Welcome to the thirty two-th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where almost anyone who makes a Star Wars, and now Watchmen, quote automatically makes the cut because I wore glasses until the ninth grade and spent my Friday nights begging my mom to order me Star Wars shit off of QVC. But enough about the taut, sexual thriller full of intrigue and ballet from director Darren Aronofsky that is my origin.
And now the funny words I wish I thought of first,
- The Superficial
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L A M E !!!
L A M E !!!
Every one knows that is for Nebraska. Another lame comment picked.
This could be the funniest comment ever posted on this website.
Outstanding, outstanding work.
Awesome – it’s the 10-to-life Ken doll!
Comments of the Weak with the exception of #23 by Little Richard and #24 by Eric which were pretty good.
sometimes I get lucky.
That’s high praise considering my other reviews this week were “lame” and “weak”. Thanks.
Yeah, that was great.
Also, I’m pretty sure someone Photoshopped Jay Mohr’s head on her
I was gonna say Jay Mohr is looking pretty sexy here.
haha holy shit!
Score!
No, not everyone knows that, know why? No one cares about this dumbass enough to know that.
haha! kudos
Really? This week’s picks are horrible and lame. Like something a 13 year old thought up. The only good one I’ve seen is the Britney water heater.
Oh my god! This is actually the best one you’ve ever posted. HAHAHAHA! Wow.
Hahaaa…. nice one bianca.
LOL
definitely going to be a bottom.
I’m as amazed as she is that she has a career… I just don’t look it.
I truly appreciate this comment. Bravo.
man, these suck.
fuckin A
Thats mean lol
LOL
formula
I know, huh! I did not expect it to make the cut! Thank u Fish, for finding me almost as amusing as I find myself!
gold
Fantastic!
weak
What is with the “where the white women at” jokes every week? What is that from??
Blazing Saddles.
Meh. This has been done so many times in every single Katie Holmes post.
Amen, sister. Katie is a lifeless drone, Brit is fixated on fried things and speaks trailer, Lilo=coke, the hackneyed list goes on…
To be fair, Maria Shriver is Skeletor, so anybody (even a teenage boy) is going to look obese next to her.
And I agree: weak.
:( That post had some of the funniest comments. This wasn’t one of them.
Anyone who mocks the Billy Dee must check themselves, lest they wreck themselves.
Awesome! Finally, a funny one.
Right, it made it worth it to slog through the other 28 extra-lame ones.
hah
scientologists don’t believe in taking pills….remember? so, the joke doesn’t even make sense.
We’re here to plump… you up!
I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in pleasure, and were suddenly silenced… and in need of a tissue.
LMAO
…And then, VOILA. See, now you can’t see my penis. That’s amazing right?
“And that car has only been driven by a sunday school teacher going to and from Church!”
Ha! Wow, missed this photo the first time.
Ahahaha.
I would frame that.
Gross is that a wart on her hand?
This one is hilarious, love it!
he looks exactly like my dad
Hold up, is that a wart on her hand?
It’s probably a mutation of the herpes that adorns her cooter.
Muffin Tops Rule!!!
I’m just here to beg someone to update. really. post anything at all… anything that will please bump that image of john edwards from the top of the page. i feel it’s stealing my soul. i hear the Omen and Exorcist music playing. seriously. i can’t look at it without chanting to myself, “don’t look it in the eyes.. DON’T LOOK IT IN THE EYES!!!”
“Anything?” Even that Gary Shirley ass-crack photo?
Win.
“At my signal, unleash hell. At least unleash the humidor with the Cubans in it.”
… Nobody ever comments on the Most Important People…… however, I too agree this is probably the best caption I’ve ever read since fish started this Saturday thing hahahahahhahahahahaha I can’t stop laughing
Outdid yourself!
Zooey is awesome, and I’ll fight anyone who doesn’t think so!!
With a Point Of View Gun.