Welcome The Most Important People on The Internet our weekly cavalcade of horrible comments brought to you by the letter “S” as in scars and “G” for GOOP. And speaking of GOOP, a special shout-out to Frederick Buddha who did yeoman’s work on the Gywneth Paltrow does cocoon yoga post which I highly suggest scoping out if you want some more comment bang for your zero buck. On that note, I’m off to prepare for a week sans Photo Boy which requires at least 14 hours in the fetal position crying that I’m too handsome to upload my own pics. It’s a very technical process.
See you Monday,
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Made me laugh, and I love the reference.
This was awesome.
Jesus his hands are as big as Lana Kane’s.
hahaha, I’m crying.
ha!
LMAO & I can see falafel geezer saying this for real!
fuck yeah
AAA+
the TRUTH
more truth
AAAAAAAA :O
Another comment that could be true, ugh.
AAAAHAHAHA!
Another spittle-covered keyboard thanks to y’all fly mothers.
Wanna hump your ass, Freddy B!
Classic!
Boo. Who the fuck would would feature THAT comment?
MOO
That was so good for me.
MOO
We have a winnah!
An all time top5 in “The Most Imp…”.
I don’t get why you only put an * in n*gger…
LOL!
Short and sweet.
This is brilliant.
His hands are freakishly big.
Perfection.
LOL!
This was a gold mine for Frederick. He was on a major roll here. Congrats.
Classy.
Perfect!
Botched boob job scar, back rolls, bad tatoos, ick,
her boob looks like it curves down it is weird
Jenni is a pretty girl…she just needs to keep covered, nobody wants to see all that.
All the money in the world obviously can’t help with this body. You know the baby is going to streeetch her out and leave her Armenian skin hangin like the old ladies from the her old country. She should have done like Beyonce and hired a serogit (then lie about!)!
Look at how poor Molly is looking at her trying to be polite while thinking, “Why the fuck did I acknowledge her eye contact??!” And fat asses body language is begging to be liked, it reaks of insecurity and vapid cuntness.
LIAR!
It’s frightening to think how much of this shit he’d actually say.
But yet… you’ve only heard from the voices in your head.
This one made me laugh and cringe at the same time, given just how much of a pretentious fuzzbag she is.
Channing tatum looks like a jarhead goblin with Downs. Who the fuck is actually attracted to that? I don’t get it, and I’m a white girl. Will the masses be impressed by just any douche they put in movies these days?
Same and agreed. And, probably–why the hell do I know the name of a girl who was peed on in a home movie a few years ago? The world is such a mystery…
fulfills almost all white trash slut requirements:
pre-coitus bade make-up (check)
big enhanced breasts (check)
tattoos (check)
hair dyed blonde (… damn …)
3 out of 4 is enough
Well, shucks … thanks, Fish. Glad to have given you a laugh. Of course I’m still way in your debt on that score.
Nobody cares – big boobs are big boobs – anyone would hit it.
Her face is almost as mauled as her tits
thats a BIG B!TCH
You sir, were ingenious.
….because tits should always look like two footballs strapped to one’s chest, laces vertical………
Well played Ms. JL, well played indeed.
A really bad Nexus Six pleasure model for the far ,far,far colonies hence the serial number? Lmao
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Properly exposed Sideboob should entice one to seek more visual access and excite one’s imagination, not make one scrunch eyes and feel nauseous.
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Eeew, just…eewwwwww…
And add a Blweghhhhh ‘n Yuck to it…
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!