The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.9

March 23rd, 2013 // 62 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which I’d like to apologize in advance for being extra buggier than usual thanks to the site getting hacked this week. So if the captions don’t change, just hit refresh, and you’re good to go. Annoying as shit, I know. Also, despite repeated attempts, the gallery wouldn’t accept TomFrank‘s epic Albert Nobbs comment on Bruce Jenner, so I wanted to give a quick shout out to that. All that aside, we’ve got a hefty menagerie of commentical awesomeness for you, so dig in.

Thanks for bringing it this week,

- The Superficial

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  1. Here. I put my Albert Nobbs comment (with pic) up on my Flickr account.

    http://farm9.staticflickr.com/8374/8583448394_93b3b8559b_b.jpg

  2. cc

    The Most Important People on The Internet was particularly good this week. Well done peeps.

  3.  Steubenville Rapists
    Commented on this photo:

    I laughed. Then I cried.

  4. Kevin Federline Fat Sons Soccer Games
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I think not. Fat Federline is a very well paid employee of Spears Inc.
    BabyDaddy duties to an unreliable nutcase pop star don’t come cheap.

  5. Shauna Sand Dentist Twitter
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    When I first saw this photo my first thought was why is Mitt Romney rummaging around in a hooker’s mouth?
    Call it post election trauma.

  6. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Leather Skirt
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    DJ is wise in the ways of asses.
    MOOÓOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  7. The_observer

    I gotta say tho…No matter how horrible Lindsay looks or how bad her situation is…Her extensions are always pretty decent looking..Lindsay could give Britney some advice on where to go as far as the extentions part goes

  8. JoJo Levesque
    b1498415
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    I don’t get it.

  9. Elin Nordegren Josefin
    ddpalmer
    Commented on this photo:

    It shouldn’t be funny. But it is.

  10. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Leather Skirt
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    Like one of those articulated buses.

    You had a hell of a week, Deacon!

  11. Lindsay Lohan Tired Bags Under Eyes Greasy Hair Mark Heller Courtroom
    Yoda Mann
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    Vampires that walk under daylight. We’re doomed.

  12. JoJo Levesque
    Shemp
    Commented on this photo:

    Me neither…

  13. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Jeans Music Video Shoot
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    This was a really good one.

  14. Amanda Bynes
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    You’re welcome Tom.

  15. Brett Ratner 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    I completely missed this one. Brilliant!

  16. Ashley Judd Butt Spandex Dress Gerard Butler Olympus Has Fallen Premiere
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    Awesome.

  17. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Tinted Glasses Sipping Beer Clippers Game
    Inner Retard
    Commented on this photo:

    Hahahaha.

  18. Kevin Federline Fat Sons Soccer Games
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    LOL!

  19. JoJo Levesque
    Commented on this photo:

    I definitely get it. She old enough, so I can say this now. This girl has looked this fuckable since she was like 15 years. The very definition of jailbait imo.

  20. Elin Nordegren Josefin
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s time to play “Spot the gold digger”

  21.  Steubenville Rapists
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    Nice one.

  22. Usher Red High Tops The Voice Premiere
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    LOL!

  23. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Jeans Music Video Shoot
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    So true.

  24. Amanda Bynes
    Commented on this photo:

    Nice reference.

  25. Brett Ratner 24th Annual GLAAD Media Awards
    Commented on this photo:

    YES!

  26. JoJo Levesque
    Bob Johnson
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    Those are some very ugly tits. I dont want to mash anything.

    • no way this doesnt come off as wierd but i thought it was early onset pancaketititis but i think its just a bad angle and its just the regular cleavage line.

  27. Rob Kardashian Kris Jenner Surrounded By Black Men 1OAK Nightclub
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    With a token white guy in the back

  28. Lana Del Rey
    Commented on this photo:

    sweet Deacon!

  29. Taylor Swift Butt Tight Jeans Music Video Shoot
    Commented on this photo:

    lol!

  30. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Leather Skirt
    Commented on this photo:

    Best in Show

  31. Kim Kardashian Huge Butt Tight Leather Skirt
    Butt McNugget
    Commented on this photo:

    her ass looks like a wet bag of grass

  32. Nicole Eggert Swimsuit Splash
    Commented on this photo:

    This prompted tearful laughing followed by a coughing fit. And then, when I could speak again, explaining the joke to my wife.

    “……LIKE AT SEAWORLD! Oh… forget it.”

  33. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Tinted Glasses Sipping Beer Clippers Game
    Commented on this photo:

    That was good!

  34. Jenny McCarthy
    DLH
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s funny because she kills children

  35. JoJo Levesque
    Shemp
    Commented on this photo:

    I have no idea what’s going on here….

  36.  Steubenville Rapists
    yeah, i know...
    Commented on this photo:

    Knowing where the kid is heading, I hate to say this. But honestly, he really DOES have a pretty mouth…

  37. Lindsay Lohan Tired Bags Under Eyes Greasy Hair Mark Heller Courtroom
    fastbender
    Commented on this photo:

    lindsay lohan on the set of “the exorcist” remake.

  38. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Tinted Glasses Sipping Beer Clippers Game
    M3
    Commented on this photo:

    Brilliant!

  39. Lindsay Lohan Tired Bags Under Eyes Greasy Hair Mark Heller Courtroom
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    This is doubly awesome because it works no matter which one is saying what.

  40. Kevin Federline Fat Sons Soccer Games
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    At least he can bang Brandi Glanville while he’s there.

  41. Jenny McCarthy
    Commented on this photo:

    It brings me joy to laugh at this twat.

  42. Usher Red High Tops The Voice Premiere
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    Perfect.

  43. Rob Kardashian Kris Jenner Surrounded By Black Men 1OAK Nightclub
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    Sadly plausible.

  44. Serena Williams
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    Brick house.

  45. Elin Nordegren Josefin
    Commented on this photo:

    I would murder their vaginas.

  46. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Tinted Glasses Sipping Beer Clippers Game
    Commented on this photo:

    Who is this woman?

  47. Sean Bean Drunk
    Dexter
    Commented on this photo:

    Shes from Mordor alright

  48. Bruce Jenner Creepy Face Tinted Glasses Sipping Beer Clippers Game
    Commented on this photo:

    Thanks for making me laugh out loud! That was great.

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