That’s pretty funny. Good for Hef, though. Chick is uber hot.
You gotta admit: Hugh gives new meaning to the term “replaceable parts”. The dude gets dumped at the altar and does not miss a beat. Actually, he’s probably relieved that her “mask” came off before he drove her off the lot (excuse the mixed metaphor). Rock on, HUGH!
The chicks he bangs all look exactly alike: fake tits, bleached blond hair, dead eyes. He probably doesn’t even realize when the girls change.
Maybe it’s not him who switches girls, maybe its his staff.
You know, kinda lika parents who secretly replace their kids dead goldfish with a new one that looks exactly like the old one.
Hef probably thinks he’s still dating the same blonde from two decades ago.
That’s a damned strong start.
no amount of money in the world would enable me to suck on his wrinkled old sausage
bullshit …. everyone has a price
nope – I’d be set for life by now if I’d cashed in on a “price”
and i hear i though one of the most important people on the internet was me…………
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