The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 35

July 9th, 2011 // 195 Comments

“And then I’ll tweet it, tumble it, Reddit it, StumbleUpon it, MySpace it, Flickr it, mail copies to Us Weekly…”

Welcome to the 35th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet that’s so full of Casey Anthony jokes, I’ve never been more proud of anything before in my life. It’s almost as if you let the concept of “too soon” play alone by the pool while you practiced making duck lips in the mirror, that’s how little you cared about it.

I love you,

- The Superficial

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  1. Jersey Shore Snooki
    GuyLeDouche
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    :-)

  2. Olivia Wilde Braless
    GuyLeDouche
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    Yep!

  3. Prince William
    GuyLeDouche
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    :-)

  4. Caylee Anthony Memorial Lightning
    snarl
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    shit. now that’s going to be stuck in my head.

  5. Casey Anthony
    GuyLeDouche
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    The cruelest ones are always the funniest ones.

  6. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese
    Hugh Gentry
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    what a fucking beast.

  7. Kellan Lutz
    TyroneBiggums
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    You could have posted a picture of Ricky Martin blowing his boyfriend, and it still wouldn’t look as gay as this.

  8. Tori Spelling Dean McDermott
    Pokemon Mon
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    That bag looks like an elephant scab.

  9. Tori Spelling Dean McDermott
    Poison Ivy League
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    Wooooo doggie. That never really looked at that good but still, that is naztee.

  10. Hilary Clinton
    TyroneBiggums
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    “2 WEEKS”

  11. Turd Ferguson
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    hahaha.

  12. Hilary Clinton
    the whole enchilada
    Commented on this photo:

    the wiinner

  13. Casey Anthony
    TyroneBiggums
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    She’s looking good enough to bang, and I’m sure she’s dying for a piece of pecker.

  14. Donkeylicks
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    I must of missed the It’s always sunny in Philadelphia Danny Devito drag episode.

  15. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eddie Cibrian
    Jovy
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    Her face is so hideously ugly it’s like staring at death.

  16. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Gianluca Vacchi
    Jovy
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    LOL

  17. Kelly Osbourne
    anthonyOA
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    Herpes. All over her fat face.

  18. Tori Spelling Dean McDermott
    TomFrank
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    This makes two weeks in a row with a joke about someone losing his keys inside a celebrity. Let’s keep it going!

  19. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eddie Cibrian
    Anna
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    the main wrong thing is her belly – why is it sticking out like that? it reminds me of those starving children in Africa…

  20. Megan Fox
    Mikka
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    looks like diana form V .. w/o the human costume ¬¬

  21. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eddie Cibrian
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    Personally, I’d tear right into that, use all its holes until I was satisfied and throw it back where it came from. ; )

  22. LeAnn Rimes Bikini Eddie Cibrian
    dirty
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    Nice cum gutters

  23. Casey Anthony
    Mooby
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    At least you know she’ll manage the birth control…

  24. Caylee Anthony Memorial Lightning
    antoine bugleboy
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    I always hated Live, but kimmykimkim just made ever having to hear their suck-ass music worth it for this one caption.

    • kimmykimkim

      Haha! I hate that song too but it was the first thing that came to my head when I read that post. It’s been in my head ever since!!

  25. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Bikini
    Jovy
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    Good LORD.

  26. Hilary Clinton
    Snack pack
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    “Get ready for a big surprise!”

    Yeah, this one should be up for comment of the year.

  27. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Gianluca Vacchi
    Snack pack
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    Good one!

  28. Megan Fox
    Jack Napier
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    She’s trying out for the new meow mix commercial. F’n cat face.

  29. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Bikini
    Hey Hick Fuck You
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    I hope Angelina Jolie sees this. It will keep her from adopting a Chilean baby.

  30. Casey Anthony
    katy
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    holy hair extensions

  31. Casey Anthony
    wfs
    Commented on this photo:

    Two Girls One Cup.

