The Most Important People on The Internet: Volume 32

June 18th, 2011 // 93 Comments

Welcome to the thirty two-th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where almost anyone who makes a Star Wars, and now Watchmen, quote automatically makes the cut because I wore glasses until the ninth grade and spent my Friday nights begging my mom to order me Star Wars shit off of QVC. But enough about the taut, sexual thriller full of intrigue and ballet from director Darren Aronofsky that is my origin.

And now the funny words I wish I thought of first,

- The Superficial

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  1. Crystal Harris Hugh Hefner
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    L A M E !!!

  2. Liev Schrieber
    SIN
    Commented on this photo:

    L A M E !!!

  3. Larry The Cable Guy N Necklace
    SIN
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    Every one knows that is for Nebraska. Another lame comment picked.

  4. Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour
    UnholyKrep
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    This could be the funniest comment ever posted on this website.

    Outstanding, outstanding work.

  5. GG1000

    Awesome – it’s the 10-to-life Ken doll!

  6. zzzzzzzzzzzzz

    Comments of the Weak with the exception of #23 by Little Richard and #24 by Eric which were pretty good.

  7. Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour
    DeucePickle
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    Yeah, that was great.
    Also, I’m pretty sure someone Photoshopped Jay Mohr’s head on her

  8. Kate Middleton Prince William Fascinator
    Jack
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    Score!

  9. Larry The Cable Guy N Necklace
    PtC
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    No, not everyone knows that, know why? No one cares about this dumbass enough to know that.

  10. Kate Middleton Prince William Fascinator
    Anon
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    Really? This week’s picks are horrible and lame. Like something a 13 year old thought up. The only good one I’ve seen is the Britney water heater.

  11. Prince William
    Ho.Lee.Shit
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    Oh my god! This is actually the best one you’ve ever posted. HAHAHAHA! Wow.

  12. Sylvester Stallone Mike Tyson
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    Hahaaa…. nice one bianca.

  13. Todd Bridges
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    LOL

  14. definitely going to be a bottom.

  15. Zooey Deschanel
    Milf
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    I’m as amazed as she is that she has a career… I just don’t look it.

  16. John Edwards Mugshot
    ...
    Commented on this photo:

    I truly appreciate this comment. Bravo.

  17. Ali Larter
    uncle jonathan's corncob pipe
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    man, these suck.

  18. Simon Cowell
    Jovy
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    Thats mean lol

  19. Kate Middleton Prince William Fascinator
    Jovy
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    LOL

  20. Simon Cowell
    Richard McBeef
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    formula

    • kimmykimkim

      I know, huh! I did not expect it to make the cut! Thank u Fish, for finding me almost as amusing as I find myself!

  21. Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour
    Richard McBeef
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    gold

  22. Pamela Anderson Storm Trooper Helmet
    Michelle
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    Fantastic!

  23. Maria Shriver Christopher Schwarzenegger
    g_girl
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    weak

  24. Prince William
    sprezzatura
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    What is with the “where the white women at” jokes every week? What is that from??

  25. Katie Holmes
    Casey
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    Meh. This has been done so many times in every single Katie Holmes post.

    • uh...

      Amen, sister. Katie is a lifeless drone, Brit is fixated on fried things and speaks trailer, Lilo=coke, the hackneyed list goes on…

  26. Maria Shriver Christopher Schwarzenegger
    sprezzatura
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    To be fair, Maria Shriver is Skeletor, so anybody (even a teenage boy) is going to look obese next to her.
    And I agree: weak.

  27. Michelle Obama
    Casey
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    :( That post had some of the funniest comments. This wasn’t one of them.

  28. Billy Dee Williams
    DC Supreme
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    Anyone who mocks the Billy Dee must check themselves, lest they wreck themselves.

  29. Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour
    Casey
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    Awesome! Finally, a funny one.

  30. Liev Schrieber
    Jared
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    hah

  31. Katie Holmes
    Jared
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    scientologists don’t believe in taking pills….remember? so, the joke doesn’t even make sense.

  32. Maria Shriver Christopher Schwarzenegger
    Lemmiwinks
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    We’re here to plump… you up!

  33. Adrianne Curry Twitter Bra Star Wars Belt
    Mel
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    I feel a great disturbance in the Force, as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in pleasure, and were suddenly silenced… and in need of a tissue.

  34. Liev Schrieber
    Mel
    Commented on this photo:

    LMAO

  35. Lady Gaga
    Mel
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    …And then, VOILA. See, now you can’t see my penis. That’s amazing right?

  36. Stuart Le Chiffere

    “And that car has only been driven by a sunday school teacher going to and from Church!”

  37. Liev Schrieber
    Brooke
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    Ha! Wow, missed this photo the first time.

  38. Lady Gaga
    Brooke
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    Ahahaha.

  39. Liev Schrieber
    Sodomy_Is_For_Girls
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    I would frame that.

  40. Teen Mom Amber Portwood Suicide Attempt
    Mookey
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    Gross is that a wart on her hand?

  41. Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour
    dani
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    This one is hilarious, love it!

  42. Simon Cowell
    michmasterflex
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    he looks exactly like my dad

  43. Teen Mom Amber Portwood Suicide Attempt
    effie
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    Hold up, is that a wart on her hand?

  44. Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour
    Urbanspaceman
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    Muffin Tops Rule!!!

  45. John Edwards Mugshot
    kate
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    I’m just here to beg someone to update. really. post anything at all… anything that will please bump that image of john edwards from the top of the page. i feel it’s stealing my soul. i hear the Omen and Exorcist music playing. seriously. i can’t look at it without chanting to myself, “don’t look it in the eyes.. DON’T LOOK IT IN THE EYES!!!”

  46. Pamela Anderson Storm Trooper Helmet
    SteveG
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    Win.

  47. Russell Crowe Fat
    edamame
    Commented on this photo:

    “At my signal, unleash hell. At least unleash the humidor with the Cubans in it.”

  48. Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour
    TACO CAT
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    … Nobody ever comments on the Most Important People…… however, I too agree this is probably the best caption I’ve ever read since fish started this Saturday thing hahahahahhahahahahaha I can’t stop laughing

  49. Britney Spears Femme Fatale Tour
    Lucille
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    Outdid yourself!

  50. Zooey Deschanel
    Hugh Gentry
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    Zooey is awesome, and I’ll fight anyone who doesn’t think so!!

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