The Most Important People on The Internet:
Volume 3.7

March 2nd, 2013 // 55 Comments

Welcome The Most Important People on The Internet our weekly cavalcade of horrible comments brought to you by the letter “S” as in scars and “G” for GOOP. And speaking of GOOP, a special shout-out to Frederick Buddha who did yeoman’s work on the Gywneth Paltrow does cocoon yoga post which I highly suggest scoping out if you want some more comment bang for your zero buck. On that note, I’m off to prepare for a week sans Photo Boy which requires at least 14 hours in the fetal position crying that I’m too handsome to upload my own pics. It’s a very technical process.

See you Monday,

- The Superficial

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  1. Jim Carrey
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    Made me laugh, and I love the reference.

  2. Kim Kardashian Kanye West
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    This was awesome.

  3. David Hasselhoff
    Buddy The Elf
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    Jesus his hands are as big as Lana Kane’s.

  4. Sarah Jessica Parker
    Buddy The Elf
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    hahaha, I’m crying.

  5. Channing Tatum Jenna Dewan
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    ha!

  6. Bill O'Reilly Michael Strahan
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    LMAO & I can see falafel geezer saying this for real!

  7. Jennifer Lawrence
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    fuck yeah

  8. Gwyneth Paltrow
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    AAA+

  9. Jim Carrey
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    the TRUTH

  10. David Hasselhoff
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    more truth

  11. Justin Bieber
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    AAAAAAAA :O

  12. Prince Charles
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    Another comment that could be true, ugh.

  13. Khloe Kardashian
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    AAAAHAHAHA!

  14. Sarah Jessica Parker
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    Another spittle-covered keyboard thanks to y’all fly mothers.

  15. Gwyneth Paltrow
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    Wanna hump your ass, Freddy B!

  16. Gwyneth Paltrow
    Inner Retard
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    Classic!

  17. Channing Tatum Jenna Dewan
    Axy
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    Boo. Who the fuck would would feature THAT comment?

  18. Kim Kardashian, Molly Sims
    Cock Dr
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    MOO

  19. Kim Kardashian Kanye West
    Cock Dr
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    That was so good for me.
    MOO

  20. Kim Kardashian Kanye West
    AnnaD.
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    We have a winnah!

  21. Kim Kardashian Kanye West
    Kojak
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    An all time top5 in “The Most Imp…”.

  22. Bill O'Reilly Michael Strahan
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    I don’t get why you only put an * in n*gger…

  23. Channing Tatum Jenna Dewan
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    LOL!

  24. Jennifer Lawrence
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    Short and sweet.

  25. Gwyneth Paltrow
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    This is brilliant.

  26. David Hasselhoff
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    His hands are freakishly big.

  27. Kim Kardashian Kanye West
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    Perfection.

  28. Prince Charles
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    LOL!

  29. Gwyneth Paltrow
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    This was a gold mine for Frederick. He was on a major roll here. Congrats.

  30. Jennifer Lawrence
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    Classy.

  31. Prince Charles
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    Perfect!

  32. JWoww
    So TRUE
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    Botched boob job scar, back rolls, bad tatoos, ick,

  33. Kim Kardashian, Molly Sims
    So TRUE
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    All the money in the world obviously can’t help with this body. You know the baby is going to streeetch her out and leave her Armenian skin hangin like the old ladies from the her old country. She should have done like Beyonce and hired a serogit (then lie about!)!

  34. Kim Kardashian, Molly Sims
    So TRUE
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    Look at how poor Molly is looking at her trying to be polite while thinking, “Why the fuck did I acknowledge her eye contact??!” And fat asses body language is begging to be liked, it reaks of insecurity and vapid cuntness.

  35. JWoww
    GentleFrank
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    LIAR!

  36. Bill O'Reilly Michael Strahan
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    It’s frightening to think how much of this shit he’d actually say.

  37. Gwyneth Paltrow
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    This one made me laugh and cringe at the same time, given just how much of a pretentious fuzzbag she is.

  38. Channing Tatum Jenna Dewan
    wtf
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    Channing tatum looks like a jarhead goblin with Downs. Who the fuck is actually attracted to that? I don’t get it, and I’m a white girl. Will the masses be impressed by just any douche they put in movies these days?

    • Same and agreed. And, probably–why the hell do I know the name of a girl who was peed on in a home movie a few years ago? The world is such a mystery…

  39. JWoww
    Martina
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    fulfills almost all white trash slut requirements:

    pre-coitus bade make-up (check)
    big enhanced breasts (check)
    tattoos (check)
    hair dyed blonde (… damn …)

    3 out of 4 is enough

  40. Well, shucks … thanks, Fish. Glad to have given you a laugh. Of course I’m still way in your debt on that score.

  41. JWoww
    FreshDJ
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    Nobody cares – big boobs are big boobs – anyone would hit it.

  42. right

    Her face is almost as mauled as her tits

  43. Kim Kardashian, Molly Sims
    Laughing
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    thats a BIG B!TCH

  44. JWoww
    Critical Cretin
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    You sir, were ingenious.

  45. JWoww
    Interred Ferguson
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    ….because tits should always look like two footballs strapped to one’s chest, laces vertical………

  46. Jennifer Lawrence
    Mista Snazzy
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    Well played Ms. JL, well played indeed.

  47. JWoww
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    A really bad Nexus Six pleasure model for the far ,far,far colonies hence the serial number? Lmao

  48. JWoww
    The Dude
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    Properly exposed Sideboob should entice one to seek more visual access and excite one’s imagination, not make one scrunch eyes and feel nauseous.
    .

  49. JWoww
    Boeie
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    Eeew, just…eewwwwww…
    And add a Blweghhhhh ‘n Yuck to it…

  50. JWoww
    Babygirljer
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    YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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