  32. phreshone
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m surprise you didn’t have 100 great comments between this one and the pickle

  33. Prince William
    Blech
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    Probably smelling the leather…

  34. MrsWrong
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    Don’t hate cause u all were too excited to coment on penis size to notice the dead duckling. TY, Superficial, at least SOMEONE gets me *Turns on Small Wonders and sings along while playing with Jem doll*

    • TomFrank

      Is that what that is? I should have incorporated that into my “midget psychic from Poltergeist” reference-comment.

  35. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Gianluca Vacchi
    lemon
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    Hilarious

  36. Prince William
    GuyLeDouche
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    Just after blowing his nose on the gift of a mammoth merkin handed down over thousands of years by the Smakmiarse Eskimo tribe, Prince William had to flee to Hollywood to escape their wrath.

  37. Megan Fox
    KAY
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    Constipation face.

  38. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Bikini
    KAY
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    It’s a man baby!!

  39. Malah

    This site is almost all filler now, with the crap we missed shit every damn day and these horrible best comment articles. Enough already! Plus, there’s some gay mod here who started deleting comments mocking gay people.

    • TomFrank

      I had some time to kill today, so I thought I’d test your thesis. I chose three weeks at random from this year, when The Crap We Missed started, and counted the number of posts, and then counted the number of posts from the same week last year. Here’s what I found:

      week of April 4, 2010: 34 posts (not incl. TCWM or The Most Important People)
      week of April 5, 2011: 39 posts

      week of May 16, 2011: 48 posts (not incl. TCWM or TMIPOTI)
      week of May 17, 2010: 43 posts

      week of June 27, 2011: 37 posts (not incl. TCWM or TMIPOTI)
      week of June 28, 2010: 37 posts (not incl. The Search for Banner Girl)

      So your thesis fails. The Superficial delivers just as many content-filled posts as it did before introducing The Crap We Missed. (Which makes sense, as it’s Photo Boy, not Fish, who compiles TCWM over the course of the day.) So I don’t know what you’re whining about; you can always skip the “filler” (as you call it) if you want and you’ll still get as much out of this site as you did before.

      And as for The Most Important People, Fish and Photo Boy come in on a Saturday just to show us how much they appreciate our comments, and you shit all over it? Fuck you.

    • TomFrank

      Yeah, I figured that’s how you’d respond: “The underlying basis of my criticism may have been wrong, but you were pathetic to go and prove it.”

      • Jane Fondas taint

        TomFrank, still living off government handouts and as irrelevant, useless and stupid as his molester dad Barney.

      • Ma,lah

        No, you’re pathetic for loving a website that much. You can’t prove it doesn’t suck and isn’t full of filler now, because it does, and it is..

  40. Gretchen Rossi
    KAY
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    Careful you may melt from the sun heat.

  41. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Bikini
    KAY
    Commented on this photo:

    My eyes, my beautiful eyes have been tainted by this worthless bitch.

  42. Michelle Rodriguez Bikini Gianluca Vacchi
    KAY
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    So that’s how shit takes a shit.

  43. KAY
    Commented on this photo:

    My dick is bigger than yours!!

  44. Caylee Anthony Memorial Lightning
    Captain Canada
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    Wait. I’m pretty sure this is just a picture of a tree. WTF is going on?

    • TomFrank

      Below the caption, it reads: “Lightning Strikes Caylee Anthony Memorial Hours After Casey Sentenced – 7.8.11″

  45. Jessica Stam
    GuidotheRed
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    *always. Goddammit.

  46. Casey Anthony
    oohlilit
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    Shes gonna bang jose so much once shes out. wont even be surprised if they marry. he’s a dirt of a father too.

  47. Prince William Kate Middleton Princess Diana Portrait
    Crankybitch
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    David Streets is such a loser to have this in his gallery. SO UGY. Did it come from Tijuana?

  48. Jersey Shore Deena Cortese Bikini
    Urbanspaceman
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    It’s great how his comb-over stays in place, even in the sun and surf!

  49. Kate Gosselin Sports Bra
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    Gross … she looks like a well-preserved 52. How old is she ? 36 ?

  50. Hilary Clinton
    INMATE 12236969
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    I wouldn’t fuck that with Bill Clintons dick.

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