The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.8

March 16th, 2013 // 82 Comments

Welcome to this week’s installment of The Most Important People on The Internet which took a little break last week because if you haven’t figured out by now, this thing’s entirely fueled by The Crap We Missed, Photo Boy’s daily round-up of random celebrity schadenfreuded that’s mostly a thinly-veiled excuse to post Prince Charles pictures. “I just want to live in in those ears,” I catch him saying to no one in particular. So enjoy, and be sure to make me feel old as shit by not getting the last joke.

Never rub another man’s rhubarb,

- The Superficial

Click Here To Start The Gallery

Photo: Splash News

superficial

  1. Jennifer Love Hewitt Spandex Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    this.

  2. Hayden Panettiere Peter Dinklage
    Little Tongue
    Commented on this photo:

    What is THAT??? o_O

  3. Shia LaBeouf Girlfriend Mia Goth Matching Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    LOL!

  4. Rutger Hauer
    Commented on this photo:

    A+

  5. Hayden Panettiere Peter Dinklage
    Commented on this photo:

    The Dinklage makes an appearance!

  6. Jaden Smith Kylie Jenner
    Commented on this photo:

    hahaha. perfect.

  7. Steven Tyler Joe Perry Thin Moustache John Varvatos 10th Annual Stuart House Benefit
    Commented on this photo:

    Cute Guy Fawkes mask, Joe.

  8. Hayden Panettiere Peter Dinklage
    Commented on this photo:

    A stroke of genius, Tom.

  9. Hayden Panettiere Peter Dinklage
    Commented on this photo:

    Not sure why the sides got cut off, but as always, I’m grateful for the recognition.

  10. Axl Rose Double Chin
    Commented on this photo:

    Ha! I got it. But then, someone could make a joke about Cesar Romero’s Joker, and I’d get it. #youthinkYOU’REold

  11. Shia LaBeouf Girlfriend Mia Goth Matching Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    Hilarious

  12. Hayden Panettiere Peter Dinklage
    mike
    Commented on this photo:

    welp we can all pretty much just pack it in now, this is as good as it will ever get.

  13. Pope Francis Huge Microphone Balcony
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Answer the question Mr NewPope.

  14. Hayden Panettiere
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I hope for her sake that it was an immediate catch and release situation.

  15. Ian Somerhalder
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    As he grows older I predict he will look more and more like a baboon.

  16. Anne Hathaway Amanda Seyfried
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    The Infernal Master would probably prefer the blonde.

  17. Rutger Hauer
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    I guess that’s a smoking jacket.
    Very dapper.

  18. William Shatner Oz Comic Con
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    Capt needs to lay off the salt and fatty foods.

    • mike

      Because, what, he’s gonna die soon? Dude is 81 years old. It’s all bonus round from here – he should eat, drink, smoke, and screw whatever he can catch.

  19. Pope Francis Huge Microphone Balcony
    Cock Dr
    Commented on this photo:

    What a bunch of tax evasion crap. What a global scam those old pedos have got going on!

  20. Rutger Hauer
    Commented on this photo:

    That made me laugh. God, but how I loved Bugs Bunny cartoons as a kid (still do, too).

  21. Jennifer Love Hewitt Spandex Dress
    Larry McCurley
    Commented on this photo:

    Whatever.

    What sane, heterosexual man wouldn’t wanna have sex with this woman?

    • What sane, heterosexual man wouldn’t have wanted to have sex with this woman 10 years ago?

      Fixed it. Fully accelerated middle age pear matched with marriage bio clock craziness, not so much.

  22. Shia LaBeouf Girlfriend Mia Goth Matching Clothes
    Jennyjenjen
    Commented on this photo:

    Absolutely spot on assessment of this situation.

  23. Axl Rose Double Chin
    j/k
    Commented on this photo:

    I had to go all the back to my childhood, but when I did I LOL’d.

  24. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
    Visible Ink
    Commented on this photo:

    This was a good one. Funny and true.

  25. Jennifer Love Hewitt Spandex Dress
    YTBOY
    Commented on this photo:

    Awesome beauty!!

  26. Axl Rose Double Chin
    Tom
    Commented on this photo:

    One day the image gallery will be fixed!

  27. Lady Gaga Gold Wheelchair Terry Richardson
    Commented on this photo:

    A++

  28. Miley Cyrus Liam Hemsworth Break Up
    Commented on this photo:

    Best one of the lot!

  29. Jennifer Love Hewitt Spandex Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    ahahaha!!

  30. Steven Tyler Joe Perry Thin Moustache John Varvatos 10th Annual Stuart House Benefit
    Commented on this photo:

    DAMN spot on.

  31. Shia LaBeouf Girlfriend Mia Goth Matching Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    Deacon Jones is one fly mutha.

  32. Miley Cyrus Side Boob
    Commented on this photo:

    YES picked the best again!

  33. Adrianne Palicki Cleavage G.I. Joe: Retaliation Premiere
    Commented on this photo:

    AAHAHAHA!

  34. Anne Hathaway Amanda Seyfried
    Commented on this photo:

    ha!

  35. Hilary Duff Cleavage Holding Son Luca
    Commented on this photo:

    HA! A+

  36. Tom Hardy Kissing Puppy Animal Rescue Set
    Commented on this photo:

    :O

  37. Lady Gaga Gold Wheelchair Terry Richardson
    Commented on this photo:

    :D

  38. Wynonna Judd Fat Tony Dovolani GMA
    Commented on this photo:

    …keyboard needs wiping anyway

  39. Jennifer Love Hewitt Spandex Dress
    Commented on this photo:

    This one made me very happy. :D

  40. Richard Dean Anderson Fat Long Hair Oz Comic Con
    Commented on this photo:

    He’s an aggressive outtie.

  41. Rutger Hauer
    Commented on this photo:

    I’m Rutger Hauer, and I’m a Wen girl.

  42. Axl Rose Double Chin
    Commented on this photo:

    For some reason almost any play on GNR lyrics against Axl photos instantly work.

  43. Jaden Smith Kylie Jenner
    Commented on this photo:

    It’s always so funny when I can actually envision them saying it.

  44. Shia LaBeouf Girlfriend Mia Goth Matching Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    Another that is just so frighteningly plausible.

  45. Shia LaBeouf Girlfriend Mia Goth Matching Clothes
    Commented on this photo:

    Brilliant!

  46. Maria Shriver
    Commented on this photo:

    Good job! Very funny.

  47. Pope Francis Huge Microphone Balcony
    Bob
    Commented on this photo:

    I love how that last Pope retired because he thought he was too old to keep up with the job, then the Cardinals vote in a the oldest candidate.

  48. Hilary Duff Cleavage Holding Son Luca
    Norm
    Commented on this photo:

    From what I see, it’s Lady GaGa. Not sure if (s)he’s the one on the right or left.

  49. Axl Rose Double Chin
    Ripley's Believe It Or Not
    Commented on this photo:

    I’d have lumped for “You aint gonna diet’ for the second line.

  50. Jennifer Love Hewitt Spandex Dress
    mavisdavis
    Commented on this photo:

    The ass says ‘kardashian’.

    The purse says ‘colorblind.’

Leave A Comment