Commented on this photo:

    bitch spent 50 bucks at starbucks,

  15. Martin Sheen
    Alex
    Commented on this photo:

    Photo bomb of the year! That bellhop rules!

  16. Ozzy Osbourne Sharon Osbourne
    Cock Dr
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    She’s helped make that crazy old burnout a very very wealthy man.

    • ranD

      you mean he made her rich right? cause all his years of touring and music were nothing? she was a NOBODY till he “retired”

  17. Angelina Pivarnick Bikini Jersey Shore
    Cock Dr
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    An excellent burn on this bimbo. Well done.

  18. Justin Timberlake
    Cock Dr
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    To me he just looks like an average doofus white guy. Yet women apparently lose their shit over him. Must be because of early adulthood boy band bonding.

    • Jam

      “Just SING, motherfuckers, SING”. -Eddie Murphy, ca ‘Delirious’.

      He’s got money, he’s famous, he’s a singer. Pussy lines up.

    • reformed_druid

      Oh no don’t you dare lump us all together, I couldn’t touch that thing without laughing my ass off. Just trying to imagine what the sex face would look like kills me.

  19. January Jones Pregnant
    Cock Dr
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    It was a nice touch for her to include some ultrasound photos on the poster.

  20. See Alice

    Who is that ?

  21. Kat Von D
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Whew! That scared me for a moment.

  22. Amy Winehouse Drunk Cleavage
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I like that the spelling was left that way.

  23. Deena Cortese No Underwear Snooki Jersey Shore
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Right back at ya Satan.

  24. Pauly D Jersey Shore Lollipop
    Amsterdam
    Commented on this photo:

    Best. Comment. Ever.

  25. Amy Winehouse Passed Out Drunk
    bewbs
    Commented on this photo:

    congratulations to amy winehouse for being 6 days sober!

  26. TomFrank

    Will this new commenting system enable HTML tags? Pleeeeaaaase?

  27. Seth Green Clare Grant
    Autumn
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  28. Alec Baldwin
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    NICE

  29. Pauly D Jersey Shore Lollipop
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    Yoga FLAAAAAAAMMMME

  30. Tim Robbins Scarf Hat
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    you know, maybe i could be a conservative after all

  31. Amy Winehouse Passed Out Drunk
    FrankNBlunt
    Commented on this photo:

    Weekend with Amy. Now she will never have to go to rehab.
    Alas, RIP dear

  32. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
    FrankNBlunt
    Commented on this photo:

    Triple ripple.

  33. David Beckham
    Nug
    Commented on this photo:

    An actual ballshot?

  34. Justin Bieber Tattoo
    FrankNBlunt
    Commented on this photo:

    This looks like a Dolce & Gabbana advertisement. Is that Pete Wentz crotch shot showing a little Bieber?

  35. Melissa Joan Hart
    FrankNBlunt
    Commented on this photo:

    MJH? WTH?

  36. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
    XFX
    Commented on this photo:

    Either this is the World’s Least Flattering Picture, or something went very wrong.

  37. Alec Baldwin
    FrankNBlunt
    Commented on this photo:

    I smell your cabbages!

  38. Renee Zelwegger
    bonna
    Commented on this photo:

    i highly doubt that she has 7 friends

  39. Seth Green Clare Grant
    American Meatgoat
    Commented on this photo:

    That chick has a big head. I’m not saying she’s unattractive, but goddamn that melon is fucking huge. Like a fucking pit bull head. There’s that little mouth and like a foot of jaw on either side. A phrenologist would go nuts on that fucking skull, it’s like a fucking soccer ball with eyes. Broad has some straight up neanderthal genes, but she’s cute, so easy on the eyes a caveman would do her.

  40. Deena Cortese No Underwear Snooki Jersey Shore
    American Meatgoat
    Commented on this photo:

    I used to bull’s-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They’re not much bigger than two meters.

  41. Seth Green Clare Grant
    Commented on this photo:

    haha

  42. NerdyMcNerd

    Slave Leia. Who cares when there is tons and tons of free p0rn on the internet lol.

  43. Amy Winehouse Passed Out Drunk
    DOA
    Commented on this photo:

    She’s dead on arrival.

  44. Val Kilmer Long Hair
    m
    Commented on this photo:

    That’s hilarious.

  45. Paula LaBaredas Leia Slave Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    Princess Leah performs her dramatic interpretive recreation of the parting of the Red Sea, coming soon to an episode of DWTS.

  46. Hans

    Hey, the photo!!!

  47. Kat Von D
    RobrtL
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m freaking out…this isn’t Photoshopped??

  48. Kirsten Dunst Double Chin
    AnnaDraconida
    Commented on this photo:

    Bahaha

  49. Angelina Pivarnick Bikini Jersey Shore
    MissSwan
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Clarissa ate it all.

  50. Pauly D Jersey Shore Lollipop
    MissSwan
    Commented on this photo:

    Looks like Clarissa ate it all.

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