Welcome to the 38th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet loaded to maximum capacity with your comments because, and I mean this, you people are the real stars, except when it’s paycheck time and then you’re all mopeds. “McFeely who? I have no idea what that person looks like pantsless behind a Chinese buffet…” On that note, if I haven’t mentioned this before, we’re in the process of putting together a brand new photo gallery experience along with a much better commenting system, so soon, Internet Jesus willing, all of our penis jokes can fly into this site like Tila Tequi- Wow! I’m gonna stop right there. I already said her name twice this morning, and you don’t want to know what happens when you say it a third time. (Chlamydia. You get chlamydia.)
Tally ho,
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Photo: Pacific Coast News
It makes more sense when you know that that’s Kim Kardashian “lookalike” Melissa Molinaro.
why so bitter? oh, wait…
Oh, that is fucking priceless.
Ah yes, the infamous Tonka Shock Syndrome.
ugh, enough slave leia
The really hilarious part, if I’m not mistaken that plate is on a Cadillac hearse.
You posted this again? MY EYES!!
Creeeepy
“Embalmbed?” Seriously?
Go outside.
A particularly weak collection this time around.
Agreed. The more Fish seems to get excited about how funny these posts are, the more they seem to suck.
Man, that chick is hot!
Why won’t you blow me, Tea Leoni?
My man! Nerds have money. Money gets hot chicks.
I would not call her hot. She has a rodent face…
bitch spent 50 bucks at starbucks,
That’s how they stay in business.
Photo bomb of the year! That bellhop rules!
She’s helped make that crazy old burnout a very very wealthy man.
you mean he made her rich right? cause all his years of touring and music were nothing? she was a NOBODY till he “retired”
An excellent burn on this bimbo. Well done.
To me he just looks like an average doofus white guy. Yet women apparently lose their shit over him. Must be because of early adulthood boy band bonding.
“Just SING, motherfuckers, SING”. -Eddie Murphy, ca ‘Delirious’.
He’s got money, he’s famous, he’s a singer. Pussy lines up.
Oh no don’t you dare lump us all together, I couldn’t touch that thing without laughing my ass off. Just trying to imagine what the sex face would look like kills me.
It was a nice touch for her to include some ultrasound photos on the poster.
Who is that ?
Whew! That scared me for a moment.
I like that the spelling was left that way.
Aww, someone fixed it.
Right back at ya Satan.
Best. Comment. Ever.
+1
Comment Of the Month, at least
congratulations to amy winehouse for being 6 days sober!
+1000000000
Will this new commenting system enable HTML tags? Pleeeeaaaase?
NICE
Yoga FLAAAAAAAMMMME
you know, maybe i could be a conservative after all
Weekend with Amy. Now she will never have to go to rehab.
Alas, RIP dear
Triple ripple.
An actual ballshot?
This looks like a Dolce & Gabbana advertisement. Is that Pete Wentz crotch shot showing a little Bieber?
MJH? WTH?
Either this is the World’s Least Flattering Picture, or something went very wrong.
I smell your cabbages!
i highly doubt that she has 7 friends
That chick has a big head. I’m not saying she’s unattractive, but goddamn that melon is fucking huge. Like a fucking pit bull head. There’s that little mouth and like a foot of jaw on either side. A phrenologist would go nuts on that fucking skull, it’s like a fucking soccer ball with eyes. Broad has some straight up neanderthal genes, but she’s cute, so easy on the eyes a caveman would do her.
I used to bull’s-eye womp rats in my T-16 back home. They’re not much bigger than two meters.
So you have experience dealing with her kind?
haha
Slave Leia. Who cares when there is tons and tons of free p0rn on the internet lol.
She’s dead on arrival.
That’s hilarious.
Princess Leah performs her dramatic interpretive recreation of the parting of the Red Sea, coming soon to an episode of DWTS.
Hey, the photo!!!
I’m freaking out…this isn’t Photoshopped??
Bahaha
Looks like Clarissa ate it all.
Looks like Clarissa ate it all.