He needed this.
Welcome to the 30th installment of The Most Important People on The Internet where it should be slowly realizing it’s half-dead as random strands of gray hair hammer that point home. *pops a fistful of Xanax* Where was I and is there even a point to anything anymore? Oh, right, comments. Short gallery today thanks to a short week, but you’ll still find it loaded with hilarity and Aubrey O’Day’s terrifying hooch which you people somehow can’t get enough of. On that note, I’m now in the early stages of launching a cold cuts fetish site and will begin accepting savvy investors, but only if they have the balls to make 800 billion Internet dollars. (Current value = ~2 funny cat photos.)
Printing money,
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“Now, how can I get a pack of N-’s to rape all the Jews? Think Mel, think……”
..his head used to be a bowling ball, folks?
Awesome!
carlton?
They pitch it as a “scarless*” method to open up the chest & shove a bag of jiggle goo into the breast.
*some nerve damage, scarring & numbness may occur
More like 3 feet closer to the ground.
Suddenly those Victorian age swimsuits seem like a remarkably good idea.
said it all w his eyes
Oh wow Carlton, what happend?
ur 3 feet closer to the ground
said it all w
oh wait he totally didnt
Surely, you’re joking
I’m not joking. And don’t call me Shirley.
Courtney Cox in 2 years
Oh crap! I thought I was taller!
How’s that funny?
to understand most of the comments you probably need to know all of the shows and movies and the history of US entertainment. I don’t understand what’s funny about most of the comments either.
A polite way of saying “OOGA BOOGA WHERE THE WHITE WOMEN AT?!” you dunce.
It’s actually true. Never seen her looking better than here.
No shit, she actually looks hot here…i’ve NEVER thought that about her before.
Great to laugh out loud from the first one already. Ellia I guess you never saw Fresh Prince of Bel Aire
AND Blazing Saddles.
Lame comment.
“They pitch it as a “scarless*” method to open up the chest & shove a bag of jiggle goo into the breast.
*some nerve damage, scarring & numbness may occur”
and also ridiculous comedy boobs are a possibility too.
Yet another lame ass comment selected. WHAT RETARD IS CHOOSING THESE?
It’s from the South Park episode “Jewbilee.”
http://southparkstudios.mtvnimages.com/images/shows/southpark/vertical_video/import/season_03/sp_0309_08_m4.jpg?width=200
yumadbro
He used to be slim :/
What’s with her face? JFC she has bad skin! Is she a steroid user?
Sadly this is true. Maybe she has finally admitted to herself what everyone else knows.
Love the granny swimsuit.
He has barely changed over the years, I on the other hand…………
that’s the best comment, “I love motorboating”? You suck.
Where do you see a reattached nipple? Because to me it looks like it went: nipple off, Jell-O in, pepperoni on.
Has anyone else noticed his freakishly long chin?
her ass has it’s own gravity and it’s warping reality within singularity limits.
One thing in common with both of them is that they won’t matter to anyone in a few years.
Alfonso is the man.
He has been making bank straight for over 30 years since before Silver Spoons.
He is probably one of the most paid actors in Hollywood and he was banging Ashlynn Brooke, arguably one of the hottest pornstars ever.
I THREW UP IN MY MOUTH.
Her flesh looks like it wants to rip itself off of her bones and run far, far away.
It’s not unusual to see me cry…
Suzy Parker, (the real & genuine “first supermodel”), would have never appeared in public looking like this.
In her own gruesome way she’s kinda hot.
Opthalmology’s down the hall on the right.
You mean, Micha with two slabs of baloney hanging between her legs.
Only funny one of the bunch.
Thank you for that, you left out Amy Lee.
+1
i was looking for the ‘WELCOME HOME’ attached to her swimsuit. You know, for the soldiers.
She looks like a rectangle.
Ha! Awesome.
Why did she even bother getting dressed?
I love south park.
Win!
This picture is so sad…
She has reverse LeAnn Rimes “abs.”
Is there an echo in here?
lol. best comment so far.
(if there were an echo: sugar tits … its ….its …its)
Either he’s that strong or her ass was inflatable all the time…
Guess white boys can’t jump either.